Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2011, 05:06:27 AM

Title: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2011, 05:06:27 AM
Don't ask me anything.

Instead, since I'm gonna work a couple dinner shifts at my old restaurant for shits and giggles (and free drinks the whole time I'm in town), tell me what I should do to absolutely terrorize the people who still work there.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 21, 2011, 05:11:39 AM
Tell them about the sharks and coffee. Then suggest adapting that to apply to your restaurant's customers.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Freeky on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: navkat on August 21, 2011, 09:48:29 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.

Please let me plural-marry you and Nigel.

PLEASE.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.

There is no tub, but an upper-decker may be in order.

Or, I could just take a dump in the live lobster tank.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Luna on August 21, 2011, 11:59:32 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 21, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.

There is no tub, but an upper-decker may be in order.

Or, I could just take a dump in the live lobster tank.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: BadBeast on August 21, 2011, 08:49:18 PM
Wear an overexposed radiation tag. Have some LSD to drop in the food of those imprudent enough to have any attitude.  Take a little bit yourself. just to square your conscience. Make condescending comments questioning the abilities of whoever took over your job. Mutter incoherently to yourself, when you think no-one is lpooking. 

Wut?  :aaa: You do all that shit anyway?   OK, roll with the Lobster thing them.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Salty on August 21, 2011, 09:48:21 PM
Bring in a box filled with dirt and the other necessary ingredients to prepare a century egg and leave it there for when you come back in a year or two.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 21, 2011, 10:15:14 PM
Start clearing your throat a lot, especially when coworkers have something annoying to say to you.

I recommend doing this in a vaguely disapproving tone, but subtly enough to retain plausible doubt that you're merely performing a biological function.

If this is not enough to cause visible annoyance, add in an audible but faked swallowing of mucus.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2011, 07:32:50 AM
Quote from: navkat on August 21, 2011, 09:48:29 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 21, 2011, 05:33:36 AM
Poomp in the tub.

Please let me plural-marry you and Nigel.

PLEASE.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK AND I HAVE 8 DAYS OFF
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 23, 2011, 06:21:39 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 21, 2011, 05:06:27 AM
Don't ask me anything.

Instead, since I'm gonna work a couple dinner shifts at my old restaurant for shits and giggles (and free drinks the whole time I'm in town), tell me what I should do to absolutely terrorize the people who still work there.

What would Buddha's... Oh right, don't ask, well have fun then.