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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Luna on September 17, 2011, 06:25:17 PM

Title: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Luna on September 17, 2011, 06:25:17 PM
Looking at all of these gathered in one place is enough to make you puke.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/the-consequences-of-evil-republican-legislation-since-2010
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2011, 07:41:51 PM
That's actually frightening.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Luna on September 17, 2011, 08:05:06 PM
Dok's right.

People keep voting these shit-for-brains morons in, all that's left is gonna be to hang on and enjoy the free-fall.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Juana on September 17, 2011, 10:52:11 PM
Absolutely vile.

Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.
I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Worm Rider on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Bruno on September 17, 2011, 11:24:39 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 17, 2011, 10:52:11 PM
Absolutely vile.

Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.
I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.

I think dicketry is an inherent property of not only life, but the entire space/time continuum itself.

Examine this picture of Cosmic microwave background radiation.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/WMAP_2010.png/220px-WMAP_2010.png)

I can see goatse in that. Plain as day.

And the power spectrum of the cosmic microwave background radiation temperature anisotropy in terms of the angular scale is clearly flipping us off.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/PowerSpectrumExt.svg/300px-PowerSpectrumExt.svg.png)
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Juana on September 17, 2011, 11:34:04 PM
Quote from: Fred Roont on September 17, 2011, 11:24:39 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 17, 2011, 10:52:11 PM
Absolutely vile.

Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2011, 08:28:07 PM
The reason this civilization was doomed before it even got going is that it is completely dependent on having someone to oppress.
I think it's inevitable in every civilization, ever, that it will be like that. Or will come to be so, eventually.

I think dicketry is an inherent property of not only life, but the entire space/time continuum itself.

Examine this picture of Cosmic microwave background radiation.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/WMAP_2010.png/220px-WMAP_2010.png)

I can see goatse in that. Plain as day.

And the power spectrum of the cosmic microwave background radiation temperature anisotropy in terms of the angular scale is clearly flipping us off.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/PowerSpectrumExt.svg/300px-PowerSpectrumExt.svg.png)
I believe you may be correct.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Juana on September 17, 2011, 11:35:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?
It's pure :tgrr: but it's there.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Worm Rider on September 17, 2011, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.

Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:41:51 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.



Um...


Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 17, 2011, 11:43:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:41:51 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:38:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 17, 2011, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

Where's the funny?  Don't you see it?

The fucking politicians are strangling the life out of the goddamn country, and the idiots who elected them are cheering them for it.  They're going to keep right on cheering as they lose their jobs, their homes, every thing they have ever bloody well cared about in their lives.  Fuck, the politicians aren't even going to let them make their own medical decisions or control their own bodies...  And they're going to keep right on cheering.

Isn't that fucking hysterical?

Yes. Hilarious. I can't wait till they try to make masturbation illegal. Now that would be funny.



Um...


Michigan law prescribes five years in prison for a man who engages "in acts of gross indecency, either in public or private." This includes mutual masturbation by two men or the simple act of solitary masturbation.

:fap:, oh, but not in Michigan  :cry:
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Juana on September 18, 2011, 01:20:59 AM
:lulz: Small government in action, right thar.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 04:25:50 AM
Good god! You keep hoping that it will end at some point but that list just goes on and on and on...
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Luna on September 19, 2011, 11:00:58 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 19, 2011, 04:25:50 AM
Good god! You keep hoping that it will end at some point but that list just goes on and on and on...

There is no end to stupid, and no end to the number of morons willing to elect it into office.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2011, 06:47:25 PM
It didn't surprise me. I don't want all of what they did on one webpage, I want all of THEM in one place and somebody to fly over them and dump a massive load of catshit.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 17, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
I'm having a hard time finding this funny.

This ain't gonna be your century.  Just saying.

It's all funny, PM.  It's laughing til your throat bleeds stuff, and I - for one - will never say "enough", not until all you bastards declare me your king.  Once I am your absolute monarch, and you're all Thinking For Yourselves™, I will fix everything.  Forever.
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
QuoteMichigan passed a Financial Martial Law bill, which essentially established a Republican dictatorship in place of democracy by turning over to unelected emergency managers the powers to supersede legally elected local governments without oversight from those legally constituted local governments.

See?  Now, THAT'S funny!
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2011, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
QuoteMichigan passed a Financial Martial Law bill, which essentially established a Republican dictatorship in place of democracy by turning over to unelected emergency managers the powers to supersede legally elected local governments without oversight from those legally constituted local governments.

See?  Now, THAT'S funny!

More of what they've been asking for!
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 12:24:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2011, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
QuoteMichigan passed a Financial Martial Law bill, which essentially established a Republican dictatorship in place of democracy by turning over to unelected emergency managers the powers to supersede legally elected local governments without oversight from those legally constituted local governments.

See?  Now, THAT'S funny!

More of what they've been asking for!

Who are we to stand in the way of the will of The PeopleTM?
Title: Re: Republican/Teabagger Legislation
Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
Naw, it IS more horroragey than horrormirthy...but in a good way.  You get the collective evil in all one spot, and you can use it to point out the stupid so much easier.  No nitpicky lameass here, it's all meat meat meat.

Though, I have sort of sworn off arguing with the fuckers.  Because really seeing through the blood that drips from my forehead after the I shake off the brickdust gets old after a while.