Zeus and Hera do not really have that bad of a marriage.
They're just getting good and mad at each other so they can have the most epic make up sex in history.
You live for a few millenia, and you come up with twisted ideas like this to keep things interesting.
...and the muses are the only ones having any REAL fun in the meantime.
:lulz:
:D
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