I'd like to ask for a moment of silence in remembrance of PD.com posters who were tragically eaten during the British riots:
Payne
Pixie
Richter
Squiddy
Remington
Iason
BDS
Nast
Dr James Semaj
And
the other one.
I will be masturbating on their graves, like they would have wanted. :cry::1fap:
Make certain you dribble, or have very non - conductive semen. My testament calls for cremation and burial at sea. The grave site contains my memorial Tesla coil / cenotaph.
How long before we can have every single one of them rolling in their gr-...er...stomachs?
Quote from: Richter on August 30, 2011, 01:46:48 AM
Make certain you dribble, or have very non - conductive semen. My testament calls for cremation and burial at sea. The grave site contains my memorial Tesla coil / cenotaph.
You're not supposed to TELL! Now he won't do it. How am I supposed to measure how far the thing will throw him if you WARN him?
Oh I don't intend to bring it to culmination.
I will stand vigil, a silent and contemplative guardian mourning the deceased staring as though through a wall beyond the horizon, fapping vigorously, dutifully.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2011, 03:11:36 AM
Oh I don't intend to bring it to culmination.
I will stand vigil, a silent and contemplative guardian mourning the deceased staring as though through a wall beyond the horizon, fapping vigorously, dutifully.
There has to be fog too. It just isn't BRITISH otherwise.
Stiff upper lip, chaps.
This gives me an opportunity to crochet memorial stone/headstone/cremation-urn doilies.
Payne?? Payne got eaten? Nooooooo, I refuse to believe it. Not Payne. :x
No one could be that hungry :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2011, 09:05:18 AM
Payne?? Payne got eaten? Nooooooo, I refuse to believe it. Not Payne. :x
No one could be that hungry :lulz:
I've seen pics of people from Southampton.
Well, they call them people. Personally, I have doubts.
Artist's impressions, surely? We all know 'people' from Southampton don't show up on film!
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
How are Southamptonians not like preying mantises?
Sometimes they aren't green.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
he's in the bath. he wont be on for a bit cos we have D&D tonight.
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 05:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
he's in the bath. he wont be on for a bit cos we have D&D tonight.
YE GAWDS, WOMAN! NEVER LET A SCOTSMAN TAKE A BATH! THERE'S NOTHING UNDERNEATH THE GRIME!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 05:51:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 05:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
he's in the bath. he wont be on for a bit cos we have D&D tonight.
YE GAWDS, WOMAN! NEVER LET A SCOTSMAN TAKE A BATH! THERE'S NOTHING UNDERNEATH THE GRIME!
OH NO
SHE WASHED PAYNE!!!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 05:51:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 05:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 02:03:20 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 30, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
:argh!:
IM NOT DEAD!
Oh, so you were one of the ones eating people.
*squints*
Where's Payne?
he's in the bath. he wont be on for a bit cos we have D&D tonight.
YE GAWDS, WOMAN! NEVER LET A SCOTSMAN TAKE A BATH! THERE'S NOTHING UNDERNEATH THE GRIME!
OH NO
SHE WASHED PAYNE!!!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
AND THERE WAS NUFFING LEFT BUT HIS GLASS EYE. :cry:
nothing underneath the grime but sexay. :mrgreen:
Bump for the ghost of Remmy.