Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2011, 09:30:42 PM

Title: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 05, 2011, 09:30:42 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070

I bet you guise could handle this curry
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Richter on October 05, 2011, 10:50:30 PM
I'd have a go.

The ones taken to the hospital came off as whiny assholes though.  They knew what they were getting in to.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2011, 10:50:42 PM
SHIT YES.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Freeky on October 05, 2011, 10:53:14 PM
Those people just aren't serious about having a good time. :(
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Luna on October 05, 2011, 10:53:27 PM
If you're into your FOURTH BOWL of the stuff, you know what you're doing to yourself.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Juana on October 06, 2011, 12:08:00 AM
:lulz: Yep.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2011, 12:08:18 AM
Four bowls of curry would fuck me up, hot as fuck or not.

That said, in strong enough concentrations capsicum oil is gonna make you sick.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Richter on October 06, 2011, 01:32:28 AM
Any act taken to a masochistic extreme becomes snuff.
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Payne on October 06, 2011, 05:48:23 AM
QuoteCurie Kim, 21, an American student on an exchange to Edinburgh University, said she decided to enter the challenge when she saw it advertised in the restaurant.

She told the BBC Scotland's news website: "It was very painful and felt like I was being chainsawed in the stomach with hot sauce on the chainsaw.

1. Being attacked by chainsaws with hot sauce on is a common enough occurance in Scotland that it has become a throwaway simile for description of many ailments.

2. What you wanna bet her first name will forever be pronounced "Curry" from now on, cutting down on spices or no?
Title: Re: Attn; Richter, Dok and Freeky
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2011, 11:31:35 AM
Edinburgh University students are weak, anyway.  Probably from living so close to the border with England.  It makes their insides shrivel up and they become incapable of holding their alcohol or handling their curry.

Kismot's good, but it aint that good.