Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Scribbly on September 18, 2011, 05:27:46 PM

Title: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Scribbly on September 18, 2011, 05:27:46 PM
Gather round, children, because the Demolition Squid has a story for you.


One day, Curly lost his slack, so he set off to find it.

(http://shoprockamerica.com/image.php?productid=2245)
He asked a hippy. The hippy said.
"Hey man, just light up and feel your troubles melt away."
/
(http://theworldhates.com/hippies/files/2009/10/christian-hippy.jpg)
It makes everything fuzzy and warm.
Curly said: "This just makes me slow down. This is not my slack."

(http://www.gweem.net/pictures/stooges/notcurly.jpg)

He asked the spider. The spider said.
"Ssssettle down in front of the TV, your friends and neighbors love it."
/
(http://therookiedc.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/evil_tv_small.jpg)
It was very comfortable. But it was full of lies.

Curly said: "This makes small things great and great things small. This is not my slack."

(http://www.threestooges.net/images/journal_covers/65.jpg)
Curly asked the politician. The politician said.

"War, fear, hate, issues, change, vote, believe, enemies, paranoia."
/
(http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/06/27/14231/obama-lg.jpg)
And that made no sense at all.

And then Curly realized, why am I asking all these other people anyway? THEY can't tell me where MY Slack is. None of them have even a little Slack of their own!
(http://assets.gearlive.com/filmcrunch/blogimages/stooges_curly.jpg)

So Curly went out and tried to find his Slack on his own.

"Is this my Slack?" He wondered.
(http://www.amnesty.ca/site_images/managed/peaceful_protest.jpg)
It is a peaceful protest. It provides a cheerful outlet for security services to watch for potential troublemakers!

"These people are smiling, but there's fear in their eyes." He said. "This is not my Slack."

(http://myles.eftos.id.au/presentations/crazy_hijax/ui/default/three_stooges_clam_chowder.jpg)

"Is this my Slack?" He asked.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71155_423156250093_6724821_n.jpg)
It is an internet protest.

It accomplishes fuck all!

"What the hell is this shit?" He wondered aloud, "This is not my Slack."
"Where is my Slack?" Curly shouted, getting increasingly annoyed.

""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
/
(http://hillaryclinton.us/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/91c17_article-1353166-0D078E92000005DC-673_306x390.jpg)

"This is madness!" Curly giggled, "This is insane!"

"AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
/
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q174/1964_RAC/cid_image007_jpg01CBD33D.jpg)

"That's my Slack."
/
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23400000/Curly-Howard-three-stooges-23436891-250-313.jpg)

And all was right in the world.

(http://shoprockamerica.com/image.php?productid=768)

The End.
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Kai on September 18, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
This is a good illustration of what slack is by actually pointing to it rather than explaining it. Also, I'm glad Curly actually found his slack. :)

Are you planning to make any more "Curly and the Search for Slack" style picture books?
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Scribbly on September 18, 2011, 05:56:06 PM
I'm a sucker for a happy ending.  :)

I hadn't really considered doing more. Inspiration struck... maybe I will!
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2011, 06:09:00 PM
Thanks. I was just thinking about going to look for my Slack.

And Breadhat Man is my fucking hero.
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Scribbly on September 18, 2011, 06:13:12 PM
Breadhat Man is the best.
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 12:31:04 AM
This was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Murmur on September 19, 2011, 04:06:18 AM
Wonderful! I'm so glad Curly found his slack.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 19, 2011, 04:59:37 AM
I love a happy ending.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Where Is My Slack?
Post by: Telarus on September 19, 2011, 06:33:44 AM
:mittens: