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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on August 19, 2011, 05:30:50 PM

Title: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2011, 05:30:50 PM
Wait, what?

http://www.eurasianet.org/node/64062

QuoteSouth Ossetia'spresident has invited the legendary warriors of the Russian steppe, the Cossacks, to settle in the breakaway Georgian republic. According to PIK TV, Eduard Kokoity told a youth forum last week that he wants to rent out land to the Cossacks for 99 years

Oh, OK then.  That makes sense, I suppose.  Well, as much as anything ever makes sense in the Caucasus.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 05:31:44 PM
 :lulz: lolwhat?
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 05:40:05 PM
Ohhhh, my.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 12:56:41 AM
Uhh...
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 20, 2011, 09:13:50 AM
Is this weird? I can't tell.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Telarus on August 20, 2011, 09:17:26 AM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
On the other hand, the Cossacks have fought in every major post-Cold War conflict Russia has been engaged in, in one form or another, so I suppose there is a certain amount of logic to it.

Nevertheless, COSSACKS!
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 12:40:58 PM
If I was the tiniest weakest shithole in a region full of bigger meaner shitholes, I'd be all about inviting the Cossacks to come hang out too.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
Wouldn't that tend to end up like hiring Hell's Angels to work security?
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Kai on August 20, 2011, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
Wouldn't that tend to end up like hiring Hell's Angels to work security?

...no angel born in hell...could break that Satan's spell...
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 05:08:59 PM
I'm not sure what the absolute cheesiest song ever has to do with anything, but as far as HA working security, well, they certainly kept the potential problems at Altamont under control.

:lulz:
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Nadezhda on August 20, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
My Doukhabor ancestors came from the Caucasus region.  Am I invited to Georgia too? :p
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 05:57:56 PM
What I'm wondering is if this goes through, what happens in 2111 when their lease is up.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Kurt Christ on August 20, 2011, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:57:56 PM
What I'm wondering is if this goes through, what happens in 2111 when their lease is up.
Cossack uprising. Now with hoverhorses.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 07:57:54 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on August 20, 2011, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:57:56 PM
What I'm wondering is if this goes through, what happens in 2111 when their lease is up.
Cossack uprising. Now with hoverhorses.

DO WANT.
Title: Re: The Horde, the Horde is coming
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2011, 08:16:06 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 05:08:59 PM
I'm not sure what the absolute cheesiest song ever has to do with anything, but as far as HA working security, well, they certainly kept the potential problems at Altamont under control.

:lulz:

And I think they were paid in beer. Can't beat that. :lulz:
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