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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 02:22:39 PM

Title: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
(http://www.bartcop.com/perry-scholers-for.jpg)

Just kidding.  That's real.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 29, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
THAT makes me wanna jam a cake in my ass.

You know, just slap it up there and smear it all around while screaming
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:08:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 29, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
THAT makes me wanna jam a cake in my ass.

You know, just slap it up there and smear it all around while screaming

This is going to be the best election ever.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Gawd i hope that douche bag doesn't make it.
TX needs a break from the embarrassment...
:cry:
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Gawd i hope that douche bag doesn't make it.
TX needs a break from the embarrassment...
:cry:

Texas is where we manufacture bad government.  :)
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:02:31 PM
Y'know, I never noticed before, but the Texan flag looks not too dissimilar to the Czech one.  US state flags always look a little odd to me, though.

How's Perry polling?  I haven't kept up, has anyone declared him a "serious candidate" yet?
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Gawd i hope that douche bag doesn't make it.
TX needs a break from the embarrassment...
:cry:

Texas is where we manufacture bad government.  :)

It's true.  :sad:
why haven't you guys kicked us out of the union yet?  it may be best for all parties involved...
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 07:10:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:02:31 PM
Y'know, I never noticed before, but the Texan flag looks not too dissimilar to the Czech one.  US state flags always look a little odd to me, though.

How's Perry polling?  I haven't kept up, has anyone declared him a "serious candidate" yet?

Last I checked, he's still doing the "maybe I'll run" boogie.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Luna on July 29, 2011, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Gawd i hope that douche bag doesn't make it.
TX needs a break from the embarrassment...
:cry:

Texas is where we manufacture bad government.  :)

It's true.  :sad:
why haven't you guys kicked us out of the union yet?  it may be best for all parties involved...

We haven't finished extracting the fossil fuels out from under you.  Run out, and you better learn to Mexican, fast.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:13:21 PM
I just found this bit of boosterism from the WSJ

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904888304576476151613488080.html

QuoteA new Gallup poll suggests that a possible late entry into the GOP presidential primary by Texas Gov. Rick Perry should concern frontrunners Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann.

Mr. Perry would start the race in second place with 18% support, trailing Mr. Romney by five points while leading Ms. Bachmann by four, according to Gallup. In the past month, Ms. Bachmann has surged 11 points in the polls, primarily by nibbling away at Tim Pawlenty, Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain's tea party support. Gallup predicts that the Texas governor would take a five-point bite out of her tea party support.

Since May, Mr. Romney has also shot up 10 points due to the growing Republican perception that he's the frontrunner and would be the most viable candidate in the general election. That perception could change if Mr. Perry were to enter the race, which recent reports indicate is very likely.

Last week, Mr. Perry told the Des Moines Register that "I'm getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I've been called to do. This is what America needs." He sparked more conjecture earlier this week when he met with high-ranking politicians from Tennessee and Georgia. A group of influential New Hampshire Republicans is also planning a mission to Austin next week to recruit the rock-star governor.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Payne on July 29, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
(http://www.bartcop.com/perry-scholers-for.jpg)

Just kidding.  That's real.

I FUCKING LOVE 2012 ALREADY!

FUCKING BRING IT ON!
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 07:15:42 PM
Doesn't think much of himself, does he?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 29, 2011, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2011, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 03:15:21 PM
Gawd i hope that douche bag doesn't make it.
TX needs a break from the embarrassment...
:cry:

Texas is where we manufacture bad government.  :)

It's true.  :sad:
why haven't you guys kicked us out of the union yet?  it may be best for all parties involved...

We haven't finished extracting the fossil fuels out from under you.  Run out, and you better learn to Mexican, fast.

Well, were gettin' there.  we got NG wells all over the fucking place here in town, now.  the air is 20% benzene, and the things are ugly as shit, but it ain't slowing down.
If you want to save Uhmerica, then you better get it ratcheted up pdq and kick us the fuck out, or else you might get this douche as your next fearless leader, and i don't think you could stand another.

(tbh, i don't think he stands a chance in hell.  he'd be looked at as another iteration of GW, and that wouldn't fly)
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Once the easy oil runs out, they'll just start fracking.  Which I believe they're already starting to do in some places.

Texas will be an earthquake zone like unto Japan before this is over.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:40:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 29, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
THAT makes me wanna jam a cake in my ass.

You know, just slap it up there and smear it all around while screaming

:lulz:  :mittens:
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:13:21 PM
I just found this bit of boosterism from the WSJ

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904888304576476151613488080.html

QuoteA new Gallup poll suggests that a possible late entry into the GOP presidential primary by Texas Gov. Rick Perry should concern frontrunners Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann.

Mr. Perry would start the race in second place with 18% support, trailing Mr. Romney by five points while leading Ms. Bachmann by four, according to Gallup. In the past month, Ms. Bachmann has surged 11 points in the polls, primarily by nibbling away at Tim Pawlenty, Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain's tea party support. Gallup predicts that the Texas governor would take a five-point bite out of her tea party support.

Since May, Mr. Romney has also shot up 10 points due to the growing Republican perception that he's the frontrunner and would be the most viable candidate in the general election. That perception could change if Mr. Perry were to enter the race, which recent reports indicate is very likely.

Last week, Mr. Perry told the Des Moines Register that "I'm getting more and more comfortable every day that this is what I've been called to do. This is what America needs." He sparked more conjecture earlier this week when he met with high-ranking politicians from Tennessee and Georgia. A group of influential New Hampshire Republicans is also planning a mission to Austin next week to recruit the rock-star governor.

yeah, but WSJ sucks the cock of the teabaggin' population right regular, so I think they're stirring it up FOR Perry and his crowd for shits & giggles.

NO WAY this guy's gonna beat out Romney when you get to states like Ohio...but I could be wrong.  America's loving the crazy right now.  And this guy's schtick is to PRAY to JESUS to save Texas rather than do anything effective...a debate between him and Romney would be AWESOME.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Once the easy oil runs out, they'll just start fracking.  Which I believe they're already starting to do in some places.

Texas will be an earthquake zone like unto Japan before this is over.

They are fracing...
all over the place.  right in the middle of our cities.
like in the middle of neighborhoods.
house...house...house....NG well...house...
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2011, 08:03:45 PM
That's gonna be fun.  I'm guessing most Texan cities aren't earthquake proof.

Just like Blackpool (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/small-earthquake-in-blackpool-major-shock-for-uks-energy-policy-2291597.html).
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 08:14:43 PM
It is a concern.
but the most talk right now is about the pollutants.  they are a more immediate threat.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: dontblameyoko on July 29, 2011, 08:37:49 PM
wow...once again, humans being practically suicidal in their intransigence.
Title: Re: Okay, which of you spags is responsible for this?
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2011, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 29, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Once the easy oil runs out, they'll just start fracking.  Which I believe they're already starting to do in some places.

Texas will be an earthquake zone like unto Japan before this is over.

They are fracing...
all over the place.  right in the middle of our cities.
like in the middle of neighborhoods.
house...house...house....NG well...house...

Oh yeah, that documentary about it made a couple of years ago documented fracking taking place ALL OVER the US.

Sad thing is, no one really has a clue what those neat little boxes, etc. are that spring up out of nowhere in the middle of the desert/forest/prairie/abandoned fenced in property are for...unless they SEE the documentary.

"Gasland"--a must-see that will make you really fucking pissed.