Don't ask me anything.
Instead, since I'm gonna work a couple dinner shifts at my old restaurant for shits and giggles (and free drinks the whole time I'm in town), tell me what I should do to absolutely terrorize the people who still work there.
Tell them about the sharks and coffee. Then suggest adapting that to apply to your restaurant's customers.
Poomp in the tub.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.
Please let me plural-marry you and Nigel.
PLEASE.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.
There is no tub, but an upper-decker may be in order.
Or, I could just take a dump in the live lobster tank.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 21, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.
There is no tub, but an upper-decker may be in order.
Or, I could just take a dump in the live lobster tank.
:horrormirth:
Wear an overexposed radiation tag. Have some LSD to drop in the food of those imprudent enough to have any attitude. Take a little bit yourself. just to square your conscience. Make condescending comments questioning the abilities of whoever took over your job. Mutter incoherently to yourself, when you think no-one is lpooking.
Wut? :aaa: You do all that shit anyway? OK, roll with the Lobster thing them.
Bring in a box filled with dirt and the other necessary ingredients to prepare a century egg and leave it there for when you come back in a year or two.
Start clearing your throat a lot, especially when coworkers have something annoying to say to you.
I recommend doing this in a vaguely disapproving tone, but subtly enough to retain plausible doubt that you're merely performing a biological function.
If this is not enough to cause visible annoyance, add in an audible but faked swallowing of mucus.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 21, 2011, 05:06:27 AM
Don't ask me anything.
Instead, since I'm gonna work a couple dinner shifts at my old restaurant for shits and giggles (and free drinks the whole time I'm in town), tell me what I should do to absolutely terrorize the people who still work there.
What would Buddha's... Oh right, don't ask, well have fun then.