:news:
HE IS USING MINDLAZORZ ON YOU!!!!!!!!
:omg:
There is hope.
:remaincalm:
Help is on the way.
:putin:
In conjunction with :supertard: and his merry :teabagger1:
Are on their way to save us from Doktor Howl and his League of Not Very Murrikans
:bob: :spag: :curly: And The Demon Queen :tyra:
IF YOU ACT QUICKLY SALVATION CAN BE YOURS!!!!!
:cheney:
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS!!!!!
:rush:
SHUT IT!!!
:cheney:
But just then
:suu:
And then all :cramstipated:
And it was mustaches everyfuckingwhere
:ohnotache:
:lulz:
Awesome, Coyote. :lulz:
:mittens:
Citizen Coyote.
Please report to the nearest reeducation center.
This is not a request.
This is also not an order.
You are, however, expected to comply.
You're not a fucking socialist or worse, a democrat, are you?
No. Let's not speak anymore of mind lasers.
Just report to Building 534. We will take care of the rest.
Hope you like Ludwig Van.
I hate to break it to you Coyote, but you may have teh Discrodian*.
My condolences and hope for a speedy recovery.
* Pronunciation key: da SCROTE ee uhn