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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 03:23:45 AM

Title: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 03:23:45 AM
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2011, 03:50:35 AM
O GOOD GAWD.  :lol:  :lulz:  :lol:
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 20, 2011, 03:51:27 AM
Totalitarian Socialists!!!

:omg:
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Juana on September 20, 2011, 04:09:41 AM
I love that Bush's rockin' derp face is supposed to be demonic. :lulz:
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Freeky on September 20, 2011, 04:29:09 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/JesusChrist.png)

What I saw at one point.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:02:12 PM
Oh AWESOME!
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2011, 06:06:37 PM
I'm going to combine this with 9/11: The Hidden Truth tonight and see how far into the insanity I can go.

Given my lack of sleep, I reckon I can crank it up to a six, easy.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:12:28 PM
The really great thing is that anymore, no level of insanity is deeper than the madness of reality. These conspiracy/alien/satan freaks can't actually come up with anything worse or weirder than what's really going on.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Cain on September 20, 2011, 06:13:49 PM
Are you suggesting conspiracy theory has hit Peak Lizard?
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:12:28 PM
The really great thing is that anymore, no level of insanity is deeper than the madness of reality. These conspiracy/alien/satan freaks can't actually come up with anything worse or weirder than what's really going on.

Their fantasies have an element of scifi to them, know what I mean?

The horror of daily life and government in America is banal.  It's hideous, but it's also boring and tedious...Mostly because at some level, the CT freaks know it's true and that they can't do anything about it.  So they make up bogeymen that chemspray and shapechange, and then they "get the word out" and feel better, while the real monsters fuck them up the pooper AGAIN.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Yes. It would be a relief if aliens and satanic conspiracies were involved, rather than the real horror, which is that ordinary people will commit such monstrosities on humanity over something as grossly banal as more money and power than anyone can ever use.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Yes. It would be a relief if aliens and satanic conspiracies were involved, rather than the real horror, which is that ordinary people will commit such monstrosities on humanity over something as grossly banal as more money and power than anyone can ever use.

Yep.  This is another reason to despise aliens. 

"YOU'RE GONNA PROBE ME IN THE ASS?  BIG DEAL.  BANK OF AMERICA GOT THERE FIRST."

Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Yes. It would be a relief if aliens and satanic conspiracies were involved, rather than the real horror, which is that ordinary people will commit such monstrosities on humanity over something as grossly banal as more money and power than anyone can ever use.

Yep.  This is another reason to despise aliens. 

"YOU'RE GONNA PROBE ME IN THE ASS?  BIG DEAL.  BANK OF AMERICA GOT THERE FIRST."



Anal probing kind of pales in comparison to what Shell is doing in Africa. It's downright benevolent. But we need our SUVs.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:37:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Yes. It would be a relief if aliens and satanic conspiracies were involved, rather than the real horror, which is that ordinary people will commit such monstrosities on humanity over something as grossly banal as more money and power than anyone can ever use.

Yep.  This is another reason to despise aliens. 

"YOU'RE GONNA PROBE ME IN THE ASS?  BIG DEAL.  BANK OF AMERICA GOT THERE FIRST."



Anal probing kind of pales in comparison to what Shell is doing in Africa. It's downright benevolent. But we need our SUVs.

EVERYONE fucks Africa.  You can tell because they're all fighting each other, which is a sure sign that the Western colonial methology still works.

People fighting each other? --->  Could be anything.

People fighting each other, and shit still gets exported?  --->  That's European/Americanism hard at work.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:37:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:25:26 PM
Yes. It would be a relief if aliens and satanic conspiracies were involved, rather than the real horror, which is that ordinary people will commit such monstrosities on humanity over something as grossly banal as more money and power than anyone can ever use.

Yep.  This is another reason to despise aliens. 

"YOU'RE GONNA PROBE ME IN THE ASS?  BIG DEAL.  BANK OF AMERICA GOT THERE FIRST."



Anal probing kind of pales in comparison to what Shell is doing in Africa. It's downright benevolent. But we need our SUVs.

EVERYONE fucks Africa.  You can tell because they're all fighting each other, which is a sure sign that the Western colonial methology still works.

People fighting each other? --->  Could be anything.

People fighting each other, and shit still gets exported?  --->  That's European/Americanism hard at work.

The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.

I know, and that's when I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:46:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:45:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2011, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.

I know, and that's when I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming.

Well, that's what we get for being sleepy, right?  For thinking the long march forward would continue out of habit.

There's a poem called "Litany for Dictatorships" by Stephen Vincent Benet that tells you everything you need to know about that.
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 20, 2011, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2011, 06:13:49 PM
Are you suggesting conspiracy theory has hit Peak Lizard?

Peak-foil, surely?
Title: Re: Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 20, 2011, 10:37:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 20, 2011, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2011, 06:13:49 PM
Are you suggesting conspiracy theory has hit Peak Lizard?

Peak-foil, surely?

No, no. Foil is the alert system which monitors the Lizard levels.

RED FOIL: You put on a red foil hat.
ORANGE FOIL: You put on an orange foil hat.
And so on.