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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 03:20:54 AM

Title: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 03:20:54 AM
It's becoming normal.  This is a DESERT.  That is defined as:

a : arid land with usually sparse vegetation; especially : such land having a very warm climate and receiving less than 25 centimeters (10 inches) of sporadic rainfall annually

WE'VE HAD 6 INCHES OF RAINFALL THIS FUCKING MONTH.  THE MOLD ON MY JUNK HAS MOLD OF ITS OWN.

IS FOR STOPPING NOW.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Kai on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
 :lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Freeky on September 13, 2011, 03:37:50 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
:lulz:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Luna on September 13, 2011, 03:39:50 AM
The rain's come looking for Roger.  It misses him...
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.

I am NOT HAVING THIS SHIT.

I put up with weirdos on my streets and in my government.  I put up with lousy drivers and scorching heat.  I put up with entitled fat people in Rascal scooters1.  Why do I put up with these things?

To get away from cold & rain.

This is BULLSHIT.




1  Okay, so I don't technically "put up with" them.  But the thought is what counts.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:13:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.

NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING'S WASHED DOWN THE GULLY TO SAHUARITA.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....

All of my holy messages went downstream.   :sad:

Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Luna on September 13, 2011, 02:26:13 PM
Hey, Dok,
That little green package I sent ya...  this shit is what it's for...
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 13, 2011, 02:33:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....

All of my holy messages went downstream.   :sad:

Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.

:cry:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 13, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.

Bullshit it is. Scotland is cold and wet and mostly stinks of wino-piss. Same as ever. Either climate change is a myth or we're the fucking answer and you better hope it's the former cos if Scotland is the answer to your problems you're so far beyond fucked even Frankie Boyle wouldn't be able to laugh at you.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 13, 2011, 03:58:34 PM
DOKTOR HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAIN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 13, 2011, 11:31:38 PM
im still trying to drown Phoenix. And I have dental surgery on Thursday. This week does not look good for Arizona. :lulz:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2011, 02:16:13 PM
I'm really very far away from Phoenix, can you aim just a little better pretty please!!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 14, 2011, 04:26:39 PM
MY AIM HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHODDY!  :argh!:

Its part of the appeal.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Suu on September 14, 2011, 04:36:53 PM
I'm very much enjoying a beautiful September here in New England.  8)
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 15, 2011, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.

"and on other days, it just rains."
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Suu on September 15, 2011, 11:17:49 PM
This just came up on my Skywarn updates:

Quote2 Ne Tucson, AZ Fire dept/rescue rprts FLASH FLOOD @ 02:45 PM MST Swift water rescue near benson highway and palo verde. water 2-3 feet deep

Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2011, 11:45:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2011, 11:17:49 PM
This just came up on my Skywarn updates:

Quote2 Ne Tucson, AZ Fire dept/rescue rprts FLASH FLOOD @ 02:45 PM MST Swift water rescue near benson highway and palo verde. water 2-3 feet deep

Jesus Christ.

Yep.  I saw a couple of big dark cloud bunches sort of collide together on the way home, and then it was THE END OF THE GODDAMN WORLD like twenty mintues after I walked in the door.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Suu on September 16, 2011, 12:35:43 AM
Well, stay safe out there.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2011, 12:41:03 AM
We're mostly fine up here.  That warning was for further down in he valley, lowlander country.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:14:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:

Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.

I am NOT HAVING THIS SHIT.

I put up with weirdos on my streets and in my government.  I put up with lousy drivers and scorching heat.  I put up with entitled fat people in Rascal scooters1.  Why do I put up with these things?

To get away from cold & rain.

This is BULLSHIT.




1  Okay, so I don't technically "put up with" them.  But the thought is what counts.

It gets worse. Rain makes the hipsters grow. Why do you think there are so many shoegazing emo bands in the NW? You can't shoegaze very effectively under a bright, looming sun, now can you?

Bwahahaha
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:17:44 AM
Maybe you're about to get a break... we just got a hint of rain. Ah, sweet, comforting, familiar overcast!
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Luna on September 16, 2011, 02:00:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

Damn.  Mud forming right in the air?

I have got to make the pilgrimage some day.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 16, 2011, 02:33:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

I have been in pain, sorry
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
Every morning I get up at 7 am to make the little offsprings sack lunches and see them off to school.

Why do I do this? They appear not care.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Luna on September 16, 2011, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
Every morning I get up at 7 am to make the little offsprings sack lunches and see them off to school.

Why do I do this? They appear not care.

Want to see if they care?

Stop doing it.  Leave note telling them where is peanut butter, and sleep in.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 04:09:35 PM
Why the hell did I post that in this thread? :? Complete random non-sequitur. I think I thought I was posting in Open Bar. That's what I get for being up early...
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Luna on September 16, 2011, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.

Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl.  Ewg.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2011, 05:15:14 PM
The size of MY fist, that's average for a tarantula.  Dok's is twice the size of mine, so yeah, that's a bit on the big size.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:16:40 PM
I never saw even one tarantula when I was there. :( M.L. said he saw one on the road, but I missed it.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.

Visibility about 3 inches.

Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.

You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.

Raining Mud:  Tucson does it.

Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.

I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.

Could be worse.  Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.

I'm sort of liking this trend.

Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl.  Ewg.

On a positive note, I finally found something that frightens TGG!   :lulz:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 16, 2011, 05:54:39 PM
Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:55:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 16, 2011, 05:54:39 PM
Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?

Fuck no.  I'd pull back a stump.  A poisoned stump.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2011, 08:42:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.

Shit like that is being added to the list of shit to do when I finally go to Portland. :lulz:
Title: Re: PIXIE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TURN THIS FUCKING RAIN OFF.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 18, 2011, 09:02:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.

But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.

I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.

:lulz: