I just found out that the phone switching box in the room next to my office also controls the radio station people get piped in when they hit feature+86 on their phone (and nobody, apparently, knows how to use feature+#+86 to, you know, turn it off).
It seems I can also select the channel they listen to. Nobody knows that I can do this.
As Emperor of Building C, I hereby decree that for the next week, they will be listening to BAD country music. By "bad", I mean, Dolly Parton, Charley Pride, Taylor Swift, etc.
I will take suggestions for next week in this here thread.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 08:36:25 PM
I just found out that the phone switching box in the room next to my office also controls the radio station people get piped in when they hit feature+86 on their phone (and nobody, apparently, knows how to use feature+#+86 to, you know, turn it off).
It seems I can also select the channel they listen to. Nobody knows that I can do this.
As Emperor of Building C, I hereby decree that for the next week, they will be listening to BAD country music. By "bad", I mean, Dolly Parton, Charley Pride, Taylor Swift, etc.
I will take suggestions for next week in this here thread.
:lulz: I love you.
There has to be a radio station that just plays endless loops of Insane Clown Posse songs, right?
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2011, 08:40:24 PM
There has to be a radio station that just plays endless loops of Insane Clown Posse songs, right?
Sadly, no.
But there is an easy listening channel. Actually, there's 8 of them.
PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2011, 08:42:50 PM
PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES
woooo...There's a slow jam channel.
I wonder how Princess Lilly will like hearing the very, very best of LL Kool J?
Truly, you are a God among Men.
It occurs to me that I LOVE centralized control of ALL infrastructure.
Especially when I have all the controls 6 feet away from me.
Incidentally: Phil Collins's solo work.
Or, nothing but Indian Ragas.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2011, 08:48:33 PM
Incidentally: Phil Collins's solo work.
I have various channels to pick from. I bet, though, I could rig a CD player into this bastard. It has jacks for RCA cables.
ALL LADY ANTEBELLUM, ALL THE TIME.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2011, 08:50:45 PM
ALL LADY ANTEBELLUM, ALL THE TIME.
Who?
Don't do this to me again, LMNO. My shit still isn't straight from the Taylor Swift thing.
Mwa. Ha. Ha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2DFQEZl4M
Is this the sort of thing you could blast with a short wave radio transmitter? If so, I bet PD could make you a GLORIOUS mix tape.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2011, 08:53:05 PM
Mwa. Ha. Ha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2DFQEZl4M
I hate you. I also hate Henry, for taking the nanny wall away, and I hate myself for asking him to do it.
Based on this, I see no reason that the United States should continue to exist as a political, social, or "cultural" entity. This shit is worse than JOHN FUCKING MEYER. It's like someone took Harry Nillson and fed him Qualludes, kicked him in the junk, and shoved a microphone up his ass.
Oh, Goddammit.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 04, 2011, 08:59:56 PM
Is this the sort of thing you could blast with a short wave radio transmitter? If so, I bet PD could make you a GLORIOUS mix tape.
Get me the stuff, I'll burn it to CD.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2011, 08:48:33 PM
Incidentally: Phil Collins's solo work.
I have various channels to pick from. I bet, though, I could rig a CD player into this bastard. It has jacks for RCA cables.
How about this?
http://youtu.be/KOgPn58fl0g
(don't actually do this, if anyone translates this you will get fired, sued and killed.)
Mexican radio stations. :lulz:
Wait... why does a group called Lady Antebellum have a male vocalist? The only person who can get away with that shit is Alice Cooper.
Mosselman.
I'm guessing Disney radio is just cruel and unusual punishment?
Does Tucson get a Middle Eastern station? Actually, a Greek station would end up having the same effect. They wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Conversely, a Haitian station if you have it. :lulz:
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
Hell yeah.
J-pop.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 08:44:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2011, 08:42:50 PM
PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES
woooo...There's a slow jam channel.
I wonder how Princess Lilly will like hearing the very, very best of LL Kool J?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 04, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
Hell yeah.
J-pop.
I bet these guys would like dubstep, if they gave it a chance.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
This is the greatest discovery in the history of PD. :aaa:
And of course you'd never abuse it. And by abusing it, I mean refrain from abusing it.
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 04, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
This is the greatest discovery in the history of PD. :aaa:
And of course you'd never abuse it. And by abusing it, I mean refrain from abusing it.
I plan to make adults in the 50-67 year range cry like angry babies.
Does that count as abuse?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 04, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
Hell yeah.
J-pop.
I bet these guys would like dubstep, if they gave it a chance.
:lulz:
See if you can hook them up with some Die Antwoord. Maybe "Rich Bitch". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU&ob=av3n
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:04:21 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 04, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 04, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 04, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Do you know how to get the mp3 from Youtube or do you need me to rip/convert it?
Freeky knows these things.
Also, I've been reading the online instructions for the set. I can actually send shit straight from my computer.
This is the greatest discovery in the history of PD. :aaa:
And of course you'd never abuse it. And by abusing it, I mean refrain from abusing it.
I plan to make adults in the 50-67 year range cry like angry babies.
Does that count as abuse?
Absolutely. :fap:
Can do an endless loop of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw&feature=fvsr
That's just cruel.
OFUK OFUK OFUK I KNOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g Play this just once one day next week. And don't have it connect to your office.
Quote from: Nigel on October 04, 2011, 10:44:31 PM
That's just cruel.
:thanks:
Hey, if DOK is threatening Taylor Swift, is it possible to go too far?
ETA:
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 04, 2011, 10:46:08 PM
OFUK OFUK OFUK I KNOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g Play this just once one day next week. And don't have it connect to your office.
Freeky winz fread.
Bearforce1 ooh ah.
Quote from: Science me, babby on October 04, 2011, 10:46:08 PM
OFUK OFUK OFUK I KNOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g Play this just once one day next week. And don't have it connect to your office.
Brilliant. :lulz:
Ah! I was just going to suggest Epic Sax Guy :D
BTW about dubstep, dunno what the sound quality is, but won't it just drown out in the machine noise?
Speaking of machine noise ... this track has MAGICAL PROPERTIES, I can play it as loud as I want because my neighbours will just assume I'm rebuilding the place, drilling holes and accidentally everything:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKF_y5R8M4M
(and I actually kinda like the track, it's angry)
also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqezPSxdWdU This is probably the weirdest CD I own. No I don't really listen to it, ever.
Really, really bad experimental music, a la art of noise (http://www.theartofnoiseonline.com/THE-ART-OF-NOISE.php)
Can you hook it up to online radio stations? Because that is ENDLESS possibility.
THE HUNGER.
ITT I am witness to the Holiness that is Roger.
Also ITT I am witness to :horrormirth::1fap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
Endless loop. Forever.
Today it's EL MUUUUUUUUUNDO!
I just had a hideous thought: Whale songs.
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought: Whale songs.
:spit2:
Glorious thread is glorious.
Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is
pissed.
Maybe a touch of the Crispin Glover? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought: Whale songs.
:spit2:
Glorious thread is glorious.
Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is pissed.
And my boss is Charley, but he's
beaten, and he doesn't say witty charming things to brats, he sits in his office and swears at his computer, as the maintenance cost for his wonderful devices chew holes in his budget and his stomach lining and the kids don't want chocolates and wonder, they want their synthetic sapphire and they want it NOW to go into plasma screens and DoD projects and the parents are the EPA and OSHA, who get blamed for poor production, when all they want to do is keep the oompaloompas alive and maybe even let them keep all their fingers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2011, 04:24:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 05, 2011, 03:09:43 PM
I just had a hideous thought: Whale songs.
:spit2:
Glorious thread is glorious.
Also, is it incorrect that I think of Roger's place of work as a more lethal version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? Except it was taken over by the bratty kids and Roger is the only Oompa Loompa left, and he is pissed.
And my boss is Charley, but he's beaten, and he doesn't say witty charming things to brats, he sits in his office and swears at his computer, as the maintenance cost for his wonderful devices chew holes in his budget and his stomach lining and the kids don't want chocolates and wonder, they want their synthetic sapphire and they want it NOW to go into plasma screens and DoD projects and the parents are the EPA and OSHA, who get blamed for poor production, when all they want to do is keep the oompaloompas alive and maybe even let them keep all their fingers.
:horrormirth:
Um.
Did I suck all the music out of the room? :lulz:
(sings) "...in a world of pure goddamn frustration..."
OOOOOO I GOT ONE I GOT ONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYEkaCu17gY You'lll have to loop this one a few times, though.
True fact: I've willingly sat through the whole thing numerous times. :lulz:
How about Careless Whisper? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZQR5RR9K5U
Loop it.
Do not listen.
This clearly calls for some Flying Testicle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktkF4nYpbT8&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s).