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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 05:27:47 PM

Title: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 05:27:47 PM
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, VARLET, IN TERMS WE WILL UNDERSTAND.  RANT YOUR POSITION TO US.

RIGHT NOW!

:jihaad:

RIGHT NOW!

:walken:

RIGHT NOW!

:lord:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 05:27:47 PM
RANT YOUR POSITION TO US.

I'M SITTING DOWN
            /
:cramstipated:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Luna on September 26, 2011, 06:44:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 06:32:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 05:27:47 PM
RANT YOUR POSITION TO US.

I'M SITTING DOWN
            /
:cramstipated:

I recognize this may be technically correct, yet am unsatisfied.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 06:46:55 PM
ASK A SILLY QUESTION GET A SILLY ANSWER

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cain on September 26, 2011, 08:24:45 PM
Relate to us your position on West German fiscal policy in the 1950s.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
WEST GERMAN FISCAL POLICY IN THE 1950S IS A WONDERFUL JUSTIFICATION FOR ECONOMIC IMPERIALISM ASS HOLE

:fishhook:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Scribbly on September 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
How do you respond, Professor, to the accusations that YOU are a filthy diabetic?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
         /
:nigel:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 08:46:16 PM
I'M NOT A DIABETIC,
YOAR A DIABETIC

THIS WHOLE FUCKING COURT IS DIABETIC

IT'S ALL LIKE EHHHH EHHHHH ORDER PLEASE

WELL GUESS WHAT, PRINCESS

I WILL SHOOT YOUR DICK




THAT IS ALL
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 09:56:40 PM
This thread DELIVERED.   :lulz:

Just not in the way I expected.   :lulz:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 26, 2011, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 08:46:16 PM
I'M NOT A DIABETIC,
YOAR A DIABETIC

THIS WHOLE FUCKING COURT IS DIABETIC

IT'S ALL LIKE EHHHH EHHHHH ORDER PLEASE

WELL GUESS WHAT, PRINCESS

I WILL SHOOT YOUR DICK




THAT IS ALL
Quoted for awesome.   :fap:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 11:19:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 09:56:40 PM
This thread DELIVERED.   :lulz:

Just not in the way I expected.   :lulz:

WELL I HOPE YOU WERE EXPECTING A DELIVERY FROM ASS TO MOUTH

:a2m:




SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK...
      THAT WAS A TECHNICALLY APPROPRIATE USAGE OF THAT GODDAMN EMOTICON


ENLARGED TO GREATNESS:

                                                       CRAM
                                                               \
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/a2m.gif)
         ^
         YOUR GRAM




CRAMULUS,
ENGORGED TO GREATNESS
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 11:20:28 PM
ew I never noticed there was blood in there too ew ew ew
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 26, 2011, 11:37:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 11:20:28 PM
ew I never noticed there was blood in there too ew ew ew

You forgot to clear your backblast area.   :lulz:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 26, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
Best thing I've read all day
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 27, 2011, 04:44:16 AM
I think this proves that I do not know how to have a good time.


Also, lol, bloody buttsechs.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
I just wanted to use the word "varlet".
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Luna on September 27, 2011, 04:45:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2011, 04:45:05 AM
I just wanted to use the word "varlet".

See what happens when you use new words?  Awesome posts!

Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Payne on September 27, 2011, 06:12:40 AM
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.

Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks.

All we know is, he's called Cramulus.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 27, 2011, 04:31:49 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Luna on September 27, 2011, 04:47:48 PM
...webbed buttocks?    :x
:lulz:
That was a painful visual.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS: Explain yourself.
Post by: Golden Applesauce on September 28, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2011, 11:19:33 PM
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/a2m.gif)

Anybody else think that stick looks more like a cigarette when enlarged?