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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM

Title: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
Today I found out that a certain someone that we all know is quitting his job.  I can't fucking BELIEVE this guy.  He's got so many people depending on him, most of them kids, and he's just blowing them off.  Why? I asked him.  Why are you doing this?  He tells me, he says, "It's just too stressful.  I can't deal with it anymore."

I ask him, dude, what do you even DO all day?  What's so damn stressful that you can't deal with your job?  He shrugs at me.  I tell him I think he's just looking for an excuse to be a lazy bum, which he denies instantly.

I ask him, what about your kids, man?  What about all your kids who NEED you?  He says to me, "They're going to have to do without.  Lots of people do, they're going to have to start sometime, too."

I say, Christ, it's not like you don't get time off.  Why don't you just take a trip to somewhere?  Obviously in this economy it wouldn't be very far, but a day trip would be doable and be relaxing at the same time.  Take your woman with you, leave the kids at home, have a nice day, or even two.  But don't QUIT.  And he says to me, "It's none of your business."

I never thought I'd say this, guys, but I have a little less than four months' time to change his mind, and I need your help.

It's up to us to save Christmas.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 31, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT


:argh!:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 08:10:07 PM
FLAWLESS VICTORY

FREEKY WINS.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2011, 08:16:33 PM
 :alevil:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Luna on August 31, 2011, 08:29:32 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 31, 2011, 08:10:07 PM
FLAWLESS VICTORY

FREEKY WINS.

This.   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 31, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
i dont get it. :sad:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: Pixie on August 31, 2011, 09:24:25 PM
i dont get it. :sad:

Think of every bad Christmas animated special you've ever seen.

The fat bastard is ALWAYS looking for an excuse to cancel Christmas.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 09:31:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
Christmas is fucking canceled. Deal with it.

Balls.

Some kid and a cute animal will come along and save it.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2011, 09:39:54 PM
Yeah yeah, and Halloween will take it over.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 09:40:52 PM
NM.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2011, 09:44:11 PM
Hey, someone has to play the pessimist, here.  :?
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 11:17:21 PM
Suu, I think you missed the point completely.  That's all right, though.  No sweat. :)


Also, Dok just got home and told me what he really thought about the OP, and I :lulz:  There was lots of howling, and something about I'm a terrorist.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Epimetheus on August 31, 2011, 11:25:10 PM
Hahahaha. I took it seriously, even the last line, till I saw the first few comments. :x:hi5::p
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Kurt Christ on August 31, 2011, 11:29:04 PM
 :spit:
Is all I have to say.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 11:29:44 PM
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2011, 11:30:23 PM
 :tgrr:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2011, 11:34:03 PM
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Luna on August 31, 2011, 11:50:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 11:34:03 PM
DAMN YOU, FREEKY! :argh!:

Yeah, she had me going there, for awhile, too.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Ahahahahahaaaa!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:magick:

I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2011, 11:59:35 PM
It was a fucking brilliant post, btw. Freeky.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2011, 12:02:16 AM
Yes. Yes it was.


Thank you. :D
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2011, 12:09:20 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 31, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Ahahahahahaaaa!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:magick:

I can see why trolling can be such a lot of fun, now. :lulz:

Oh HELL yes!
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Don Coyote on September 01, 2011, 01:05:29 AM
You are fucking disturbed in the head. :lulz: :lulz:

:mittens:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside.  The fat fuck is copping out too.

Let's look at what it would do though.

It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE.  No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.

The kids?  The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit. 
Adults?  We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along.  I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great.  That means we can get together on our OWN though.  We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 01, 2011, 03:40:27 AM
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.

:lulz:  :argh!:   


:cramstipated:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2011, 05:38:11 AM
BESTEST POST EVAH IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. CHINA TOO.

But I still wish xmas was 86'ed.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 01, 2011, 03:40:27 AM
I was running through the list of people I know in AZ or know of on PD that Freeky would be talkin' about. Then I read the last line.

:lulz:  :argh!:   


:cramstipated:


I've talked about my ex enough on here that I think that is where most people went to think first. :lulz: 

Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2011, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
Ok, I'll grant you, it sucks on the outside.  The fat fuck is copping out too.

Let's look at what it would do though.

It would take a lot of stres off EVERYONE.  No shopping, no pre-new years crunch, no fucked in the ass stupid driving on xmas eve.

The kids?  The little fucks are jsut jazzed up to get shit. 
Adults?  We get together, sometimes with people we KNOW we shouldn't, again on the promise of free crap, and the expectation of getting along.  I mean, I'm crazy lucky, my folks are great.  That means we can get together on our OWN though.  We can have a celebration on our own time that fits our mutual fmaily interests and traditions, and are not shoehorned into the expectations of a fat fuck and "not even legal to for preschool" jesus.
YOu ralize what this cold mean?
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.
:eek:  Egads, you're right!  And it would mean no more obligations to turning up at family functions, or any other kind, where being ostracized is a 100% certainty.

No more family fights over stupid bullcrap, no more whining because the kids didn't get the right color Nintendo 3DS, no more having to listen to the shrieking children get into fights because the older one is a bully or whatever.  No more carols on the radio (listening to the wind is better), no more truly masterful Stupid Commercials, and, not least of which, we wouldn't have to hear about how Christmas was almost cancelled but was saved just in the nick of time by some kid and adorable sidekick.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Luna on September 01, 2011, 03:44:23 PM
The holidays sucked last year.  Trying not to think too much about this year.
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Jenne on September 01, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

Someone should do a horror flick where those turn into mutants like Chucky or Gremlins and attack a whole village of white middle class idiots and their children.

ATTACK OF THE HULADANCING SANTAS!
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: deadfong on September 01, 2011, 06:51:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 03:20:13 AM
We wouldn't have to listen to Dad say grace.

My grandmother asked my grandfather to say grace at Christmas dinner once.  Why she thought that was a good idea I'll never know, but here's his prayer:

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Post by: Luna on September 01, 2011, 06:58:41 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Quote from: Pancho on September 01, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
I'm fucking glad it's cancelled. That way I won't have to listen to fucking christmas songs in September.

And those little Dancing Santas. *shudder*

And those damned bells in front of every store. DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

THE FUCKERS NEVER STOP!!  :argh!:

Sure they do.  If you look like you're tossing money into their fancy, oversized begging bowls, you can get right up next to them. Grab the bell, run like hell.  Toss down nearest sewer grate.  If you blive in a part of the country with real weather, nobody will even question the ski mask and gloves...