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My dad has been quoting that line from Rudolph since I was little. Any time one of us kids were total shitheads or he felt like upsetting us, he would just pull the, "We have to cancel Christmas" line.
:mittens:
i lol'd
I'll do more tomorrow, wiped out today.
All I want for Christmas is for the shit to be cancelled. :p
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Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
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I have never seen this before.
I'm going to print this off and post above my desk at work once the music starts on resort in 2 months.
Quote from: Da6s on August 19, 2011, 06:17:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
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I have never seen this before.
I'm going to print this off and post above my desk at work once the music starts on resort in 2 months.
That's because I just created it using this generator website: http://faded.havocaos.com/error/default.aspx
Enjoy :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2010, 06:10:33 PM
Baba Yaga brought me a wireless router and a big fat sack of hate.
I was unfortunate enough to to ill on Christmas Eve, which also happened to be the day my cable was hooked up. Because we had the monkey last week, I found myself watching every claymation/animation Christmas special ever fucking made. All one of them. Yep, one.
You see, EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS STORY told via animation or claymation has THE EXACT SAME PLOT. Something happens, and Santa finds himself saying "I guess we'll have to cancel Christmas". Doesn't matter what the fuck it was. Mrs Claus has a hangnail, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS.
He's a lazy fuck. I know pot-heads that do more work than that fat, lazy bastard. He has to work ONE DAY A YEAR, and then he's looking for reasons to NOT FUCKING DO IT. It's always left to some little kid or random animal and his whacky magickal elf friends to SAVE CHRISTMAS by MAKING THE FAT BASTARD DO HIS JOB.
^^^This thread inspired by.
I was gonna do one based (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFkiQci6rw) on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmOABeY4z8) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JQZ3cQ6lQ) movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOmcnsgm7mc) right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPeRim3mDQ) here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oO2M25OhU) but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.
So, yeah. I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFkiQci6rw) on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmOABeY4z8) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JQZ3cQ6lQ) movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOmcnsgm7mc) right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPeRim3mDQ) here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oO2M25OhU) but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.
So, yeah. I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.
Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas. :x
Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFkiQci6rw) on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmOABeY4z8) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JQZ3cQ6lQ) movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOmcnsgm7mc) right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPeRim3mDQ) here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oO2M25OhU) but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.
So, yeah. I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.
It's not the claymation one, and therefore doesn't exist.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFkiQci6rw) on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmOABeY4z8) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JQZ3cQ6lQ) movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOmcnsgm7mc) right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPeRim3mDQ) here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oO2M25OhU) but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.
So, yeah. I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.
Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas. :x
Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
That Christmas got cancelled when Xmas became a material holiday. Now it's about shilling out and trample people to death at Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 22, 2011, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
I was gonna do one based (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMFkiQci6rw) on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmOABeY4z8) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JQZ3cQ6lQ) movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOmcnsgm7mc) right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPeRim3mDQ) here, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4oO2M25OhU) but I gave up on account of it's too painful to watch, and nobody and I mean NOBODY will be able to sit through this movie and come out unscathed.
So, yeah. I'ma cancel Christmas because of this movie.
Holy fuck, that was a pukefest even for Christmas. :x
Whatever happened to a real old-fashioned Christmas with the Grim Reaper showing Scrooge to his grave and the charwoman robbing his body? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO CHRISTMAS???!?
That Christmas got cancelled when Xmas became a material holiday. Now it's about shilling out and trample people to death at Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving.
No, that Christmas just wasn't nice enough. Don't you want to be nice, Phox? You make third world children cry when you aren't nice.
Also, if you get abused by everyone and then run away to find a life of your own, you are in the wrong and when you come back you should apologize. :lulz:
Dude, I fucking love Christmas. That it's a Pagan-cum-Christian holiday that got RE-RE-hijacked for the purposes of gluttony and hedonism pleases me to no end.
Yeah, man...keep "Christ" in that shit: it's funnier that way.
I get all my shopping done by the end of October and then spend the rest of Nov - January just people-watching and enjoying the sights and smells. No bags, no sweating-chilly-sweating. No pushing old ladies out of the way for the last purple Meeba in Zellers or Target. If I see something cute for my punkin and I have the money, I'll snag it and put it in his pile. Otherwise, it's lounging around, eatin Auntie Anne's pretzels, sniffing all the lotions in Bath & Body Works and just generally being a infuriatingly relaxed, slowpoke barricade in the middle of Books A Million, paging through every, single, fucking item on the "EXCITING NEW FICTION JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS" section. "Yeah, bitch, if you want the New Stephen King for your nephew, you're gonna have to walk around the store to the other side of this aisle. I'm reading.
I love having an excuse to lavish my son with magic and tell him fantastic lies about diabetic old farts in suits made out of the fur of Polar Bears who dyed it red and then had to shave it off and get real jobs. I like telling him Santa only does the commercials for diaBEEtus supplies because he has bills to pay the other 364 days of the year.
I love telling him shit like: "The elves no longer make the toys...FUCK NO! You think they know how to do that shit anymore? Elves can't put together a Zhu Zhu pet or a Nerf gun! Santa sub-contracts all that stuff out to Mattel and whatnot. All the elves do is keep track of the Administrative shit like the naughty/nice lists, answering Santa's fanmail, request forms and all the times you eat your dessert and throw away your lunch in school. Oh what? You thought I didn't know? I get an audit list every year from Santa. It's required in accordance with the Yukon Holiday Industry Fairness And Accountability Act of 2003. If you get coal, you're entitled to a copy of your Credit report and an appeal. Just don't count on getting an answer anytime soon, the Canadian government is slow as poo and all that stuff has to go through Mississauga. I hear it takes two years.
What's that? No, I can't do that, the elves in the IT department get mad if you send extraneous emails or ask silly questions. They might just "misplace" your file and then you won't get anything for Christmas because Santa won't know you exist."
Y'all just aren't doin it right.
I quit celebrating Christmas about 11 years ago. I have hated it since I was a kid, and when I split with my first baby-daddy I just figured it would be easier if I took Winter Solstice (as Yule) and he kept Christmas. So now, we have a big dinner with a lot of friends and a couple of presents, and he gets to have the whole Christmas experience. And all the pressure. Funny thing is, the kids look forward to Yule even more than they look forward to Christmas. Fewer presents, yes. But also less pressure, and way more fun.
Trying hard not to think about major holidays this year. Especially Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Quote from: navkat on August 22, 2011, 07:44:39 AM
Dude, I fucking love Christmas. That it's a Pagan-cum-Christian holiday that got RE-RE-hijacked for the purposes of gluttony and hedonism pleases me to no end.
Yeah, man...keep "Christ" in that shit: it's funnier that way.
I get all my shopping done by the end of October and then spend the rest of Nov - January just people-watching and enjoying the sights and smells. No bags, no sweating-chilly-sweating. No pushing old ladies out of the way for the last purple Meeba in Zellers or Target. If I see something cute for my punkin and I have the money, I'll snag it and put it in his pile. Otherwise, it's lounging around, eatin Auntie Anne's pretzels, sniffing all the lotions in Bath & Body Works and just generally being a infuriatingly relaxed, slowpoke barricade in the middle of Books A Million, paging through every, single, fucking item on the "EXCITING NEW FICTION JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS" section. "Yeah, bitch, if you want the New Stephen King for your nephew, you're gonna have to walk around the store to the other side of this aisle. I'm reading.
I love having an excuse to lavish my son with magic and tell him fantastic lies about diabetic old farts in suits made out of the fur of Polar Bears who dyed it red and then had to shave it off and get real jobs. I like telling him Santa only does the commercials for diaBEEtus supplies because he has bills to pay the other 364 days of the year.
I love telling him shit like: "The elves no longer make the toys...FUCK NO! You think they know how to do that shit anymore? Elves can't put together a Zhu Zhu pet or a Nerf gun! Santa sub-contracts all that stuff out to Mattel and whatnot. All the elves do is keep track of the Administrative shit like the naughty/nice lists, answering Santa's fanmail, request forms and all the times you eat your dessert and throw away your lunch in school. Oh what? You thought I didn't know? I get an audit list every year from Santa. It's required in accordance with the Yukon Holiday Industry Fairness And Accountability Act of 2003. If you get coal, you're entitled to a copy of your Credit report and an appeal. Just don't count on getting an answer anytime soon, the Canadian government is slow as poo and all that stuff has to go through Mississauga. I hear it takes two years.
What's that? No, I can't do that, the elves in the IT department get mad if you send extraneous emails or ask silly questions. They might just "misplace" your file and then you won't get anything for Christmas because Santa won't know you exist."
Y'all just aren't doin it right.
:mittens:
And I'm stealing that line about keeping the Christ in Christmans 'cause it's funnier that way. :lulz:
This is why we have Moosemas.
It can happen at any time of year, whenever it's needed. And instead of presents, asshattery.