Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 06:14:57 PM

Title: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 06:14:57 PM
GIVE EMILY SOME OF DAT GOOD LOVING, DIMO!
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Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
You're a bad man, and you do bad thing.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 06:36:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 01, 2011, 06:34:35 PM
You're a bad man, and you do bad thing.

I am so bored that I can no longer be held accountable for my actions.

I believe I shall torment Mike for a while.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dimocritus on September 01, 2011, 06:37:40 PM
I'm sorry, Dok. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2011, 10:42:10 PM
Rumors of what I did to my co workers are HIGHLY unfounded.  I did it worse, and left them twtiching on stakes Tepes - style.  (Ass -to - mouth)

The rest are now the vassals of my new warlord state, and are farming strange fruit from the odd floodplain soil of Warwick.

Join me Dimo, be my dog of war.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: iarmit on September 02, 2011, 12:28:08 AM
...do I still get Conanicut?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 02:36:16 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2011, 10:42:10 PM
Rumors of what I did to my co workers are HIGHLY unfounded.  I did it worse, and left them twtiching on stakes Tepes - style.  (Ass -to - mouth)

The rest are now the vassals of my new warlord state, and are farming strange fruit from the odd floodplain soil of Warwick.

Join me Dimo, be my dog of war.

I'm game.

Also, who the hell is Mike?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Suu on September 02, 2011, 03:16:43 AM
Sorry guys, I had to put the Principality on lockdown while I go on my diplomatic mission to Cape Cod. The Pell Bridge RPGs are armed, so don't be foolish.

Oh, and all that needless construction on the Mt. Hope? My new orbital platform launcher, but no worries, all weapons in that part of the bay are strictly pointed at Fall River.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
It's hard to wage a bloody feud against the heathens when I keep getting them and my friends confused. So lets do it this way, why don't you all just tell me which ones are the heathens, and I'll get to the ol' choppy-choppy.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 02, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
It's hard to wage a bloody feud against the heathens when I keep getting them and my friends confused. So lets do it this way, why don't you all just tell me which ones are the heathens, and I'll get to the ol' choppy-choppy.

I'm sorry, what's wrong with the heathens again?  Just to clarify why you and I are at war......

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
See, that's the thing. From each persons reference frame, the other guy is the heathen. There's only one solution.

30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE, NO HOLDS BARRED, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, DEATH MATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 02, 2011, 05:06:29 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
See, that's the thing. From each persons reference frame, the other guy is the heathen. There's only one solution.

30 MAN ROYAL RUMBLE, NO HOLDS BARRED, EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES, DEATH MATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Rhode Island declares martial law.
Post by: Suu on September 02, 2011, 05:20:30 PM
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