http://hamspiracy.com/
I have a feeling we'll want to keep an eye on this page.
FTR I said over a year ago that ham is the next bacon. And how is my track record for predictions?
AW YEAH, BABY. HAM.
:lol:
Ham is yuck compared to bacon. I DEFY YOU
All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.
despite being born and raised in the dirty south, pickled pigs feet make me a little sick even thinking about them.
otherwise, I'm with you.
Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 29, 2011, 10:49:37 PM
Ham is yuck compared to bacon. I DEFY YOU
Pancetta or go pork yourself!
REGARDLESS OF WHAT ANYONE THINKS
Ham is coming. Expect it!
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.
Of course, we all think this is GREAT. :lol:
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.
Of course, we all think this is GREAT. :lol:
Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or :?
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:07:22 AM
DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig. :lulz:
It made me think about pooping out my heart and mind, and I just thought that was really good advice in spite of him probably not intending it that way.
Something metaphorical about being true to oneself can be unpleasant, but it has to be done and only you can do it.
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.
Of course, we all think this is GREAT. :lol:
It's turning into a MEME!
:magick:
Ham's Piracy?
What on earth does a ham have to pirate? :?
Quote from: Cainad on September 30, 2011, 03:40:32 AM
Ham's Piracy?
What on earth does a ham have to pirate? :?
I think it just refers to a pirate who's just WAY too over the top about being a pirate.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 30, 2011, 03:47:37 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 30, 2011, 03:40:32 AM
Ham's Piracy?
What on earth does a ham have to pirate? :?
I think it just refers to a pirate who's just WAY too over the top about being a pirate.
You know, like Wikileaks.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.
Of course, we all think this is GREAT. :lol:
Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or :?
Because it's hilarious! I mean, NBC bites b's style. B sues to defend his Presidential Ham intellectual property rights, and NBC writers respond by taunting him with random, unexplained placement of characters cradling hams in hallways and at ball games.
Meanwhile,
millions of viewers have no fucking idea why all of a sudden people are walking around holding hams like babies on TV.
The net level of weirdness has increased. Therefore, b wins!
Quote from: Net on September 30, 2011, 03:37:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:07:22 AM
DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig. :lulz:
It made me think about pooping out my heart and mind, and I just thought that was really good advice in spite of him probably not intending it that way.
Something metaphorical about being true to oneself can be unpleasant, but it has to be done and only you can do it.
It's a beautiful thing. I love Chester Maynard!
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 29, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.
despite being born and raised in the dirty south, pickled pigs feet make me a little sick even thinking about them.
otherwise, I'm with you.
Have you ever noticed that most Winn-Dixie stores sell all the parts necessary to assemble your own pig?
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
Seriously? :(
Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.
Of course, we all think this is GREAT. :lol:
Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or :?
Because it's hilarious! I mean, NBC bites b's style. B sues to defend his Presidential Ham intellectual property rights, and NBC writers respond by taunting him with random, unexplained placement of characters cradling hams in hallways and at ball games.
Meanwhile, millions of viewers have no fucking idea why all of a sudden people are walking around holding hams like babies on TV.
The net level of weirdness has increased. Therefore, b wins!
Hooray!
9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.
Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.
Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:45:09 PM
Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...
Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:
http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm
Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).
(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 30, 2011, 06:39:10 AM
9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.
Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.
Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.
THE HAM IS COMING.
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 30, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:45:09 PM
Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...
Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:
http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm
Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).
(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)
Yes, there is a monumental difference between this ham:
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/74/00/12/0007740012723_500X500.jpg)
and this ham:
(http://kitchenscoop.com/images/recipes/ham-whole-lrg.jpg)
Damn, now I want a ham! I will make one for Halloween.
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 30, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 29, 2011, 11:45:09 PM
Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...
Well there's the supermarket protein-glued-pork-bits-injected-with-water-and-brine which you might be referring to when you say ham's gross, and then there's this:
http://hamproevers.nl/nl/product/80/820/Joselito_gran_reserva.htm
Made from black Iberian pigs fed on acorns, aged 2 years, and comes with its own knife, wooden stand and instructional DVD video (on how to cut it properly).
(we gave this to two friends housewarming when they moved in together. they were overjoyed)
Yes, there is a monumental difference between this ham:
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/74/00/12/0007740012723_500X500.jpg)
and this ham:
(http://kitchenscoop.com/images/recipes/ham-whole-lrg.jpg)
Yeah and the one we gave to our friends didn't even have plastic pears next to it! ;-)
Ha!
It's hard to tell in pictures, but the veggies/fruits look real to me. Strange and superfluous, but real.
it's just the pears... and I'm hoping the REALLY EXPENSIVE HAM we gave them looked even nicer ;-)
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 07:26:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 30, 2011, 06:39:10 AM
9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.
Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.
Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.
THE HAM IS COMING.
The courtship of my girlfriend involved her post of Ham Solo and my response with a link to Bijijoo's Presidential Ham exhibit!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 30, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 07:26:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 30, 2011, 06:39:10 AM
9-29-11 Episode of The Colbert Report features a ham loaf with glasses on it called Ham Rove.
Recent episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featured a ham soaked in rum eaten by Danny Devito, referred to as Rum Ham.
Forgive me if the link contains this info; I can't click it at work.
THE HAM IS COMING.
The courtship of my girlfriend involved her post of Ham Solo and my response with a link to Bijijoo's Presidential Ham exhibit!
Awwwww! :)