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Title: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 04:50:19 PM

IT'S ON, ASS-LIPS!!!!

ANYBODY STUPID ENOUGH TO POST IN THIS HERE THREAD IS GONNA GET WHAT FOR! AND THEN, MAYBE, WHAT FIVE!

IMMA TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT YOU!

SUCK IT, FUCKERS.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM

You understand this could mean war right? :lulz:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM

Okay, I have put my pance around my ankles and I have a mop head for a wig.

Lay it on me, big daddy.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Don Coyote on August 17, 2011, 05:06:28 PM

Like anyone has anything to fear from the Italians.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2011, 05:09:44 PM

:test:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 05:10:03 PM

Hi dimo!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 05:10:13 PM

i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:29:38 PM

Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
You understand this could mean war right? :lulz:

If this is war right, would that mean peace is left?

But seriously, I JERK OFF WITH MORE ABRASIVE THINGS THAN YOU

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.

GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.

GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:33:47 PM

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 17, 2011, 05:06:28 PM
Like anyone has anything to fear from the Italians.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO PALE. NOW, SUCK MY FUCK, CUNTFACE

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 05:34:58 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:29:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
You understand this could mean war right? :lulz:

If this is war right, would that mean peace is left?

But seriously, I JERK OFF WITH MORE ABRASIVE THINGS THAN YOU

I have never once thought about that about myself...... REALLY!! :lulz:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:36:04 PM

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
:test:

YOU :argh!:

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:37:17 PM

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:10:03 PM
Hi dimo!

FUCK OFF, Q-BALL. BOSTON WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS JUST FUCKING DUMB

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:38:01 PM

Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 05:10:13 PM
i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

WELL GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 05:40:10 PM

Thats nice dimo thanks for the warning. See you later friend!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.

GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:42:26 PM

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
Thats nice dimo thanks for the warning. See you later friend!

YOUR PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE "JUST WALK AWAY" MENTALITY MAKES ME KICK PUPPIES, ASSHOLE

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 05:43:37 PM

Ummmmm you ok dude?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:45:02 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.

GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Then bring a shotgun, to blast the giant spirochetes as they come rocketing out like Goddamn Evel Kneival.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:45:51 PM

Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
Ummmmm you ok dude?

NEVER BEEN BETTER

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM

Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:50:03 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:30:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:06:15 PM
I have a mop head for a wig.

GOOD, I NEED SOMETHING TO TUG ON WHILE I FUCKING YOUR SHIT INDEFINITELY

You DO have health insurance, right?

I USE THE SCHROEDINGER HEALTH PLAN. BY THAT, I MEAN THAT NEVER SEE A DOCTOR, BECAUSE AS SOON AS MY INSIDES ARE OBSERVED, THEY COLLAPSE INTO EITHER A HEALTHY OR NON-HEALTHY STATE. THEREFORE I REMAIN IN A QUANTUM STATE OF WHERE I AM BOTH HEALTHY AND NOT HEALTHY

SO, YES AND NO, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

Then bring a shotgun, to blast the giant spirochetes as they come rocketing out like Goddamn Evel Kneival.

NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE ASEXUAL TRANSVERSE BINARY FISSION, LEPTO SPIROSIS BE DAMNED

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 05:51:53 PM

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall. I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM

Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:54:57 PM

Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?

MEATGRINDER

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:56:13 PM

Quote from: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall. I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

DID YOU COME HERE TO CATCH ABUSE, OR JUST TO SHOWCASE YOUR SICK PUPPY-FLESH FETISH?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 05:58:48 PM

You seem a tad agitated friend. Perhaps you have some bottled up anger that you can talk to me about over an o'dould. Just one can each though. We dont want to go crazy.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:58:59 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 17, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Dimo, my dogs and children are driving me crazy with their constant demands for my time and attention. What do I do?

MEATGRINDER

:horrormirth:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 06:01:22 PM

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:58:48 PM
We dont want to go crazy.

SAYS YOU

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 17, 2011, 06:03:13 PM

Oh my. More than one o'douls... You really are agitated.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 06:03:56 PM

I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT

GOOD THING FOR YOU ASS-TARDS IT'S DAYTIME HERE

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 17, 2011, 06:08:31 PM

HEY CUDGELDIMOFIST WHERE'S INTERMITTENS: MEATUP EDITION?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 06:16:30 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 PM
Kicking puppies isnt very friendly friend! Could maybe not do that? Thank you so much!

When I hear people chewing obnoxiously (which is pretty much all chewing) it makes me want to nail (live) puppies to a wall and then punch the person's head through said wall. I imagine this vividly when I am in one of my misophonic rages.

Is this better than kicking the puppies?

DID YOU COME HERE TO CATCH ABUSE, OR JUST TO SHOWCASE YOUR SICK PUPPY-FLESH FETISH?

I have showcased my sick puppy-flesh fetish in other threads on this board, yours is not special :( Maybe I also have an abuse-catching fetish? In any case, I am unsatisfied.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 06:19:01 PM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 17, 2011, 06:08:31 PM
HEY CUDGELDIMOFIST WHERE'S INTERMITTENS: MEATUP EDITION?

YOU'LL GET IT WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GODDAMNED READY

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 06:22:07 PM

Quote from: Nadezhda on August 17, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
I am unsatisfied.

NOT MY PROBLEM, TRY ANIMAL PRON

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 06:23:26 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:38:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 05:10:13 PM
i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

WELL GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU

That's it?
:sad:
I get better abuse from the Jehova's Witness, and they have the stones to deliver it to my doorstep!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2011, 06:34:39 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
:test:

YOU :argh!:

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

:lulz:

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 06:35:58 PM

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
:test:

YOU :argh!:

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

:lulz:

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

He may be a little guy, but when Richter knocked him down with an elbow to the face, he walked it off.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2011, 07:20:09 PM

I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:21:43 PM

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
:test:

YOU :argh!:

I was actually just telling Eve the other day, that if we ever met, the first thing I would do is fight you. Afterwards we'd have a few beers while the smoking crated cooled.

:lulz:

With that attitude, I'm pretty sure we're destined to be buddies.

There's nothing I could say about you that you wouldn't delight in hearing, leaving combat as our only means of true communication.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 17, 2011, 07:24:51 PM

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 07:20:09 PM
I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

Unless you can run faster?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:28:09 PM

Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 17, 2011, 07:20:09 PM
I'll be the first one to tell anyone that the most important skill to have in a real-world fight is the ability to just keep taking punishment longer than the other guy.

Unless you can run faster?

You can't kill what you're running away from.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Adios on August 17, 2011, 07:32:54 PM

I am bored out of my fucking mind.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 17, 2011, 07:33:40 PM

HAY DIMO

WADDUP, SPAGWAD?!?!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:40:32 PM

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 17, 2011, 07:32:54 PM
I am bored out of my fucking mind.

OH MY FUCK! YOU DID NOT JUST STEP ALL UP IN MY THREAD-SPACE!

SPIN-KICK!

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Dreamcastor/Funny%20Stuff/spinkickfallpw6.gif)

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:41:51 PM

Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:38:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 05:10:13 PM
i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

WELL GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU

That's it?
:sad:
I get better abuse from the Jehova's Witness, and they have the stones to deliver it to my doorstep!

PM me your address.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:44:47 PM

Quote from: Cainad on August 17, 2011, 07:33:40 PM
HAY DIMO

WADDUP, SPAGWAD?!?!

WOMP MY FACE, ASSHOLE. STOP WASTING TIME.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Adios on August 17, 2011, 07:45:27 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 17, 2011, 07:32:54 PM
I am bored out of my fucking mind.

OH MY FUCK! YOU DID NOT JUST STEP ALL UP IN MY THREAD-SPACE!

SPIN-KICK!

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Dreamcastor/Funny%20Stuff/spinkickfallpw6.gif)

+1000 for that gif.

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Freeky on August 17, 2011, 08:16:20 PM

QuoteOH MY FUCK! YOU DID NOT JUST STEP ALL UP IN MY THREAD-SPACE!

OH FUCK, CHARLIE MAY OR MAY NOT FEAR YOUR SPACE, BUT JESUS FUCK I WILL BEND YUOR SPACE AND YUOR GODDAMN TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT.

:this:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 08:25:08 PM

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:41:51 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 05:38:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 17, 2011, 05:10:13 PM
i am greatly concerned about what you think about what i think i really think about me.
wait.
wat?

WELL GUESS WHAT? FUCK YOU

That's it?
:sad:
I get better abuse from the Jehova's Witness, and they have the stones to deliver it to my doorstep!

PM me your address.

Oh, it's there, buddy!
your ITG ass can't handle the heat, though!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 08:29:43 PM

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 17, 2011, 08:16:20 PM
QuoteOH MY FUCK! YOU DID NOT JUST STEP ALL UP IN MY THREAD-SPACE!

OH FUCK, CHARLIE MAY OR MAY NOT FEAR YOUR SPACE, BUT JESUS FUCK I WILL BEND YUOR SPACE AND YUOR GODDAMN TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT.

:this:

STOP

DIMO-TIME

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :monkeydance:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Freeky on August 17, 2011, 08:30:54 PM

:lulz:

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Pæs on August 18, 2011, 09:33:21 AM

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/003/068/1244227364120.jpg)

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 18, 2011, 09:46:12 AM

Hey Dimo, 日本語できるか？ huh? Huh?

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 18, 2011, 06:44:11 PM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 18, 2011, 09:46:12 AM
Hey Dimo, 日本語できるか？ huh? Huh?

CHING CHONG CHING TO YOU TOO, COMMIE!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Triple Zero on August 18, 2011, 08:04:50 PM

DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO DIMO DIMO
DIMO DIMO
HEY
DIMO

*poke*

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Dimocritus on August 18, 2011, 08:07:12 PM

YOU FUCKING DUTCH-BAG! YOU COME HERE TO AMURRICA AND WHITTLE STICKS?!!? STOP TAKING ARR JERBS!!!

Title: Re: THIS IS NOT A TEST
Post by: Telarus on August 19, 2011, 09:03:08 AM

I have no words to sum up what this thread did to me. So you get this instead, because it's pretty damn accurate, everything being equal.

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/19402/1072393-visucomic010_large_super.jpg)

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