Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: GIGGLES on August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM

Title: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: GIGGLES on August 29, 2011, 06:59:00 AM
WHAT DO!?
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Pæs on August 29, 2011, 07:04:49 AM
PUT A SPOON IN ITS MOUTH.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Freeky on August 29, 2011, 07:30:13 AM
PUT SOME BANANAS IN IT, POTASSIUM HALPS.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 29, 2011, 08:41:20 AM
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEOOOOOOP*

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VAGINA SYSTEM.

ORIGINATING FROM THE EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY, SAN FRANCISCO, SATELLITE UPLINK TRUCK 69.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

*BOOOOOOOP*

*BEEEEEEEEEP*

*BEEP* *BEEP*
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: BadBeast on August 29, 2011, 12:50:34 PM
Stop flicking yuor bean.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
CALL 911 FOR EMTS
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Epimetheus on August 29, 2011, 03:23:41 PM
You have been Blessed. Enjoy it while it lasts, ye Chosen!
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: PopeTom on August 29, 2011, 06:16:39 PM
Sit back, relax, and enjoy it.

Once the seizure is over smoke a cigarette.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: BadBeast on August 29, 2011, 07:07:14 PM
Superglue your pissflaps together in case anything nasty escapes. (Better safe than sorry)
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 07:09:12 PM
...how is this different from any other day...?
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: navkat on August 30, 2011, 11:12:55 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
CALL 911 FOR EMTS

I can't help you.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/crankdonkey/CurtainsCake.jpg)
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: BadBeast on August 30, 2011, 12:02:07 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 11:12:55 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 29, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
CALL 911 FOR EMTS

I can't help you.

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/crankdonkey/CurtainsCake.jpg)
I fapped!
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:24:15 PM
That cupcake looks disturbingly like it's made partially from refried beans.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Eve Hill on August 30, 2011, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 29, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
PUT A RAW HIDE STRIP BETWEEN ITS LIPS SO IT DOESN'T SHATTER ITS TEETH!

:spit:
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:36:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:vom:
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Fractalbeard on August 31, 2011, 05:12:29 AM
Heh, beef curtains.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:x

What's the pink goo?
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2011, 07:37:55 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 30, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
It's meat.

This girl I know made it.

:x

What's the pink goo?

Joo gotta be more specific--the inside goo or outside goo...?
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
The outside goo.

From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.

And a bone clit.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: navkat on August 31, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
Jesus.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
The outside goo.

From the inside, I'm seeing it as raw meat, bean dip/liver pate, pink goo with burned bacon or something.

And a bone clit.  :horrormirth:

Outer lips with hair = pink and black frosting.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: BadBeast on September 03, 2011, 10:51:53 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:
Nobdy ate that mess.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: navkat on September 04, 2011, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:

WRONG.

Someone got paid $5 to eat it.
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 04, 2011, 03:42:45 AM
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 03:37:14 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 08:41:01 PM
Please tell me nobody ate that mess.  :horrormirth:

WRONG.

Someone got paid $5 to eat it.

YES. AND THEY SPENT THE MONEY ON MD 2020 AND $2 "LITTLE CIGARS".
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:53:27 AM
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?
Title: Re: HALP! MY VAGINA IS HAVIN A SEIZURE!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 04, 2011, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: navkat on September 04, 2011, 06:53:27 AM
YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS?

DOES ONE OF THEM HAVE A DEFORMED NEKKID GURL TATTOOED ON HIS FACE?