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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:17:30 PM

Title: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
This website, what the fuck oh holy crap IS THAT A FITTED BEDSHEET???  :lulz:

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:19:21 PM
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/Sean_Terrence_Best_High_Priest_V8.html
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Disco Pickle on July 23, 2011, 09:23:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
This website, what the fuck oh holy crap IS THAT A FITTED BEDSHEET???  :lulz:

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Oh god, it's like some bad bastardization of 1999 html coded site.  

I'd like you to know that It's fortunate that a LOT of land separates our houses or I'd come to yours a  :cuntpunch:

I realize I might die in the process but it would have been worth it.

I'm also never clicking on any link you post ever again.   I'll bathe in GIGGLES'S post's at work before I trust your links.  That was horrible.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:25:58 PM
You need to click on the links. CLICK ON ALL THE LINKS.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:28:44 PM
Like this one: http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/PortraitoftheWorldFamousArtistSeanTerrenceBestbyKrystalMeadowV8.html
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Disco Pickle on July 23, 2011, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:28:44 PM
Like this one: http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/PortraitoftheWorldFamousArtistSeanTerrenceBestbyKrystalMeadowV8.html

I don't even know what to do with this except share it with people I want to like me less.

Oh god the music.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Luna on July 23, 2011, 09:34:05 PM
Mother of all unholy, this is WRONG.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 25, 2011, 05:30:28 AM
:x  Just...:x
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 25, 2011, 10:27:49 AM
I THOUGHT I WAS RECEIVING COMPUTER VIRUS!



Then I realized it was just Florida.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2011, 12:16:23 AM
It is Florida IN A FITTED BEDSHEET.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2011, 12:17:26 AM
I actually really like that guy's paintings.

Also, I know a couple of extremely brilliant artists who would write a website like that on purpose, so I really can't figure out what's going on there.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Suu on July 26, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
I need an adult.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2011, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 26, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
I need an adult.

:lulz:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 26, 2011, 01:18:29 AM
whatthehellisallofthat


scuse me gotta go find my sanity im sure i didnt see what was actually supposed to be there

instead of bridal stuff i saw a world famous artist in a sheet in the water claiming he was the priest, of all things, a tomato drink

thats not what i really saw, right?

RIGHT?
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Juana on July 26, 2011, 01:19:21 AM
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/WitchCultOLeenGaterAlleyGruberV8.html
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 26, 2011, 01:24:59 AM
http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/Name_Unspoken.html



nope, my sanity wasn't there either
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Freeky on July 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
It might be in GIGGLES's post history.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 26, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
It might be in GIGGLES's post history.

Quite possibly. I'm afraid to look there though.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 26, 2011, 02:17:28 AM
WOw it's like Sweet Bra and Hella Dress
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Triple Zero on July 26, 2011, 11:34:32 AM
Why do they always use such big fonts and narrow columns? Just like the TimeCube guy. It's unreadable :)
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 26, 2011, 03:06:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 26, 2011, 11:34:32 AM
Why do they always use such big fonts and narrow columns? Just like the TimeCube guy. It's unreadable :)

Trip, he's a World Famous Artist !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$! ~V8~. You just don't understand his artistic genius.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 26, 2011, 04:07:45 PM
My head hurts....  :cry:

I think if I had to buy a dress there I would just get married nekkid!!
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Luna on July 26, 2011, 06:59:28 PM
It's like a My Little Pony ate the internet, then puked.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 27, 2011, 05:08:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qNQqg.jpg)

V8

:lulz:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 27, 2011, 06:34:04 AM
He wrote some poor woman a love poem http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/gaff2.html

I hope she has a good security system and a pack of rottweillers.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Freeky on July 27, 2011, 07:03:55 AM
Hysterical that he put "thyme" in where "time" is supposed to go.  Is it because he's a pagan and wants it to look more magical, or is it because he's a hipster, or is he trolling?

You decide.  :lulz:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:14:09 PM
Every page has different music, and there are HUNDREDS of them.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:23:14 PM
You  mean like THIS ONE? (http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/PROM.html)  Because it SCREAMS "prom in Florida"...this here musical ditty...
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:26:57 PM
WOW

Also there appear to be prom dresses for toddlers on that page.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
Yeah.  It's...special.  So very very special.

:lol:

WHAT A FIND.  Nigel, you are like Roger in picking the boogers in the corners of the interwebs.  I never find shit like this unless someone shows it to me.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
Yeah.  It's...special.  So very very special.

:lol:

WHAT A FIND.  Nigel, you are like Roger in picking the boogers in the corners of the interwebs.  I never find shit like this unless someone shows it to me.

Oh, a friend sent me the link. I have NO idea where he found it though...
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:40:04 PM
The pictures are so blurry.  And sometimes the looks on the faces of the chicks in them are like "WHA--? GTFO, ASSHOLE!"
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
Yeah.  It's...special.  So very very special.

:lol:

WHAT A FIND.  Nigel, you are like Roger in picking the boogers in the corners of the interwebs.  I never find shit like this unless someone shows it to me.

Oh, a friend sent me the link. I have NO idea where he found it though...

A deep, dark corner of the internet, is all I can think of.

check it:  treasures the opportunity to serve you ~*

Yvette's cares about YOU !! ~*~*~*~*~*
Yvette's wants YOU to be HAPPY !! ~*

(http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/FittingatYvettes1.html)

Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 28, 2011, 08:03:21 AM
Quote from: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:39:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
Yeah.  It's...special.  So very very special.

:lol:

WHAT A FIND.  Nigel, you are like Roger in picking the boogers in the corners of the interwebs.  I never find shit like this unless someone shows it to me.

Oh, a friend sent me the link. I have NO idea where he found it though...

A deep, dark corner of the internet, is all I can think of.

check it:  treasures the opportunity to serve you ~*

Yvette's cares about YOU !! ~*~*~*~*~*
Yvette's wants YOU to be HAPPY !! ~*

(http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/FittingatYvettes1.html)



It's so amazing. At first I thought it was a joke, and then I saw HOW MANY PAGES. Too many pages to be a joke... I think?
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Jenne on July 28, 2011, 02:42:32 PM
No, someone's as serious as a heart attack about it.  :lol:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 10:17:39 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 27, 2011, 10:37:54 PM
Yeah.  It's...special.  So very very special.

:lol:

WHAT A FIND.  Nigel, you are like Roger in picking the boogers in the corners of the interwebs.  I never find shit like this unless someone shows it to me.

I don't even know what kind of search terms you would use to pull up something like that.  :lulz:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2011, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from Mr Squid:

"God it's like a retard ate glitter glue and puked out HTML!"
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2011, 06:12:16 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2011, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from Mr Squid:

"God it's like a retard ate glitter glue and puked out HTML!"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: President Television on July 30, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
This website, what the fuck oh holy crap IS THAT A FITTED BEDSHEET???  :lulz:

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Oh hey I remember this site. I was taking a course in high school that covered web design and this was shown as an example of what not to do.
Title: Re: What in the holy gift of fuck
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2011, 08:19:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 30, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
This website, what the fuck oh holy crap IS THAT A FITTED BEDSHEET???  :lulz:

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Oh hey I remember this site. I was taking a course in high school that covered web design and this was shown as an example of what not to do.

I think it's a lot of kinds of examples of what not to do.