CITIZENS ARE URGED TO STAY INDOORS AND CONTACT POLICE IF THE CREATURE IS SPOTTED! DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE!
(http://i.imgur.com/Bd5Iy.jpg)
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.
Huh! Never seen one close-up.
IT'S A WOODCHUCK.
AND IT HAS SOME KIND OF AUGMENTED REALITY VISOR.
PROBABLY FOR FINDING VEGETABLES.
How many cups could a woodchuck chuck?
two quarts
I saw a woodchuck roadkill on the way to work today. Maybe if he was wearing his helmet it would've turned out better.
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on July 28, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.
I CAN TELL, BECAUSE IT'S HOGGING THE GROUNDS.
Quote from: Nigel on July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?
That's a cat who is currently freaking out because there's a thing on it's head.
Fucking cats. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?
Same thing I wondered. "Not a raccoon, not a possum, badger? Weasel? wtf?" We don't have woodchucks here.
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://www.picturesnob.com/pictures/flickr_groundhog-thumb-400x308.jpg)
Groundhog it isn't. The fur is wrong. ETA: And the feet. I might say that the tail in the first pic could just be a trick of perspective (I hate that bitch!)
(http://www.interestingphoto.net/data/media/48/Groundhog_2.jpg)
I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.
I can see how you would think so, but it's actually a mimic octopus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic_octopus).
:lulz:
That's no cat though.
Looks like some type of weasel.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 10:09:53 AM
I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.
The legs are too stubby for a cat.
Long hair covers up normal cat-shape.
I say it's a CAT :argh!:
LISTEN YOU GREAT LOT OF SMARMY CUNTSTHIS IS NOT A GUESS THE MAMMAL DEMOCRACY - YOU CANNOT VOTE ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT THING LESS OF A WOODCHUCK.IT'S NOT A GROUND HOG, OR A HEDGE HOG, OR A BALL HOG, OR A ROAD HOG
IT'S NOT A FUCKING CAT
IT IS A
WOODCHUCKAS IN:
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF IT COULD CHEW THROUGH YOUR BLOCK FUCKING HEADSTHE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
WOODCHUCK WOODCHUCK WOODCHUCK FUUUUUCK YOOUUUU
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
...BH?
A woodchuck is a type of bird.
This is obviously a cat.
QED.
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
...BH?
YEAH CHECK OUT MY WRITING SAMPLE:
EMPIMETHEUPUSS WAS WALKING ON A SPACESHIP AND THEN I BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY COCK THE END FUCK YOU.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.
This is obviously a cat.
QED.
I think you're thinking of a woodpecker
lol.. pecker.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
...BH?
YEAH CHECK OUT MY WRITING SAMPLE:
EMPIMETHEUPUSS WAS WALKING ON A SPACESHIP AND THEN I BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY COCK THE END FUCK YOU.
WAIT I JUST FINISHED THE EPILOGUE:
IT'S A WOODCHUCK.
Cats are smarter.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWYDYDa7eDoYFgBq1j67EhU64xHPR7kSO01AFs_wkfSfLbuCaJ8g)
They pick CLEAR cups.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.
This is obviously a cat.
QED.
I think you're thinking of a woodpecker
lol.. pecker.
Actually, I think he's doing some advanced Word Sorcery - I think a woodchuck
is a type of bird, now.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_lVrb20Pi_NUMGvR60pEXW_vW8LgU3T_8MlvHF9-_xW-2EisZ)
Hey everyone, I got us a shooting star!
That way you can wish it was a cat
AND I CAN WISH YOU WEREN'T FUCKING RETARDS.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:50:39 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_lVrb20Pi_NUMGvR60pEXW_vW8LgU3T_8MlvHF9-_xW-2EisZ)
Hey everyone, I got us a shooting star!
That way you can wish it was a cat
AND I CAN WISH YOU WEREN'T FUCKING RETARDS.
It's a woodchuck. Extraneous nature that isn't good for you.
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, IT'S A FUCKING WOODCHUCK!!
a woodchuck is a groundhog, though....
I'm not convinced. I still think it's a stink weezle.
Perhaps, some more explaining will change my mind.
Hey PD, you probably didn't know this about me, but I know a fuck lot about woodchucks?
Now you ask: EoC, how do you know a fuck lot about woodchucks? Do you breed them? Do you have them as pets? Were you some kind of animal science major? Have you ever jerked them off for your professional career?
No. I know a fuck lot about woodchucks because I come from a family of WOODCHUCK MURDERERING MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
My step mother used to keep sunflowers - and woodchucks kept eating them all. That and all the other vegetables. Well one day this baby woodchuck - itty little thing so cute - was sitting on a rock in the back yard. My step mother wanted to scare it away so she threw a little rock at it.
SHE HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HEAD. It was unconscious. So what did the cold sons of bitches at the EoC household do? Did we call animal control? Did we let it go far off the property? No. We filled a garbage barrel with water and we drowned the little bastard in a cage.
Still have wood chuck problems of course, they don't learn even if you string up their young's corpse on a pole as a lesson. Those stupid fucking hobbits haven't been around to steal carrots in a while though.
:lulz: This thread turned awesome.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
LISTEN YOU GREAT LOT OF SMARMY CUNTS
THIS IS NOT A GUESS THE MAMMAL DEMOCRACY - YOU CANNOT VOTE ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT THING LESS OF A WOODCHUCK.
IT'S NOT A GROUND HOG, OR A HEDGE HOG, OR A BALL HOG, OR A ROAD HOG
IT'S NOT A FUCKING CAT
IT IS A WOODCHUCK
AS IN:
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF IT COULD CHEW THROUGH YOUR BLOCK FUCKING HEADS
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
WOODCHUCK WOODCHUCK WOODCHUCK FUUUUUCK YOOUUUU
:mittens:
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
...BH?
:spittake:
Quote from: Nigel on July 29, 2011, 05:28:11 PM
:lulz: This thread turned awesome.
YOU FUCKERS ALL OWE ME A COFFEE!!!! :argh!:
EoC feels about woodchucks as I do about crows.
:)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on July 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 02:12:36 PM
THE ONLY WOOD I HAVE IS A HARD ON FROM THINKING ABOUT BLUDGEONING YOU ALL TO DEATH
...BH?
YEAH CHECK OUT MY WRITING SAMPLE:
EMPIMETHEUPUSS WAS WALKING ON A SPACESHIP AND THEN I BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY COCK THE END FUCK YOU.
:lulz:
Coyote, your coffee will be at Pennsic, Saturday morning. I will pour it with my own hands. How do you take it? Black? Sugar?
Just come by and grab it. :p
Quote from: Luna on July 29, 2011, 06:04:59 PM
Coyote, your coffee will be at Pennsic, Saturday morning. I will pour it with my own hands. How do you take it? Black? Sugar?
Just come by and grab it. :p
:argh!:
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 29, 2011, 06:12:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 29, 2011, 06:04:59 PM
Coyote, your coffee will be at Pennsic, Saturday morning. I will pour it with my own hands. How do you take it? Black? Sugar?
Just come by and grab it. :p
:argh!:
What? You want cream, too? :kiss:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 03:52:34 PM
Hey PD, you probably didn't know this about me, but I know a fuck lot about woodchucks?
Now you ask: EoC, how do you know a fuck lot about woodchucks? Do you breed them? Do you have them as pets? Were you some kind of animal science major? Have you ever jerked them off for your professional career?
No. I know a fuck lot about woodchucks because I come from a family of WOODCHUCK MURDERERING MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
My step mother used to keep sunflowers - and woodchucks kept eating them all. That and all the other vegetables. Well one day this baby woodchuck - itty little thing so cute - was sitting on a rock in the back yard. My step mother wanted to scare it away so she threw a little rock at it.
SHE HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HEAD. It was unconscious. So what did the cold sons of bitches at the EoC household do? Did we call animal control? Did we let it go far off the property? No. We filled a garbage barrel with water and we drowned the little bastard in a cage.
Still have wood chuck problems of course, they don't learn even if you string up their young's corpse on a pole as a lesson. Those stupid fucking hobbits haven't been around to steal carrots in a while though.
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/399/eocgp.jpg)
Oh, and finally broke my WOMP cherry.
:jebus:
Felt inspired and had some down time at work.
:mittens: Is a good one, DP!
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 02:23:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 29, 2011, 02:19:25 PM
A woodchuck is a type of bird.
This is obviously a cat.
QED.
I think you're thinking of a woodpecker
lol.. pecker.
It's a cat. DOn't you know what QED means?! It means IM RIGHT.
Nice WOMP, DP...
BUT THAT'S A HEDGEHOG
:lulz: You guys is just stirrin' da pot.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
Nice WOMP, DP...
BUT THAT'S A HEDGEHOG
clearly, you are mistaken.
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2020/hedgecarvings5.jpg)
:facepalm:
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
Nice WOMP, DP...
BUT THAT'S A HEDGEHOG
clearly, you are mistaken.
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2020/hedgecarvings5.jpg)
:x
What's this?
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9549/armadillo6pq.th.jpg)
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2011, 04:04:31 AM
What's this?
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9549/armadillo6pq.th.jpg)
A rolled up one of these:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rTEedaLa_08/TIeLESJgNMI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/7Wp7bQoQw6A/s1600/CO_Mammals_Nine_banded_armadillo.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on July 30, 2011, 04:12:03 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2011, 04:04:31 AM
What's this?
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9549/armadillo6pq.th.jpg)
A rolled up one of these:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rTEedaLa_08/TIeLESJgNMI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/7Wp7bQoQw6A/s1600/CO_Mammals_Nine_banded_armadillo.jpg)
WINNAR.
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/328/40025587.jpg)
The ones we have here look like that which was posted in Luna's pic. they are unable to roll up in a ball like the south american ones featured in Anna's pic...
Down here we call those "speed bumps" or "food".
you can also make a nice charango out of them...
(http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/resources/images/charango.jpg)
No shit.
PROJECT!!
Quote from: Iptuous on July 30, 2011, 05:24:07 AM
The ones we have here look like that which was posted in Luna's pic. they are unable to roll up in a ball like the south american ones featured in Anna's pic...
Our Texas dillos can roll up in a ball AND walk across a river underwater.
They still get run over alot, though. You can walk up behind them when they're digging and catch them by the tail, too. Just hold them out away from yourself, they have no teeth but their claws are serious.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 03:52:34 PM
Hey PD, you probably didn't know this about me, but I know a fuck lot about woodchucks?
Now you ask: EoC, how do you know a fuck lot about woodchucks? Do you breed them? Do you have them as pets? Were you some kind of animal science major? Have you ever jerked them off for your professional career?
No. I know a fuck lot about woodchucks because I come from a family of WOODCHUCK MURDERERING MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
My step mother used to keep sunflowers - and woodchucks kept eating them all. That and all the other vegetables. Well one day this baby woodchuck - itty little thing so cute - was sitting on a rock in the back yard. My step mother wanted to scare it away so she threw a little rock at it.
SHE HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HEAD. It was unconscious. So what did the cold sons of bitches at the EoC household do? Did we call animal control? Did we let it go far off the property? No. We filled a garbage barrel with water and we drowned the little bastard in a cage.
Still have wood chuck problems of course, they don't learn even if you string up their young's corpse on a pole as a lesson. Those stupid fucking hobbits haven't been around to steal carrots in a while though.
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/399/eocgp.jpg)
Oh, and finally broke my WOMP cherry.
:jebus:
Felt inspired and had some down time at work.
:lol: That's fantastic! And it's even better that you WOMPed my head out of a pic where I was already holding an AR-15 and into one with a bow.