Today I found out that a certain someone that we all know is quitting his job. I can't fucking BELIEVE this guy. He's got so many people depending on him, most of them kids, and he's just blowing them off. Why? I asked him. Why are you doing this? He tells me, he says, "It's just too stressful. I can't deal with it anymore."
I ask him, dude, what do you even DO all day? What's so damn stressful that you can't deal with your job? He shrugs at me. I tell him I think he's just looking for an excuse to be a lazy bum, which he denies instantly.
I ask him, what about your kids, man? What about all your kids who NEED you? He says to me, "They're going to have to do without. Lots of people do, they're going to have to start sometime, too."
I say, Christ, it's not like you don't get time off. Why don't you just take a trip to somewhere? Obviously in this economy it wouldn't be very far, but a day trip would be doable and be relaxing at the same time. Take your woman with you, leave the kids at home, have a nice day, or even two. But don't QUIT. And he says to me, "It's none of your business."
I never thought I'd say this, guys, but I have a little less than four months' time to change his mind, and I need your help.
It's up to us to save Christmas.
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
:argh!:
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FREEKY WINS.
:alevil:
:mittens:
i dont get it. :sad:
Quote from: Pixie on August 31, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
i dont get it. :sad:
Think of every bad Christmas animated special you've ever seen.
The fat bastard is ALWAYS looking for an excuse to cancel Christmas.
Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.
Balls.
Some kid and a cute animal will come along and save it.
Yeah yeah, and Halloween will take it over.
NM.
Hey, someone has to play the pessimist, here. :?
Suu, I think you missed the point completely. That's all right, though. No sweat. :)
Also, Dok just got home and told me what he really thought about the OP, and I :lulz: There was lots of howling, and something about I'm a terrorist.
Hahahaha. I took it seriously, even the last line, till I saw the first few comments. :x:hi5::p
:spit:
Is all I have to say.
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
:tgrr:
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 11:34:03 PM
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:
Yeah, she had me going there, for awhile, too.
Ahahahahahaaaa! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:magick:
I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:
It was a fucking brilliant post, btw. Freeky.
Yes. Yes it was.
Thank you. :D
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 31, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Ahahahahahaaaa! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:magick:
I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:
Oh HELL yes!
You are fucking disturbed in the head. :lulz: :lulz:
:mittens:
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside. The fat fuck is copping out too.
Let's look at what it would do though.
It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE. No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.
The kids? The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit.
Adults? We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along. I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great. That means we can get together on our OWN though. We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.
:lulz: :argh!:
:cramstipated:
BESTEST POST EVAH IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. CHINA TOO.
But I still wish xmas was 86'ed.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 01, 2011, 03:40:27 AM
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.
:lulz: :argh!:
:cramstipated:
I've talked about my ex enough on here that I think that is where most people went to think first. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside. The fat fuck is copping out too.
Let's look at what it would do though.
It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE. No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.
The kids? The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit.
Adults? We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along. I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great. That means we can get together on our OWN though. We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
:eek: Egads, you're right! And it would mean no more obligations to turning up at family functions, or any other kind, where being ostracized is a 100% certainty.
No more family fights over stupid bullcrap, no more whining because the kids didn't get the right color Nintendo 3DS, no more having to listen to the shrieking children get into fights because the older one is a bully or whatever. No more carols on the radio (listening to the wind is better), no more truly masterful Stupid Commercials, and, not least of which, we wouldn't have to hear about how Christmas was almost cancelled but was saved just in the nick of time by some kid and adorable sidekick.
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
The holidays sucked last year. Trying not to think too much about this year.
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
Someone should do a horror flick where those turn into mutants like Chucky or Gremlins and attack a whole village of white middle class idiots and their children.
ATTACK OF THE HULADANCING SANTAS!
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
My grandmother asked my grandfather to say grace at Christmas dinner once. Why she thought that was a good idea I'll never know, but here's his prayer:
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!! :argh!:
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!! :argh!:
Sure they do. If you look like you're tossing money into their fancy, oversized begging bowls, you can get right up next to them. Grab the bell, run like hell. Toss down nearest sewer grate. If you blive in a part of the country with real weather, nobody will even question the ski mask and gloves...