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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on July 11, 2011, 05:36:04 PM

Title: True American Dog
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
I must share this website with you.

http://www.trueamericandog.com

It's an absurdist photoblog with completely silly pictures. Lots of running jokes / recurring characters. I consider these to be 21st century masterpieces.






Teenage Dogs Now Available in Snack Packs!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TKx9AHaE5KI/AAAAAAAAA6o/Bo5pNCU-qRU/s640/101006_TeenageDogsNowAvailableInSnackPacks.jpg)




Dog Puts Gun in Jail

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TKDHuBE5bgI/AAAAAAAAAz8/1zq112yeWxA/s640/100927_DogCapturesBullets.jpg)



Eagle Scares Horse During Morning Swim

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TJrRz1BUtjI/AAAAAAAAAz0/93vdru-seZw/s640/100924_EagleScaresHorseDuringMorningSwim.jpg)




Justin Bieber Performs At Dad's Funeral

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bzMim0lmERY/TJBcVIS2XbI/AAAAAAAAAIU/gbYrdQirWMo/s640/bieberfuneralconcert4f2.JPG)



Dog Gives Birth to Ghost

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TGKoif6c7kI/AAAAAAAAAwM/ebajboxhzag/s640/100811_DogGivesBirthtoGhost.jpg)




Police Start Using Knife Covered Eagles to Help Fight Crime

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TGFbWswCXGI/AAAAAAAAAwE/K7eIT0ySnNI/s640/100810_PoliceUseKnifeCoveredEagles.jpg)



Lion Finds Vampire's Jokes Hilarious

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TGAIBjpxgbI/AAAAAAAAAv8/r84Iidhw1jY/s640/100809_LionFindsVampiresJokesHilarious.jpg)



New Horse-shaped Bullets Plant Trees Instantly 

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TFw3j-sbP5I/AAAAAAAAAv0/3bnG-KCQEDY/s640/100806_NewHorseShapedBulletsPlantsTreesInGround.jpg)




Dog Guesses Dying Man's Favorite Car

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bzMim0lmERY/TFByD-1RkaI/AAAAAAAAAGs/16AeYKTYo-w/s640/dogguessesdyingmansfavoritecar.jpg)





Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 05:38:39 PM
 :lulz:

This is fucking amazing.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2011, 05:39:00 PM
Heee! These remind me of some of Bijijoo and Tilda Tittle's early work.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 11, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
Hah!
:D
thanks for this, Cram!
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Cramulus on July 11, 2011, 05:54:52 PM


Freedom Shield Protects Eagle From Murder

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bzMim0lmERY/TEXxbfZ_3zI/AAAAAAAAAGc/2K6Nbz0EFkQ/s1600/freedomshield.jpg)





Eagle Locks Himself in Trunk of Car

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TEOZsR6k1CI/AAAAAAAAAq4/eytnMtiBSig/s1600/100718_news_eagletrunk.jpg)




Lion Replaces Eagle as Country's Hero

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TEEjlGve_kI/AAAAAAAAAqw/SNX99y9mpoA/s1600/100716_newz_lion.jpg)




Dog Discovers Wormhole In Child's Face

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bzMim0lmERY/TECM0_InlLI/AAAAAAAAAGM/4k8NOsFYuVU/s1600/babyvortex.JPG)




Dog Deals Drugs to Swan

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2W71Pm9UyGI/TD_mBpO03tI/AAAAAAAAApg/aEdBvPrkQ6g/s1600/100716_newz.gif)




Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Jenne on July 11, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
:lulz:  :mittens:
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: notathing on July 12, 2011, 06:15:30 AM
I am twelve and what is this.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Freeky on July 12, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Oh my god, I laughed so hard I snorted, and then poomped.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 09:44:20 AM
ZOMFGLMAOEPIC  :awesome:
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Telarus on July 12, 2011, 10:03:29 AM
This broke my girfriend's 'set' for a good 45 seconds before she got that it was surrealism. NICE.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Cramulus on October 07, 2011, 04:09:56 PM
There's a lot I like about this photo. It's titled

Flute Dog Awakens Ancient Relic

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TKd5MgW4dl0/To5_m3fbxjI/AAAAAAAABk8/4ZNzR00WQSk/s1600/111007_LegCancelsHorseMag9.jpg)
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Cramulus on December 19, 2011, 03:32:58 PM
Dog Invites Soda Claus To Decorate Home

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PzQnRiiTh_M/Tur2IYcZIsI/AAAAAAAABpA/nl8IhDRsaEI/s1600/111216_sodaClausComesToTown12.jpg)
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 19, 2011, 03:37:29 PM
FUCK ME THIS IS BRILLIANT
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: deadfong on December 19, 2011, 04:27:28 PM
Now I'm going to have to explain to my wife why I'm giggling so much this morning  :lulz:
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 19, 2011, 04:40:26 PM
 :lol: I love TAD.
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Mangrove on December 19, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
Cram!

a) Pics are fucking brilliant.
b) Is the vampire Daniel Tosh?
Title: Re: True American Dog
Post by: Don Coyote on January 18, 2012, 11:24:21 PM
WHY THE FUCK AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!