It's becoming normal. This is a DESERT. That is defined as:
a : arid land with usually sparse vegetation; especially : such land having a very warm climate and receiving less than 25 centimeters (10 inches) of sporadic rainfall annually
WE'VE HAD 6 INCHES OF RAINFALL THIS FUCKING MONTH. THE MOLD ON MY JUNK HAS MOLD OF ITS OWN.
IS FOR STOPPING NOW.
:lulz:
Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:
Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
:lulz:
The rain's come looking for Roger. It misses him...
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:
Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
I am NOT HAVING THIS SHIT.
I put up with weirdos on my streets and in my government. I put up with lousy drivers and scorching heat. I put up with entitled fat people in Rascal scooters
1. Why do I put up with these things?
To get away from cold & rain.
This is BULLSHIT.
1 Okay, so I don't
technically "put up with" them. But the thought is what counts.
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING'S WASHED DOWN THE GULLY TO SAHUARITA.
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....
All of my holy messages went downstream. :sad:
Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.
Hey, Dok,
That little green package I sent ya... this shit is what it's for...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 13, 2011, 02:22:31 PM
The obvious answer is to send a holy message downstream.....
All of my holy messages went downstream. :sad:
Even the Tea Party office's doorstep is clean.
:cry:
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
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Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
Bullshit it is. Scotland is cold and wet and mostly stinks of wino-piss. Same as ever. Either climate change is a myth or we're the fucking answer and you better hope it's the former cos if Scotland is the answer to your problems you're so far beyond fucked even Frankie Boyle wouldn't be able to laugh at you.
DOKTOR HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAIN BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im still trying to drown Phoenix. And I have dental surgery on Thursday. This week does not look good for Arizona. :lulz:
I'm really very far away from Phoenix, can you aim just a little better pretty please!!! :lulz:
MY AIM HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHODDY! :argh!:
Its part of the appeal.
I'm very much enjoying a beautiful September here in New England. 8)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 13, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
NOTHING IS TRUE, EVERYTHING IS UNDER WATER.
"and on other days, it just rains."
This just came up on my Skywarn updates:
Quote2 Ne Tucson, AZ Fire dept/rescue rprts FLASH FLOOD @ 02:45 PM MST Swift water rescue near benson highway and palo verde. water 2-3 feet deep
Jesus Christ.
Quote from: Suu on September 15, 2011, 11:17:49 PM
This just came up on my Skywarn updates:
Quote2 Ne Tucson, AZ Fire dept/rescue rprts FLASH FLOOD @ 02:45 PM MST Swift water rescue near benson highway and palo verde. water 2-3 feet deep
Jesus Christ.
Yep. I saw a couple of big dark cloud bunches sort of collide together on the way home, and then it was THE END OF THE GODDAMN WORLD like twenty mintues after I walked in the door.
Well, stay safe out there.
We're mostly fine up here. That warning was for further down in he valley, lowlander country.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on September 13, 2011, 03:32:05 AM
:lulz:
Climate's changing, Dok. Better get used to it. "The mountains will be engulfed and the valleys parched," or some shit like that.
I am NOT HAVING THIS SHIT.
I put up with weirdos on my streets and in my government. I put up with lousy drivers and scorching heat. I put up with entitled fat people in Rascal scooters1. Why do I put up with these things?
To get away from cold & rain.
This is BULLSHIT.
1 Okay, so I don't technically "put up with" them. But the thought is what counts.
It gets worse. Rain makes the hipsters grow. Why do you think there are so many shoegazing emo bands in the NW? You can't shoegaze very effectively under a bright, looming sun, now can you?
Bwahahaha
Maybe you're about to get a break... we just got a hint of rain. Ah, sweet, comforting, familiar overcast!
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
Damn. Mud forming right in the air?
I have got to make the pilgrimage some day.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
I have been in pain, sorry
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Every morning I get up at 7 am to make the little offsprings sack lunches and see them off to school.
Why do I do this? They appear not care.
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:38:58 PM
Every morning I get up at 7 am to make the little offsprings sack lunches and see them off to school.
Why do I do this? They appear not care.
Want to see if they care?
Stop doing it. Leave note telling them where is peanut butter, and sleep in.
Why the hell did I post that in this thread? :? Complete random non-sequitur. I think I thought I was posting in Open Bar. That's what I get for being up early...
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Raining Mud: Tucson does it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Raining Mud: Tucson does it.
Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.
I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Raining Mud: Tucson does it.
Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.
I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.
Could be worse. Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.
I'm sort of liking this trend.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Raining Mud: Tucson does it.
Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.
I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.
Could be worse. Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.
I'm sort of liking this trend.
Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl. Ewg.
The size of MY fist, that's average for a tarantula. Dok's is twice the size of mine, so yeah, that's a bit on the big size.
I never saw even one tarantula when I was there. :( M.L. said he saw one on the road, but I missed it.
Quote from: Luna on September 16, 2011, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 01:54:34 PM
Drove home last night in the middle of a dust storm that was colliding with a rain storm.
Visibility about 3 inches.
Dok,
Drives using the force as his guide, stops for nothing.
You know, I have seen both the dust storms and the rain storms there, and that is a HORRIFYING image.
Raining Mud: Tucson does it.
Next: Tucson Rains Snakes.
I sincerely believe this will happen within the next year.
Could be worse. Last night, I had a tarantula out by the front door the size of my fucking fist, NOT including the legs.
I'm sort of liking this trend.
Spiders THAT big, I claim the right to shriek like a little girl. Ewg.
On a positive note, I finally found something that frightens TGG! :lulz:
Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 16, 2011, 05:54:39 PM
Can you, like, put it on a leash or something?
Fuck no. I'd pull back a stump. A poisoned stump.
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.
But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.
But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.
I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.
But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.
I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.
Shit like that is being added to the list of shit to do when I finally go to Portland. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2011, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 18, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
It's raining. Now I can get back to bitching about the damp and overcast.
But on the plus side, it's hipster weather. I just need to finish my hipster camouflage.
I heard that if you go down to the coffeeshop with a tin of Altoids and hold reeaaally still, sometimes you can get one to take mints directly from your hand.
:lulz: