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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM

Title: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

QuoteBradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course

That's fucking revolting.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Freeky on August 16, 2011, 12:59:28 AM
Wow.  WOW.  That's....
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Pæs on August 16, 2011, 08:44:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course
:vom:
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Pæs on August 16, 2011, 12:02:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!

I always knew you were a pervert.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 16, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!


I think I want to have your babies.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:00:51 PM
This is awesome:

http://www.monsterminigolf.com/fran-ma-danvers/index.html

(http://www.monsterminigolf.com/fran-ma-danvers/bg/header10.jpg)

I can only assume Dok has no sense of awesome.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:02:04 PM
That's not in Canada.  Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2011, 08:51:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

QuoteBradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course

That's fucking revolting.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 09:42:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

:argh!:
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:06:48 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 09:42:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

:argh!:

So.....just wait until you died of heart problems? That will take what 20 minutes?
Title: Re: Tales of Canadian Barbarism. Post horror stories here.
Post by: PopeTom on August 17, 2011, 01:57:57 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 01:06:48 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 09:42:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.

You can take my gravy and cheese when you can pry it from my cold, dead, porcine hands!

:argh!:

So.....just wait until you died of heart problems? That will take what 20 minutes?

SCIENCE!!!

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2011-08/aeco-lot072811.php