I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.
To make matters worse, my wife is watching "Bachelor Pad."
Seriously... "Vapid" is a severe understatement. At first I hung on, hoping they were trying to be ironic, then I thought "well, maybe it's just poorly acted script." When I started gnawing on the coffee table I realized that... not only are there people out there like this, but we pay a lot of attention to them.
Things is bad.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.
I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.
I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.
:mittens:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.
I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 13, 2011, 03:29:55 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 13, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
I'm having the worst colitis attack right now, and it sucks really bad. Basically, I'm farting blood and brown mucous 12-15 times a day.
I think you need to get off the couch and take your talents to public transit.
If he winds up on my bus, I WILL stuff his ass out the window.
(Note, the windows on our busses do not open. This will cause me to actually do some work, and will make me cranky.)
Tell you what. I'll vacuum seal a whole gallon's worth of dysentery and send it to whoever thinks they can make use of it.
If my pain can be someone's lluzl, it'll be worth it
Sure thing, my mailing address is
Trip's Office
State Insurance Building
1100 San Jacinto
Austin, Texas 78701