Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on September 22, 2011, 03:32:15 PM

Title: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Suu on September 22, 2011, 03:32:15 PM
PROVIDENCE IS NOT PHOENIX!  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Payne on September 22, 2011, 08:26:46 PM
Haw, that's what you get for living in Rhode Island. Pixie reserves a special place in her heart for RI.
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 22, 2011, 08:26:46 PM
Haw, that's what you get for living in Rhode Island. Pixie reserves a special place in her heart for RI.

Yep.  Don't think of it as "rain" so much as "hosing down the guidos".
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Payne on September 22, 2011, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 22, 2011, 08:26:46 PM
Haw, that's what you get for living in Rhode Island. Pixie reserves a special place in her heart for RI.

Yep.  Don't think of it as "rain" so much as "hosing down the guidos".

It's done from love. A harsh , corrective, sort of love.

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Richter on September 22, 2011, 10:00:14 PM
 :argh!:
I can't dump my motor oil in storm drains, but it's OK for these greasy bastards to be sluiced?  I've got an environmental impact study for them.....
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 10:01:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2011, 10:00:14 PM
:argh!:
I can't dump my motor oil in storm drains, but it's OK for these greasy bastards to be sluiced?  I've got an environmental impact study for them.....


Guidos are, contrary to popular belief, biodegradeable.  Plus, it lubes up the pumping equipment at the sanitation department.
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Luna on September 22, 2011, 10:10:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2011, 10:00:14 PM
:argh!:
I can't dump my motor oil in storm drains, but it's OK for these greasy bastards to be sluiced?  I've got an environmental impact study for them.....


Given the... aroma... on the bus on the way home this evening, I humble request that we sluice them more often and considerably more thoroughly.

Honestly, I've walked into the john after Richter has defiled it, and it was better than the bus today.
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Freeky on September 22, 2011, 10:28:38 PM
More evidence that too much nature is bad for you.  The worst our buses smell is of vomit, and that is rarely.  Even the old buses from the 90s don't smell, and EVERY vehicle or domicile with fixtures or upholstery older than twenty years smells bad.  Bad bad bad.
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Suu on September 23, 2011, 12:02:41 AM
Somehow we ended up with blue sky....


and the change of rain just doubled for Saturday.  :argh!:
Title: Re: PIXIE! NO!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 23, 2011, 11:29:07 AM
my wisdom tooth extraction has messed with my aim.