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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on August 12, 2011, 08:11:51 PM

Title: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 12, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
I have a Mustache Tree, which is truly a miracle bestowed upon us by the Goddess herself!

They start off green, but change to brown towrds the end of the season. And they have they're own natural adhesive! Just pry the back open a little, and stick that fucker on your face. Viola! Instant fake mustache! And a nearly unlimited supply! Thanks be to Eris!

(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/michaels/plantprop3/IMG_1316.JPG)
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 12, 2011, 08:15:01 PM
Hahaha!

I request a picture. Also, don't you get the teeny prickles in your face?
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Epimetheus on August 12, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
What's a moustache without a prick?
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 12, 2011, 08:18:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 12, 2011, 08:15:01 PM
Hahaha!

I request a picture. Also, don't you get the teeny prickles in your face?

Pain is beauty, Nigel.
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 12, 2011, 08:21:32 PM
We can use maple tree seeds as "proof" of the existance of Eris.

I mean, they were clearly designed to look like mustaches. And what Goddes would do such a thing, other than the glorious Eris?
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 12, 2011, 08:56:00 PM
Couldn't get 'em to stick to my existing facial hair, but you get the point.

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/Image7.jpg)

Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Freeky on August 12, 2011, 08:58:32 PM
 :lulz: :1fap:
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 12, 2011, 09:01:55 PM
Quote from: Cudgelfish on August 12, 2011, 08:56:00 PM
Couldn't get 'em to stick to my existing facial hair, but you get the point.

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/Image7.jpg)



:lulz: Adorable!
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: wudgar on August 12, 2011, 09:42:49 PM
I once saw a shrub that grew merkins... a long, long time ago, in a reality far, far away
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: LMNO on August 13, 2011, 01:38:29 AM
Fuckin' hell. Put a shirt on, you slut.
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 13, 2011, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 13, 2011, 01:38:29 AM
Fuckin' hell. Put a shirt on, you slut.

What's a shirt?
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: LMNO on August 13, 2011, 02:01:55 AM
I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.





Fuckin' hell, put on a sequined tube-top.
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 13, 2011, 02:05:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 13, 2011, 02:01:55 AM
I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.





Fuckin' hell, put on a sequined tube-top.

Now, there's a language I can understand!

:noodledance:
Title: Re: Mustache Tree
Post by: Don Coyote on August 19, 2011, 06:19:40 AM
 :lulz: