Because it'll do you SO much good. :lulz:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/BlightsAChargin.jpg)
BAM FUCKERS. BAM I SAY!
ENGARDE!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/ThreeWolfMoonWOMP.jpg)
Nice athame and chalice, there, Cainad.
I have to get going on to class, but expect MOAR THREE WOLF MOON THEMED WOMP WHEN I GET BACK.
And you spags better retaliate, or at least throw empty threats my way. :argh!:
GODDAMNIT THERE'S MORE AND WITH MY FACE ON IT
^^^ that's a good GODDAMNIT btw
cause I was already WOMPing and then it took too long and I had to go do something else and I just closed everything without saving. which was a very dumb idea in hindsight.
I'll come up with something again.
:lulz: FREEKY! GREAT THEME!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/troopers-at-security-briefingWOMP.jpg)
:lulz:
MOTHERWOMPER!!! :argh!:
Is there no hero to step forward to duel me? Will no one stop the madness?!
:magick:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/threewolfmoonimageSuuWomp.jpg)
FUCKING WOMP PUN THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 27, 2011, 06:26:59 PM
ENGARDE!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/ThreeWolfMoonWOMP.jpg)
Nice athame and chalice, there, Cainad.
Oooooooh! Why you....! :crankey:
My WRATH shall be LEGEN-... probably tepid, unless tomorrow brings with it some divine inspiration. I am weak, and the Wrath is strong.
The more you WRATH, the stronger you yourself become.
It was 12 noon when she attacked. I was relaxing on my boat, the Sri Lankan Cession, spread out under the sun.
First I heard some vague, distant scrapes and screeches. Oh sweet Jesus no, I whispered, feigning continued relaxation. Not her. There was no hope, of course. I knew what was coming, as would any sea-traveler with experience in the Otherworldly & Bizarre.
Not the Motherwomper...
No sooner did I whisper the name then came the sound of her surfacing. Being without decency, but not without honor, the Motherwomper notified me of her presence with an emission of her "war call," which consisted of a fart sounding something like the simultaneous felling of all the trees in the Amazon. The odor would probably cause such a felling. It is acidic and eats through most materials.
No more relaxation. I ran below deck, suffering an obligatory trip and fall on the last stair. I had only once seen her before, this Hydra-esque creature of megaflatulent despair. But that time I had been in a crowded area and I fled while she was still distracted by the other ships. Unfortunately, I was now alone. There was no reason for me to believe the old, wooden Cession could withstand a barrage of Motherwompian gas.
"To battle stations!" I yelled to encourage myself, as I was the sole crew member. I heard and felt a low rumble, which I knew signified the prelude to another gaseous cruelty.
I donned a gas mask and quickly lathered Skin-Keep cream on every exposed area of my flesh. The cream was a gift from the Time-Merchants of Ik-Thu'ik, meant to maintain the molecular structure of one's skin in the face of heavy radiation. I had no idea if that included ass-acid, but it was worth a shot. Finally, the gas of the initial war call hit the ship. There was no sudden crunch, or shudder, like being hit by artillery. Instead, there was an eerie crackling sound as the gas began to peel the outside of the ship. At this point I was cursing pretty loudly. Even within the walls of the ship, within the gask mask, I could smell it. It's hard to describe, as it is tainted with Other Dimensional Stenches, but I suddenly had a pretty solid idea of what it would be like if a landfill could sweat.
I loaded the fifth cannon with a harpoon. I lit the match. I lit the fuses.
And just as my harpoon-cannons all fired, the beast belched her next attack! The collision of sound was so huge, it reached through Time and Space into humanity's future and past and changed things irrevocably. It was far out, man.
Only two of the harpoons hit, but they sunk deep. As for me, I was knocked unconscious after that, and as I fell I heard, "FUCK YOU EPIMETHEUS! I'LL BE BACK!!!"
god, I hope not.
Epimetheus,
Call me Ishmetheus.
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 28, 2011, 11:28:44 PM
It was 12 noon when she attacked. I was relaxing on my boat, the Sri Lankan Cession, spread out under the sun.
First I heard some vague, distant scrapes and screeches. Oh sweet Jesus no, I whispered, feigning continued relaxation. Not her. There was no hope, of course. I knew what was coming, as would any sea-traveler with experience in the Otherworldly & Bizarre.
Not the Motherwomper...
No sooner did I whisper the name then came the sound of her surfacing. Being without decency, but not without honor, the Motherwomper notified me of her presence with an emission of her "war call," which consisted of a fart sounding something like the simultaneous felling of all the trees in the Amazon. The odor would probably cause such a felling. It is acidic and eats through most materials.
No more feigned relaxation. I ran below deck, suffering an obligatory trip and fall on the last stair. I had only once seen her before, this Hydra-esque creature of megaflatulent despair. But that time I had been in a crowded area and I fled while she was still distracted by the other ships. Unfortunately, I was now alone. There was no reason for me to believe the old, wooden Cession could withstand a barrage of Motherwompian gas.
"To battle stations!" I yelled to encourage myself, as I was the sole crew member. I heard and felt a low rumble, which I knew signified the prelude to another gaseous cruelty.
I donned a gas mask and quickly lathered Skin-Keep cream on every exposed area of my flesh. The cream was a gift from the Time-Merchants of Ik-Thu'ik, meant to maintain the molecular structure of one's skin in the face of heavy radiation. I had no idea if that included ass-acid, but it was worth a shot. Finally, the gas of the initial war call hit the ship. There was no sudden crunch, or shudder, like being hit by artillery. Instead, there was an eerie crackling sound as the acidic gas began to peel the outside of the ship. At this point I was cursing pretty loudly. Even within the walls of the ship, within the gask mask, I could smell it. It's hard to describe, as it is tainted with Other Dimensional Stenches, but I suddenly had a pretty solid idea of what it would be like if a landfill could sweat.
I loaded the fifth cannon with a harpoon. I lit the match. I lit the fuses.
:horrormirth:
Whoops, posted it unfinished. There we go.
:(
(http://i.imgur.com/q0ZOU.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on September 29, 2011, 05:49:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/q0ZOU.jpg)
:crankey:
WRAAAAAAATH!
Quote from: Alty on September 29, 2011, 05:49:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/q0ZOU.jpg)
:crankey:
WRAAAAAAATH!
Well considering the mean-mugging you two are doing in that pic I am quaking in my boots.
Quaking, I say.
:argh!:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/ThreeSharkFred-1.gif)
I find it rather unsporting that I cannot locate an unbroken link to a picture of Freeky with which to return fire.
Oshit, my bad.
I shall repost pics shorlty.
Epic thread is epic!
(http://i.imgur.com/T5O4R.gif)
I seem to have missed this thread. Posting so i can see the wompage when i get home.
OH! OH!
Okay Freeky, I'm a think of something for you.
So Freeky, you like themes, yes?
:evil:
Just you wait like 5-10 min
15 by my count, sir!
:lulz:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger1.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger2.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger3.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger4.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger5.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger6.jpg)
It's ok Freeky, you have friends to talk care of creepy exes like that.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/hunger7.jpg)
BEST. STORY. EVAR.
:mittens:
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:30:19 AM
BEST. STORY. EVAR.
:mittens:
:thanks:
I like doing storyboards. I have to let the inspiration strike me though. You were doing the three wolf thing which got the lyrics for The Hunger stuck in my head. My misery led to lulz.
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:32:53 AM
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
Victory.
:magick:
:lulz:
Well, at any rate, I feel that that is a successful retaliation....
....for now
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
I seem to have missed this thread. Posting so i can see the wompage when i get home.
I did too, but it was a mistake.
I bow to your skillz Freeky.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:32:53 AM
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
You poor bastard. no one should ever have to watch that video for any reason except that Roger tricked you into it.
As an aside, you should either get your ass down to florida so we can have some beers and craziness or I'm going to have to come up there and learn from you this WOMP skill you know. With beers.
I'm not sure my passport clears me to cross the Mason Dixon line though, I'll have to check on that.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 02:47:26 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
I seem to have missed this thread. Posting so i can see the wompage when i get home.
I did too, but it was a mistake.
I bow to your skillz Freeky.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:32:53 AM
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
You poor bastard. no one should ever have to watch that video for any reason except that Roger tricked you into it.
As an aside, you should either get your ass down to florida so we can have some beers and craziness or I'm going to have to come up there and learn from you this WOMP skill you know. With beers.
I'm not sure my passport clears me to cross the Mason Dixon line though, I'll have to check on that.
:lulz:
One way or the other, you're on dude. I haven't visited the treasonous Confederacy yet, so I'll have to check on my visas too, though Ireland being a neutral country, maybe I can sneak in on that passport. I'll have to plan travel to visit the family back in Galway first, but we'll see what we can do. And if you do come up to Boston, I can talk to other Pickles (I won't say Northern Pickles- he's originally from Tennessee) if you can crash here if you do.
Lesson one in the WOMP though- you must be willing to suffer to execute your vision, much like I did tonight. :wink:
:lulz: This is great!
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:51:00 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 02:47:26 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
I seem to have missed this thread. Posting so i can see the wompage when i get home.
I did too, but it was a mistake.
I bow to your skillz Freeky.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:32:53 AM
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
You poor bastard. no one should ever have to watch that video for any reason except that Roger tricked you into it.
As an aside, you should either get your ass down to florida so we can have some beers and craziness or I'm going to have to come up there and learn from you this WOMP skill you know. With beers.
I'm not sure my passport clears me to cross the Mason Dixon line though, I'll have to check on that.
:lulz:
One way or the other, you're on dude. I haven't visited the treasonous Confederacy yet, so I'll have to check on my visas too, though Ireland being a neutral country, maybe I can sneak in on that passport. I'll have to plan travel to visit the family back in Galway first, but we'll see what we can do. And if you do come up to Boston, I can talk to other Pickles (I won't say Northern Pickles- he's originally from Tennessee) if you can crash here if you do.
Well then consider it on, if I can get my way up there. My travels take me south mostly, because of this thing you people call "snow" I try never to get far from the equator.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 03:19:21 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:51:00 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 02:47:26 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:56:46 PM
I seem to have missed this thread. Posting so i can see the wompage when i get home.
I did too, but it was a mistake.
I bow to your skillz Freeky.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 02:32:53 AM
Also, I'm glad you appreciate. I had to watch the video to snip off my own stills.
:horrormirth:
You poor bastard. no one should ever have to watch that video for any reason except that Roger tricked you into it.
As an aside, you should either get your ass down to florida so we can have some beers and craziness or I'm going to have to come up there and learn from you this WOMP skill you know. With beers.
I'm not sure my passport clears me to cross the Mason Dixon line though, I'll have to check on that.
:lulz:
One way or the other, you're on dude. I haven't visited the treasonous Confederacy yet, so I'll have to check on my visas too, though Ireland being a neutral country, maybe I can sneak in on that passport. I'll have to plan travel to visit the family back in Galway first, but we'll see what we can do. And if you do come up to Boston, I can talk to other Pickles (I won't say Northern Pickles- he's originally from Tennessee) if you can crash here if you do.
Well then consider it on, if I can get my way up there. My travels take me south mostly, because of this thing you people call "snow" I try never to get far from the equator.
The snow is nothing to worry about if you come here between April and December. It used to be May and October, but, you know, carbon emissions....
Bear in mind that me visiting you is also a possibility. I've never been further south than, I think, Indiana.
(All of New England, New York, Pennsylvannia, New Jersey, Ohio, Indiana.... and Bermuda once a very long time ago, so actually there goes that).
I blame Al Gore for creating Global Warming.
I also blame him for creating the internet.
That bastard.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 03:23:01 AM
I blame Al Gore for creating Global Warming.
I also blame him for creating the internet.
That bastard.
Hey, if not for the Internet, you'd never have heard of me. So there's a silver lining.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Maninthemoon.png)
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 03:22:48 AM
Bear in mind that me visiting you is also a possibility. I've never been further south than, I think, Indiana.
(All of New England, New York, Pennsylvannia, New Jersey, Ohio, Indiana.... and Bermuda once a very long time ago, so actually there goes that).
Well then bring your ass down here. And bring shorts and flippy floppies.. We'll get that pasty Irish skin of yours tan. There's even a decent music scene down here. St. Augustine's amphitheater gets big bands like they're sucking someone's dick for them but the local scene really doesn't get the credit it deserves.
I feel the need to apologise for the last decade of Limp Bizkit, like I was personally responsible... because I didn't stop them.
Sooo... sorry about that.
But yea, mi casa esta su casa if you decided to get your florida weird on anytime.
BACK TO FREEKY'S AWESOME WOMPAGE THREAD.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 03:30:02 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 03:22:48 AM
Bear in mind that me visiting you is also a possibility. I've never been further south than, I think, Indiana.
(All of New England, New York, Pennsylvannia, New Jersey, Ohio, Indiana.... and Bermuda once a very long time ago, so actually there goes that).
Well then bring your ass down here. And bring shorts and flippy floppies.. We'll get that pasty Irish skin of yours tan. There's even a decent music scene down here. St. Augustine's amphitheater gets big bands like they're sucking someone's dick for them but the local scene really doesn't get the credit it deserves.
I feel the need to apologise for the last decade of Limp Bizkit, like I was personally responsible... because I didn't stop them.
Sooo... sorry about that.
But yea, mi casa esta su casa if you decided to get your florida weird on anytime.
BACK TO FREEKY'S AWESOME WOMPAGE THREAD.
Awesome dude, we'll hash something out, maybe for late spring.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 03:26:44 AM
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:lulz:
SWEET JESUS FUCKBALLS! :eek:
Thread delivers.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 03:23:01 AM
I blame Al Gore for creating Global Warming.
I also blame him for creating the internet.
That bastard.
Hello, apparently you've never heard of Iason Oabache.
He invented Al Gore.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 03:26:44 AM
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:spittake:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 04:44:56 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 30, 2011, 03:23:01 AM
I blame Al Gore for creating Global Warming.
I also blame him for creating the internet.
That bastard.
Hello, apparently you've never heard of Iason Oabache.
He invented Al Gore.
yeah with U, DiPi, on aL VieW