Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set
QuoteIn a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.
Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."
Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
:lulz: Death by badger!
,,, There are no words for this....
I thought there would be very little that could top the title of this thread.
After discovering this was the dwarf doppelganger of Gordon Ramsay, I decided I was wrong.
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.
Wait... Suicide by badger?
Quote from: Faust on September 15, 2011, 12:00:33 PM
Badgers need to be wiped out because of the danger they pose towards Terian Lanister.
Not to give away the plot of any further episodes/books of
A Song of Fire and Ice but...yes, Tyrion Lannister is assassinated by a crack squad of badgers, hired by Littlefinger and operating out of Braavos. It's very tragic, he never even sees them coming.
Is this story legit?
I'm having a hard time believing this one.
It was, apparently, first reported by the Sunday Sport. There is some speculation out there that this means it may be...less than factual...
This is too good to be true.
If this is proven false, I will stomp on a kitten.
This is EPIC. It had better be true.
So that's what Badger of God has been up to since she left.
"Suicide by Badger"? :lulz: Come ON.