Thank you, Japan! :lulz:
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
:? I don't even
:lulz:
Also, http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
Also, Bronies don't even come close to that HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN FIND IT????
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:43:10 AM
Also, Bronies don't even come close to that HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN FIND IT????
I was wandering around the seedy truck stops of the information superhighway, looking for shit to dump on the 700 Club.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:41:59 AM
:lulz:
Also, http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
QuoteEach day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.
Hear that bang? That was Johnny Cash's grave exploding. :lulz:
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/304694/thumbs/a-WALKING-THE-LINE-DOC-386x217.jpg)
Defending our Southern border in Arizona.
Yes, that's for real.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:41:59 AM
:lulz:
Also, http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
QuoteEach day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.
Hear that bang? That was Johnny Cash's grave exploding. :lulz:
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL???
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
Thank you, Japan! :lulz:
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
Considering Japan... this is kind of a step up
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 09, 2011, 07:58:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
Thank you, Japan! :lulz:
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
Considering Japan... this is kind of a step up
They're probably happy to get paid to do that and not bukake, yeah. But it's still batshit. :lulz:
Brony thing LOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6k-3l4gSSk
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:52:14 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:41:59 AM
:lulz:
Also, http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
QuoteEach day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.
Hear that bang? That was Johnny Cash's grave exploding. :lulz:
You need to read the rest of the article. It gets ... stranger. Like how a lot of them are doing it for the lulz / ironically, yet putting insane amounts of man hours into creating crazy fan videos. And then some interview with the creator of the (new? I suppose) MLP show, who also wrote for the Powerpuff Girls ...
I bet this is the same group of deranged minds that caused that He-Man "Hey what's going on" video.
I actually liked the Powerpuff girls, it was kind of subversive all on its own. The Dirty Duck guy did the storyboard for one episode.
And these brony guys don't inspire furryhorrorz. It's pretty cool what they're doing.
But those doorknob grrlz, I dunno... :horrormirth:
While I slave away doing cheap security consulting, despite two years and relevant experience at a think-tank, a Christian extremist nutjob who claims to be an ex-Muslim ex-Terrorist (no proof) goes around America giving talks to the police about how to "counter" Muslim terrorists. Note: this involves a lot of talk about the anti-Christ, who did not figure in any large way on my course. Also about rape, for some reason.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/09/us-counter-terrorism-training-islam
Ugh. No.
Just.
No.
You guys are not helping me come off this ricockulous morning buzz thing I have going on.
:x
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
Thank you, Japan! :lulz:
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
Am I... am I supposed to be masturbating to this?
I think you're suppposed to be making lewd remarks about "knobs", is the point.
Only in fucking Japan...
Quote from: Laughin Jude on July 09, 2011, 06:30:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
Thank you, Japan! :lulz:
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
Am I... am I supposed to be masturbating to this?
If that's what floats your boat, dude, go for it...
Might as well, 'cause if that's what floats your boat, that may be all you get for awhile...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2011, 06:50:38 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 09, 2011, 06:43:10 AM
Also, Bronies don't even come close to that HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN FIND IT????
I was wandering around the seedy truck stops of the information superhighway, looking for shit to dump on the 700 Club.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dok HowlThank you, Japan!
http://doorknobgirl.tumblr.com/archive
In some places, this MIGHT be considered NSFW. Not because it's - kind of - pron, but because it's BATSHIT INSANE.
No big deal...she's just having her entree.
You know when they all get together they celebrate a potlatch. :asshat:
:aaa: :x
G-d Dammit! the world's running into new fetish territory. Next it'll be dirty doorknobs, public doorknobism, knob vs knob doubleups... man we're doomed. On the bright side lock picking may just become a form of foreplay, so at least it would be easy to sell supplies!
I just don't know if i can handle it.
"Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass" takes on another dimension.
I can understand the thought process behind it. People get all worked up over germs, it becomes common to be a neat freak. People who just want to go around without sanitizing their hands every time they touch some every day thing start to feel like their sickos. Doorknobs are some of the grossest, germiest everyday objects you can find. Hence, a pretty girl licking a doorknob is sinfully delightful, because SHE isn't worrying about how dirty, dirty, dirty that doorknob is. Thus it becomes pronesque.
Of course, I might be overthinking it.
No no, you've basically nailed it. The only bit your missing is that, considering how visual men are, all that stuff comes out in the look on her face.
Now I feel dirty dirty. :lol:
Yeah. It could be about where the hands that touched the doorknobs have BEEN.
It;s probably a fairly common fetish for guys with OCD moms. :lulz:
"If she's willing to put her mouth around that..."
Definitely the expression on her face. I guess it could also be a "thing" for people who like to see that look on a pretty girl's face without having to actually see a penis? :?
WHAT!?
IT'S ALWAYS GOTTA BE ABOUT THE GIRL, DOESN'T IT?!
CAN'T A GUY JUST REALLY FUCKING LOVE DOORKNOBS!?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133
:)
In the disposal? The one in the sink that grinds things up?
He won't be getting it reattached, then. :horrormirth:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 12, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
"If she's willing to put her mouth around that..."
Must have been one of those parties where Goblin Knobs was
de rigeur.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2011, 05:14:13 AM
In the disposal? The one in the sink that grinds things up?
He won't be getting it reattached, then. :horrormirth:
<3
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-life/
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2011, 09:59:36 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-life/
That's how I want to go.
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
:facepalm:
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
Yeah, I can't bear it when it gets all stupid like that!
Quote from: BadBeast on July 14, 2011, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
Yeah, I can't bear it when it gets all stupid like that!
Anyone get ursoid of the story?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2011, 02:01:30 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 14, 2011, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
Yeah, I can't bear it when it gets all stupid like that!
Anyone get ursoid of the story?
:alevil:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (deceased) on July 15, 2011, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2011, 02:01:30 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 14, 2011, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 14, 2011, 10:25:38 PM
One commenter called the death "grizzly".
Random people on the internet are being particularly clever, today.
Yeah, I can't bear it when it gets all stupid like that!
Anyone get ursoid of the story?
:alevil:
Hate the game, not the player.
This makes me want to claw my eyes out.
also, paws->pause, for anyone that wants it.
000,
dryer, wryer, puns on fire
Willie nilly sucking silly old bearman.
Oh, an update. I found this story earlier, but they weren't entirely certain yet that it was asphyxia, only saying for sure that he had suffered a kodiak arrest.
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 17, 2011, 05:10:41 AM
Oh, an update. I found this story earlier, but they weren't entirely certain yet that it was asphyxia, only saying for sure that he had suffered a kodiak arrest.
You'll die for that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 17, 2011, 05:10:41 AM
Oh, an update. I found this story earlier, but they weren't entirely certain yet that it was asphyxia, only saying for sure that he had suffered a kodiak arrest.
You'll die for that.
I'm sorry. Looking back, that was a pretty ursinine comment to make.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BOAR THIS ANY LONGER!!!
:asplode:
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2011, 07:45:58 PM
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BOAR THIS ANY LONGER!!!
:asplode:
Now you're just being pigheaded about your desire to be the #1 Punster.
Cainad,
not helping
Quit hogging all the puns, especially if you're going to make such a ham of it. Weren't we talking about bears? We're all higgledy-piggledy now.
Swill you just take a shoat break from the unsowvory punning?
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 18, 2011, 04:50:08 AM
Quit hogging all the puns, especially if you're going to make such a ham of it. Weren't we talking about bears? We're all higgledy-piggledy now.
Swill you just take a shoat break from the unsowvory punning?
OMG PUN OVERLOAD LOLBRB GONNA SPLODE
It's like we cat even tank aboat a single thong!!!
trip, killing it DEAD.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 18, 2011, 08:54:24 AM
It's like we cat even tank aboat a single thong!!!
trip, killing it DEAD.
Or giving punsters a larger usable vocabulary.
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 18, 2011, 09:10:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 18, 2011, 08:54:24 AM
It's like we cat even tank aboat a single thong!!!
trip, killing it DEAD.
Or giving punsters a larger usable vocabulary.
nope, he's right. steering the puns in unconnected and arbitrary directions really seems to take the steam out of it. :sad:
and i thought you were our new punisher, Trip! dissapointing...
on topic, the article said that he had a 'metallic sphere' on his head? i've never heard of this particular kink. is this familiar to anyone else?
Maybe it's time for an Unlimited Pun Derail thread, so people can salvage their threads when this shit happens.
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2011, 05:45:22 PM
Maybe it's time for an Unlimited Pun Derail thread, so people can salvage their threads when this shit happens.
I agree. The punning wouldn't be so bad if there was 1-3 puns in a row. When it's page after page of recycled puns, it gets old. I really wish I hadn't given into temptation on the "ursoid" bit. I should have known better.
You have to bear in mind that the urge to pun is pretty powerful, once the whole thing gets rolling.
...sorry.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2011, 05:45:22 PM
Maybe it's time for an Unlimited Pun Derail thread, so people can salvage their threads when this shit happens.
I agree. The punning wouldn't be so bad if there was 1-3 puns in a row. When it's page after page of recycled puns, it gets old. I really wish I hadn't given into temptation on the "ursoid" bit. I should have known better.
oh, no....
that one was high quality.
and it learned me a new word, as i thought ursine covered it.
i like the unlimited pun derail idea though.
no time like the present.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2011, 05:45:22 PM
Maybe it's time for an Unlimited Pun Derail thread, so people can salvage their threads when this shit happens.
I agree. The punning wouldn't be so bad if there was 1-3 puns in a row. When it's page after page of recycled puns, it gets old. I really wish I hadn't given into temptation on the "ursoid" bit. I should have known better.
Sadly, it acted as a green light to kill the thread by burying the content behind pages of dumb.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2011, 05:45:22 PM
Maybe it's time for an Unlimited Pun Derail thread, so people can salvage their threads when this shit happens.
I agree. The punning wouldn't be so bad if there was 1-3 puns in a row. When it's page after page of recycled puns, it gets old. I really wish I hadn't given into temptation on the "ursoid" bit. I should have known better.
I started it, but hoped it wouldn't go like that cause I was just quoting a comment I thought was funny :) Shows me for having hopes!! :)
So when that happened, I figured I'd try a new tactic to stop it. Seems it worked, but not quick enough :) I guess the boar thing wasn't disconnected enough :lol:
It's all good. It wasn't much of a thread to begin with.
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/071911/cheese-puns.gif)
:lol:
In the tradition of the OP...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-incredibly-uncomfortable-yet-sfw-sex-videos/
Now i know it says SFW but ... i'm sure a couple of them AREN'T (at least according to my work standards)
Also, this guy:
(http://imgur.com/yabb1.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on July 24, 2011, 06:24:21 PM
Also, this guy:
(http://imgur.com/yabb1.jpg)
:lulz:
It looks like he's in a cheap motel room. :lulz:
Well, there certainly isn't any BALLROOM