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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on August 23, 2011, 08:27:45 PM

Title: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2011, 08:27:45 PM
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/21/peta-to-launch-porn-site

QuoteIn another sensational attempt to draw attention to the plight of animals, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is planning to launch a porn site later this year.

A spokeswoman for the group says the site will feature adult content along with graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see.

"We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people our iconic ads we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment," PETA's Ashley Byrne told Australia's Herald Sun. The organization says its sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group's hidden camera investigations.

So, it's bascially going to be an animal torture porn site.

Fantastic.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Johnny on August 23, 2011, 08:46:41 PM

im so gonna bugger all PETA aquientances with this  :D
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 23, 2011, 08:46:41 PM

im so gonna bugger all PETA aquientances with this  :D

Already forwarded to a few.  :lulz:
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 09:08:39 PM
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9927/jeremy3peta.jpg)
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Adios on August 23, 2011, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 09:08:39 PM
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9927/jeremy3peta.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 23, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
Yes, we have 3 videos in our lineup so far:
                        \
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9927/jeremy3peta.jpg)
                       /
"Monster Cock Poundfest"
"Chicks With Ticks"
"Bessie Gets Nailed In The Shed"
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 23, 2011, 10:18:26 PM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 23, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
"Chicks With Ticks"


Eeeeeeewww! :vom:
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Dimocritus on August 23, 2011, 10:43:00 PM
WTFisthisIdon'teven...  :? :horrormirth: :?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 11:46:57 PM
So...  They're setting up a site catering to sickos who get off on seeing animals abused?

How is THIS a good idea?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 24, 2011, 12:28:26 AM
Bear in mind, friends:

PETA is not actually about preventing animal cruelty. It is a proto-cult wherein members try to be more fanatical than the next spag in an eternal cycle of one-upmanship.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: PopeTom on August 24, 2011, 12:56:59 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 12:28:26 AM
Bear in mind, friends:

PETA is not actually about preventing animal cruelty. It is a proto-cult wherein members try to be more fanatical than the next spag in an eternal cycle of one-upmanship.

so standard human behavior
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
 :x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2011, 03:41:55 PM
So wait, PETA is creating a site for Furries with death fetishes?

I can't see where that could possibly go wrong......  :|
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

Yeah, the moment someone identifies themselves with PETA, I write them off as assholes.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting. 

You are.  You're just not much good at it.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting. 

You are.  You're just not much good at it.


Yeah, but I think in my heart I've got the shameless bit down.

Also, as a side note

I've refrained from posting to your threads cuz I said i would, but particularly liked the stuff in Horrorology.  Would it be cool to post about nuclear fallout there? the topic seems fit to the board.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil:  
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

HolyCrap!  I can't even digest this right now.. or my lunch.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


I can't really digest this right now... or my lunch.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:39:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting. 

You are.  You're just not much good at it.


Yeah, but I think in my heart I've got the shameless bit down.

Also, as a side note

I've refrained from posting to your threads cuz I said i would, but particularly liked the stuff in Horrorology.  Would it be cool to post about nuclear fallout there? the topic seems fit to the board.

No.  That's a fear/loathing thing.  It has nothing to do with horror.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2011, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

HolyCrap!  I can't even digest this right now.. or my lunch.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


Is there any particular reason you quoted all that without adding any commentary to it?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
QuoteIs there any particular reason you quoted all that without adding any commentary to it?
:eek:
Sorry, accident with the interface I think.  I modded it to say what I meant to.

also

QuoteNo.  That's a fear/loathing thing.  It has nothing to do with horror.

Fair enough Doktor.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2011, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
QuoteIs there any particular reason you quoted all that without adding any commentary to it?
:eek:
Sorry, accident with the interface I think.  I modded it to say what I meant to.

Ahh, gotcha.

Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
QuoteNo.  That's a fear/loathing thing.  It has nothing to do with horror.

Fair enough Doktor.

There's a thread in Horrorology that explains the difference.

Besides, who the fuck worries about nuclear fallout, these days?  Most people would WELCOME it.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:06:59 PM
QuoteNo.  That's a fear/loathing thing.  It has nothing to do with horror.

Fair enough Doktor.

There's a thread in Horrorology that explains the difference.

Besides, who the fuck worries about nuclear fallout, these days?  Most people would WELCOME it.

Yeah I read it.  It's one of the thumb tacked ones I believe.

Well, to me the horror of fallout is that there's no easy way to tell if there a radioactive element that mimics, say, calcium in a piece of fish or if there's uranium in the blood and glands of a lover or oxidized in the air.

It's also an unknown fear of the future in that even small amounts can cause mutation in a population and we recently received... um, not small amounts on a coastline.

I've got this darn soft spot for people you see. It's a life long and crippling malady..
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Well, to me the horror of fallout is that there's no easy way to tell if there a radioactive element that mimics, say, calcium in a piece of fish or if there's uranium in the blood and glands of a lover or oxidized in the air.

So fucking what?  Your fish is already full of arsenic and mercury, which will fuck you up way faster and in worse ways than a trace amount of radiation.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
For fuck's sake, this is the 21st Century.  EVERYTHING is poisonous.  Your food, your water, your TV, your politics, your sex, EVERYTHING.

There's no sense screaming about it to people who can't do anything about it, and have FAR more pressing concerns.  Telling a man who is on fire that he has skin cancer is hardly productive, if you catch my drift.  Right now, people are worrying about whether they'll be able to eat ANYTHING in 6 months, whether they'll have a place to stay, that sort of thing.  Telling them about radiation that has already escaped and can't be cleaned up serves no immediate purpose.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2011, 08:43:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
For fuck's sake, this is the 21st Century.  EVERYTHING is poisonous.  Your food, your water, your TV, your politics, your sex, EVERYTHING.

There's no sense screaming about it to people who can't do anything about it, and have FAR more pressing concerns.  Telling a man who is on fire that he has skin cancer is hardly productive, if you catch my drift.  Right now, people are worrying about whether they'll be able to eat ANYTHING in 6 months, whether they'll have a place to stay, that sort of thing.  Telling them about radiation that has already escaped and can't be cleaned up serves no immediate purpose.

THIS!!!
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
For fuck's sake, this is the 21st Century.  EVERYTHING is poisonous.  Your food, your water, your TV, your politics, your sex, EVERYTHING.

There's no sense screaming about it to people who can't do anything about it, and have FAR more pressing concerns.  Telling a man who is on fire that he has skin cancer is hardly productive, if you catch my drift.  Right now, people are worrying about whether they'll be able to eat ANYTHING in 6 months, whether they'll have a place to stay, that sort of thing.  Telling them about radiation that has already escaped and can't be cleaned up serves no immediate purpose.

You really know how to make a point.

Point taken.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 09:04:59 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
For fuck's sake, this is the 21st Century.  EVERYTHING is poisonous.  Your food, your water, your TV, your politics, your sex, EVERYTHING.

There's no sense screaming about it to people who can't do anything about it, and have FAR more pressing concerns.  Telling a man who is on fire that he has skin cancer is hardly productive, if you catch my drift.  Right now, people are worrying about whether they'll be able to eat ANYTHING in 6 months, whether they'll have a place to stay, that sort of thing.  Telling them about radiation that has already escaped and can't be cleaned up serves no immediate purpose.

You really know how to make a point.

Point taken.

Fear is seeing the reactor burn.

Loathing is thinking the radiation might hurt you.

Horror, though, horror is realizing that the world is actually falling apart, for no reason at all.  There's nothing actually wrong with the world, and every nation on Earth is jumping down the elevator shaft in financial panic.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.

Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 25, 2011, 12:16:41 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 23, 2011, 08:27:45 PM
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/21/peta-to-launch-porn-site

QuoteIn another sensational attempt to draw attention to the plight of animals, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is planning to launch a porn site later this year.

A spokeswoman for the group says the site will feature adult content along with graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see.

"We are preparing to launch our own peta.xxx site, but instead of just showing people our iconic ads we then show them how animals suffer for entertainment," PETA's Ashley Byrne told Australia's Herald Sun. The organization says its sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group's hidden camera investigations.

So, it's bascially going to be an animal torture porn site.

Fantastic.

This site will be shut down when they realize that for many people the unexpected pictures will actually enhance the experience. Or a related note, does anybody have the site's address?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 12:17:55 AM
Something something fight monsters something something become monsters.

Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: PopeTom on August 25, 2011, 12:31:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 12:17:55 AM
Something something fight monsters something something become monsters.

Or words to that effect.

I think Ms. Newkirk needs to demonstrate  she wasn't a monster before she founded PETA for this to apply.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.

WTF?

I gotta know...What was their justification for THAT?
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Salty on August 25, 2011, 01:06:46 AM
Off hand I would say it didn't start out with "When you make an ommlette.."

But the gist was probably the same.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Luna on August 25, 2011, 01:18:09 AM
Penn & Teller did a bit on PETA on their program "Bullshit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.

WTF?

I gotta know...What was their justification for THAT?

Probably "owning pets is exploitation because animals aren't meant to live with human overlords", or some such psychotic bullshit.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:38:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.

WTF?

I gotta know...What was their justification for THAT?

Probably "owning pets is exploitation because animals aren't meant to live with human overlords", or some such psychotic bullshit.

Found a couple of verifiable cases of PETA stealing dogs off of chains or runners in yards.  Nothing about them stealing pets being boarded.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2011, 02:18:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:38:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.

WTF?

I gotta know...What was their justification for THAT?

Probably "owning pets is exploitation because animals aren't meant to live with human overlords", or some such psychotic bullshit.

Found a couple of verifiable cases of PETA stealing dogs off of chains or runners in yards.  Nothing about them stealing pets being boarded.

I can't find the article to link to because I read it a while back, but it was about the animals that the two PETA employees were convicted of killing. They were taking them from the shelter, but some of the animals weren't strays.
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 25, 2011, 05:42:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 02:18:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:38:36 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 01:05:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2011, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 25, 2011, 12:09:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 24, 2011, 06:37:27 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 03:10:22 AM
:x And I thought I was shameless and self-promoting.  Hmmm.  :roll: I feel a plot coming on...  I'll see what hatches.  PETA needs to have their ethical limits tested.  :evil: 
(or at least made fun of) :lulz:

I think you should really do some research first... PETA is one of the last organizations I can think of that needs to have their ethical limits tested, because they don't seem to have any. These people steal dogs from shelters and then kill them, by the truckload. They are scum.

what?!  :eek:
for real? like, verified?
they do this regularly?

Did you google it? Because yes.

Start here:
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/pressRelease_detail.cfm/r/109-peta-employees-face-31-felony-animal-cruelty-charges-for-killing-dumping-dogs

This was all over the news a few years ago.


There's a roundup, here:

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In 2010, PETA reported that, at it's Norfolk, VA office it found homes for a whopping 44 animals.  Not 44% of the animals in PETA's care...  44 animals.  It destroyed 2,200 adoptable cats and dogs.



The super-special part is that in most cases, they didn't even TRY. They just picked them up, gassed them, and threw them in dumpsters. Including, in some cases, pets that were being temporarily boarded while their owners were out of town.

WTF?

I gotta know...What was their justification for THAT?

Probably "owning pets is exploitation because animals aren't meant to live with human overlords", or some such psychotic bullshit.

Found a couple of verifiable cases of PETA stealing dogs off of chains or runners in yards.  Nothing about them stealing pets being boarded.

I can't find the article to link to because I read it a while back, but it was about the animals that the two PETA employees were convicted of killing. They were taking them from the shelter, but some of the animals weren't strays.
Please refer to them as "PETA Cultists", not "PETA Employees"...
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Triple Zero on August 25, 2011, 12:23:10 PM
holy shit did you look at PETA's wikipedia page? it's practically fortified ... there shall be no "criticism" or "controversy" section on that page (see the Talk: page). this is the most blatantly unreliable/inaccurate page on Wikipedia I've ever seen ...
Title: Re: PETA just moved into pure Poe's Law territory
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2011, 04:03:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2011, 12:23:10 PM
holy shit did you look at PETA's wikipedia page? it's practically fortified ... there shall be no "criticism" or "controversy" section on that page (see the Talk: page). this is the most blatantly unreliable/inaccurate page on Wikipedia I've ever seen ...

Wow... that's weird. Though once again, it highlights the unreliability of Wikipedia. I'm guessing there are quite a few PETA members/employees whose job it is to be Wikipedia editors and reinforce each other's editing decisions.