Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Salty on August 03, 2011, 07:18:24 AM

Title: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 03, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
Other link was dildoes. THIS is it:
http://esotericaltd.com/Forum/index.php

Don't mean to spread the shit to wide across PD, but I wanted a clean break from Wyldkat and BH's loveshack.

We're looking to make a pagan board work without all the usual bullshit. I thing CPD wanted that. I think WK and BH wanted to...well, nevermind about that.

It may just turn into shit, I'm not one to count chickens before they hatch. And I'm not really sure what all these DAMNED buttons do. AND we are nowhere near set up.

But you know, I am excited.

Your hateshit is most welcome. I am in no way using this as a means of luring in pagans to have their worldview smashed to bits and lead them to The One True Religion. Nope, not me, nossir.

But if that happens?  :lol:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 03, 2011, 07:24:37 AM
Pretty sure I just made all registered uses full moderators.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 01:51:58 PM
I'm in.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 01:52:23 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 03, 2011, 07:24:37 AM
Pretty sure I just made all registered uses full moderators.

That means everyone can see everyone's IP addie, right?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2011, 02:45:51 PM
First chapter of the terrible love story is up.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 03, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
I must be missing something because all I get is a free forum hosting page.

Can I get a better link or something?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Sita on August 03, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 03, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
I must be missing something because all I get is a free forum hosting page.

Can I get a better link or something?
http://esotericaltd.44.forumer.com/index.php
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on August 03, 2011, 06:04:03 PM
I'm Moonriver Deerheart.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 03, 2011, 06:44:43 PM
Captcha should be gone, registration requires user approval, BTW this place is just a lifeboat because their TOS is whack.

Planning on a different server, with a legit url, as soon as I am able.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 03, 2011, 11:01:41 PM
BTW as long as you're with a free "register to get yr own forum" type host, be sure to make loads of backups.

A few years ago RWHN set up a forum at attheforum.com, where we had lots of great discussion and material about the Machine, BIP and the Origin of the Lie, and suddenly at some point they accidentally all of their databases and even though they did have backups, they were like fuck it let's go bowling. Then (as it seems now) they set up shop again but all of the old forums were gone.

Moral of the story, you get what you pay for. Even though it's probably unlikely, for the attheforums ppl fucked up big time (we should've HIMEOBSed the fuck out of em), having backups is easy and always a good thing.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 03, 2011, 11:16:11 PM
Yeah, and they go down a lot especially when it's a new forum, and you usually lose that day's posts.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 12:43:19 AM
I just got a domain on a normal shared server. I guess it takes a day or two until it actually goes through, but that hasn't stopped me from slamming my face into a brick wall for the last hour and half. :lol:

They won't even let you make backups are forumer.com for security reasons.  :roll:
But that place was out anyway since they're terms of service include a prohibition of
"Adult/Obscene behavior" and "Harrassment". While I'd like to think that those good folks would be reasonable about..well who am I kidding eh? One pissed off noob clicks the Report button and the whole place gets nuked.

FUCK that. May as well have stayed at WK's House of Lail.

Couple days folks, max. Then esotericaltd.com LIVES. And I can stop spagging up Apple Talk. Well, with this shit anyway.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2011, 12:44:25 AM
Next step will be recruitment.  Need to get an outside source of blood.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 12:47:23 AM
I wonder if we should drop a line at MW and TCC, just to round up any stragglers. And to piss them off.

Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 04, 2011, 01:20:12 AM
Yes. Also any forums with "cauldron" or "spiritual" in the title.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2011, 01:23:31 AM
Have we found one called Spiritual Cauldron yet?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: AnnaMaeBollocks on August 04, 2011, 04:01:34 AM
No, not yet, unless it got 404ed and I missed it.

Have these been hit yet?

hxxp://www.branwenscauldron.org/index.php?action=forum
hxxp://blackcatwiccaforum.co.uk/forum.php?s=ac46c7c7973903b47762d3567b4563d6
hxxp://spiritualinspiration.forumotion.net/
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 07:48:39 AM
They will be. Oh, they will be.

http://esotericaltd.com/Forum/index.php

Yay!

*crash*
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 04, 2011, 08:41:41 AM
Don't forget hxxp://synchromysticismforum.com/

Also, I'm in.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 04, 2011, 11:40:52 AM
IT'S ONLINE!

CONGRATS ALTY YOU DID IT AND FIGURED IT OUT

also, I registered! I wanted to pick "Triple Wolf Zero Moon" for extra Paganity, but it has "Wolf" in the name and I'm superstitious like that.

your agreement text thing on registration is still of the "thou shalt not offend our sensitive feelings with utterances of strong language"-kind, BTW. dunno how you can change it, for SMF it's (afaik) a .txt file somewhere in the root dir of the forum, but you got PhpBB where it might be different.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 04, 2011, 12:22:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2011, 11:40:52 AM
IT'S ONLINE!

CONGRATS ALTY YOU DID IT AND FIGURED IT OUT

also, I registered! I wanted to pick "Triple Wolf Zero Moon" for extra Paganity, but it has "Wolf" in the name and I'm superstitious like that.

your agreement text thing on registration is still of the "thou shalt not offend our sensitive feelings with utterances of strong language"-kind, BTW. dunno how you can change it, for SMF it's (afaik) a .txt file somewhere in the root dir of the forum, but you got PhpBB where it might be different.

I had no fear of such things.

"Placid Wolf"
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 06:19:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2011, 11:40:52 AM
IT'S ONLINE!

CONGRATS ALTY YOU DID IT AND FIGURED IT OUT

also, I registered! I wanted to pick "Triple Wolf Zero Moon" for extra Paganity, but it has "Wolf" in the name and I'm superstitious like that.

your agreement text thing on registration is still of the "thou shalt not offend our sensitive feelings with utterances of strong language"-kind, BTW. dunno how you can change it, for SMF it's (afaik) a .txt file somewhere in the root dir of the forum, but you got PhpBB where it might be different.
Thanks! I learned a lot in a little bit of time. I told WK and the owner of TSC, who I guess was also WK, fuck off on monday? And have been at it since then. I also fucked up a couple files real good. I tried that SMF webinstaller you mentioned but it had some weird glitch with the TOS before blah blah. Your advice really helped. While I'm at it, thanks for telling me about noscript. I keep telling people it's like a condom for the internet.

I will fix the TOS now.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2011, 06:23:22 PM
I registered as "Wolfie McWolferson".
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 04, 2011, 06:24:50 PM
Now I want to register "Eyes of the Wolf" and use altered lyrics from "Eye of the Tiger" in my sig. :P
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 04, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
QuoteRisin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the wolf, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our TROOFTM
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
He's daring us to stare in the eyes of the wolf.


Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

chorus

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

The eyes of the wolf . . .
Stare deeply into the eyes . . .
The eyes of the wolf!

Eat your heart out, Survivor.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Freeky on August 04, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 04, 2011, 06:23:22 PM
I registered as "Wolfie McWolferson".

I wondered who that was.  :lol:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 04, 2011, 07:50:22 PM
reg'd as RavenWolfhawk
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
I know there are in fact pagans on the board already, but I CAN NOT wait until some hapless pagan noob stumbles upon this site expecting one thing and...

:lulz:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2011, 08:03:35 PM
I'm in as Tiki Wolf Moon.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:09:56 PM
I'm in as BLUE CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK.

Or will be once I can have a 25 character username. SPAGS.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 08:10:58 PM
Hold Please.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 04, 2011, 08:12:17 PM
Fixt.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:13:29 PM
SPECTACULAR.

Your messiah is pleased all over you.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 04, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:13:29 PM
SPECTACULAR.

Your messiah is pleased all over you.

Bastard! I was going to use that but didn't cos of the 20 char thing. :argh!:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2011, 08:22:08 PM
You could always be CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK BLUE.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 04, 2011, 08:22:08 PM
You could always be CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK BLUE.

THIS
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
ALSO:

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 04, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:13:29 PM
SPECTACULAR.

Your messiah is pleased all over you.

Bastard! I was going to use that but didn't cos of the 20 char thing. :argh!:

You've never been shy of making your demands known before...?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2011, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:09:56 PM
I'm in as BLUE CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK.

Or will be once I can have a 25 character username. SPAGS.  :argh!:

:lulz: Oh my god.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:36:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 04, 2011, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 04, 2011, 08:09:56 PM
I'm in as BLUE CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK.

Or will be once I can have a 25 character username. SPAGS.  :argh!:

:lulz: Oh my god.

Some say that my heart ticks like a watch, and that I'm confused by stairs

Love, BLUE CHRISTIAN WINTERHAWK
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:10:34 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:  :D :lulz:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
IT'S RED!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:14:17 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:10:34 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:  :D :lulz:

If you hadn't blown it I would have figured it out eventually. :argh!:

You asshole. :lulz:


Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
IT'S RED!  :argh!:

IT'S GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:23:16 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:14:17 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:10:34 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:  :D :lulz:

If you hadn't blown it I would have figured it out eventually. :argh!:

You asshole. :lulz:


Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
IT'S RED!  :argh!:

IT'S GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I'd be able to hold out for longer than this. Damn my piss poor impulse control!









But it's still red.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:27:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:23:16 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:14:17 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:10:34 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:  :D :lulz:

If you hadn't blown it I would have figured it out eventually. :argh!:

You asshole. :lulz:


Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
IT'S RED!  :argh!:

IT'S GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I'd be able to hold out for longer than this. Damn my piss poor impulse control!









But it's still red.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:32:56 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:27:02 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:23:16 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:14:17 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:10:34 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

YOU FUCKING ASS BAG!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:  :D :lulz:

If you hadn't blown it I would have figured it out eventually. :argh!:

You asshole. :lulz:


Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:11:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 05, 2011, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 05, 2011, 04:06:01 AM
In as "Bono (from U2)"

I could not figure it out! I kinda liked not knowing, but love it anyway.

That green text is awesomely obnoxious.
IT'S RED!  :argh!:

IT'S GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I'd be able to hold out for longer than this. Damn my piss poor impulse control!









But it's still red.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they're all RED!.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 05, 2011, 02:01:16 PM
Who the shit is Eden's Garden? Intro post was golden  :lulz:

ETA: why did I join this board again?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 05, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 05, 2011, 02:01:16 PM
Who the shit is Eden's Garden? Intro post was golden  :lulz:

ETA: why did I join this board again?

Some spag from TCC.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 05, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 05, 2011, 02:01:16 PM
Who the shit is Eden's Garden? Intro post was golden  :lulz:

ETA: why did I join this board again?

Some spag from TCC.

TCC's self-appointed forum nanny, before she quit drinking the Kool-Aid.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 05, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 05, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 05, 2011, 02:01:16 PM
Who the shit is Eden's Garden? Intro post was golden  :lulz:

ETA: why did I join this board again?

Some spag from TCC.

TCC's self-appointed forum nanny, before she quit drinking the Kool-Aid.
They had Kool Aid?  No-one told me!
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 09, 2011, 06:28:16 PM
I registered at the new place and got the email and now it says I don't exist......

QuoteThe specified username is currently inactive. If you have problems activating your account, please contact a board administrator.

:?
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Salty on August 09, 2011, 06:58:45 PM
Weird. You're active now.
Dunno what that message is about but everyone had to re-reg.
Title: Re: Esoterica Ltd.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 09, 2011, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 09, 2011, 06:58:45 PM
Weird. You're active now.
Dunno what that message is about but everyone had to re-reg.

It came after I re-regged at the new place...

Weird.