Where in the FUCK is Jasper?
JASPER: where in the FUCK are you?!
Yeah, where did that bastard go? I made a WOMP with him in it, he's supposed to have reappeared by now. :sad:
He lost Battle of Las Vegas to the hordes of War Crabs with their tiny axes.
DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER THESE THINGS?????
Unless I am mixing spags up.
He got a girlfriend that's actually worthwhile. I don't blame him for spending so much of his time in real life these days.
That's totally a great reason not to be here. I'm just glad he's not, you know, dead.
As long as he's around to have beers with me IRL when I get home, his absence here will be excused.