WHAT DO!?
PUT A SPOON IN ITS MOUTH.
PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, POTASSIUM HALPS.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*
*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*
THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VAGINA SYSTEM.
ORIGINATING FROM THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, SAN FRANCISCO, SATELLITE UPLINK TRUCK 69.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST.
*BOOOOOOOP*
*BEEEEEEEEEP*
*BEEP* *BEEP*
Stop flicking yuor bean.
CALL 911 FOR EMTS
You have been Blessed. Enjoy it while it lasts, ye Chosen!
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy it.
Once the seizure is over smoke a cigarette.
Superglue your pissflaps together in case anything nasty escapes. (Better safe than sorry)
...how is this different from any other day...?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
CALL 911 FOR EMTS
I can't help you.
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/crankdonkey/CurtainsCake.jpg)
That cupcake looks disturbingly like it's made partially from refried beans.
It's meat.
This girl I know made it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
:spit:
Heh, beef curtains.
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.
This girl I know made it.
:x
What's the pink goo?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.
This girl I know made it.
:x
What's the pink goo?
Joo gotta be more specific--the inside goo or outside goo...?
The outside goo.
From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.
And a bone clit. :horrormirth:
Jesus.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
The outside goo.
From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.
And a bone clit. :horrormirth:
Outer lips with hair = pink and black frosting.
Please tell me nobody ate that mess. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess. :horrormirth:
Nobdy ate that mess.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess. :horrormirth:
WRONG.
Someone got paid $5 to eat it.
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess. :horrormirth:
WRONG.
Someone got paid $5 to eat it.
YES. AND THEY SPENT THE MONEY ON MD 2020 AND $2 "LITTLE CIGARS".
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:53:27 AM
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?
DOES ONE OF THEM HAVE A DEFORMED NEKKID GURL TATTOOED ON HIS FACE?