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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Dalek on September 29, 2011, 06:19:10 PM

Title: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Dalek on September 29, 2011, 06:19:10 PM
And both of my parents are voting for him. I'm trying to convince everyone I know to vote for him - among all the other weird candidates he's the best one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkf1ISS6IY

Hipodil is a Bulgarian ska band that became famous for their funny ass songs.
Title: Re: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Dalek on September 29, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
The other candidates are pretty weird too.
(http://razkritia.com/wp-content/uploads/showimg.php_.jpeg)
This guy is a stereotypical nerd who finished math school and has hilarious statements like his comment on his campaign video "My video is like women and other THINGS, if you look at them a bit longer you might start liking them".

(http://images.ibox.bg/2008/04/17/46837/256x299.jpg)
This guy is a right wing homphobic, racist psychopat and the sad thing is that riding on the wave of hate towards gypsies these days he has a very big chance of winning. In his campaign video (http://www.ataka.bg/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5969&Itemid=61) (see after 0:50 for some LULZ - Yup that's Wagner alright - Hitler's favourite composer) he says "Even the enemie knows I'm right. I'm your weapon. Use me!". Last elections he almost won, but our old president beat him on ballotage. He once spend a day infront of the governments building yelling at a minister, called Sergay "Ser-GAY! Ser-GAY! Ser-GAY! COME OUT, SER-GAY! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! COME OUT! Ser-GAY!"

Whoever wins this year, we're in for a weird ride  :lulz:
Title: Re: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Dalek on September 29, 2011, 06:41:20 PM
Oh and my philosophy teacher is one of the candidates for city council for our mafia-owned libertarian party. Any of you libertarian-hating spags have any good ideas on trolling him?
Title: Re: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2011, 07:03:33 PM
"the bulgarian mafia - because the free market demands it"
Title: Re: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
Stop overtaxing our dons! Theyre the job creators!
Title: Re: So this guy is running for president here
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 29, 2011, 07:09:39 PM
Support the local economy and vote for the party that favors "legitimate businessmen!"