Okay, I've read your position paper, and I have to say I'm a little nauseated. Even IF you're right, you're going to have to find someone willing to get that close to Thatcher, and there's no guarantee she'll stay sedated long enough. Couldn't you just shoot her body temperature using a thermal imaging gun from across the room?
And why would you need that many pounds of shepherd's pie? What the fuck do you have in mind?
We are clean-living people up here, you barbaric pict. We'll have nothing to do with this sort of perversion. Talk to Pentagram. He's a Scot, they'll do shit like this and pay you for the privilege.
Remember, dude...Only headshots will work on the living dead. You have to destroy the brain, or they just keep coming.
Remember The Pueblo,
Dok
:lulz: :mittens:
And Bad Beast, I'm pretty sure you'd only get one chance. Can't miss, man.
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...
You're so 200 years ago. They uniformly wear track suits, now. It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda
want to lose her.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...
You're so 200 years ago. They uniformly wear track suits, now. It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.
If you can possibly hide your malky, you're doing it wrong.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda want to lose her.
Send her over here and we'll glue her to Courtney Love.
Dok,
Building the perfect beast.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:57:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda want to lose her.
Send her over here and we'll glue her to Courtney Love.
Dok,
Building the perfect beast.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JqYd3xXiruw/TIwdUAKx4XI/AAAAAAAADiY/6yyyph1XTN4/s320/250px-Nicola_sturgeon_msp.jpg) (http://www.nicolasturgeon.org/)
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Bad Beast: I'll do it.
~~~Payne: Down for any program.
See? You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down.
I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?
My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.
Nothing in other words.
SCOTSMEN! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE! CHARRRRRRRRRGE!
Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...
You're so 200 years ago. They uniformly wear track suits, now. It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.
The only people who wear kilts are clueless white Americans.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23381.msg1103977#msg1103977
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
Yes, but you can just approve of it where people actually DO it. Namely Renn Faires (sic), SCA events, and the German Club.
Because Germans love kilts, too.
Incidentally, sometimes the stereotypes fit. We wear cowboy hats here still (the sun will cook your fucking brain if you don't), and if the weather is REALLY shitty, we still wear dusters.
But that's because we're all Wyatt Earp and shit. Scotsmen don't have that going for them. Their last cultural hero got chopped into fucking bits...Ours die of TB, like real men.
But nobody that doesn't work on a ranch wears fucking cowboy boots, except for fucking snowbirds and Japanese businessmen. Be warned.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
Yes, but you can just approve of it where people actually DO it. Namely Renn Faires (sic), SCA events, and the German Club.
Because Germans love kilts, too.
Incidentally, sometimes the stereotypes fit. We wear cowboy hats here still (the sun will cook your fucking brain if you don't), and if the weather is REALLY shitty, we still wear dusters.
But that's because we're all Wyatt Earp and shit. Scotsmen don't have that going for them. Their last cultural hero got chopped into fucking bits...Ours die of TB, like real men.
But nobody that doesn't work on a ranch wears fucking cowboy boots, except for fucking snowbirds and Japanese businessmen. Be warned.
And I do, believe me.
To be honest, I haven't seen anybody wearing a kilt at the German Club.
Well, except for when we have SCA events, there...
And that ONE guy... But, he wears panty hose, so I'm fairly sure him calling it a kilt is bullshit, anyway.
One fine day, when I'm back to working regularly and getting such handouts as paid vacation time, I'mma make the pilgrimage to Tuscon and see all this for myself.
Cowboy hats and dusters are all kinds of sexy, I can approve of those, too.
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
I respectfully point out that lul is dutch for dick.
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
If men are trying to sit like a lady in a kilt they are doing it wrong. :lulz:
Quote from: Regret on October 10, 2011, 10:04:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 09:02:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.
Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.
Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.
Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days
I respectfully point out that lul is dutch for dick.
CHRIST THAT IS...
the most appropriate thing I have ever heard.
Bit late responding to this, aren't I ? :oops:
Well, having given the OP a great deal of thought, I can categorically say that any risk involved in this venture is purely poor Margaret's. Suffering, as she does, with the degenerative and progressive brain disease, New Variant Creutzfeld Jakob Syndrome, she doesn't really have much of a brain left. The holes do all her thinking now, and frankly, had she been struck down by this disease sooner, the Falklands War would never have got past the "Kitten Throwing" stage. Sniping isn't any good, all that does is put another hole in her brain. And we can't risk destroying the head, because we're going to need it to mount on a spike at The Tower of London.
The Sherpherd's pie, is simply a plan to covertly re-generate her brain cells, (once safely mounted on aforesaid spike) by feeding her severed zomby reiferated head, solely on the carcasses of sheep that died from Scrapie. She only eats raw kittens at the moment, because she is surrounded by idiots who provide for her every whim. This is why we have sent several undercover Ninja PETA Agents to infiltrate her personal staff. (They love kittys) When the word is given, I shall have her head in a sack, and on it's way to Haiti for Zombification withing 2 hours. The PETA twats can take the rap. . When her head is properly re-animated, it shall be ceremoniously mounted on it's spike, where it shall remain, like some crazy Oracle, babbling nursery rhymes and suchlike for tourists.
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
Quote from: BadBeast on October 10, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging). Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty". The ones in the North are surly and violent. The ones in the South are surly and violent. Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 03:17:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 10, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging). Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty". The ones in the North are surly and violent. The ones in the South are surly and violent. Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?
The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks.
Quote from: BadBeast on October 11, 2011, 03:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 03:17:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 10, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging). Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty". The ones in the North are surly and violent. The ones in the South are surly and violent. Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?
The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks.
And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 11, 2011, 03:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 03:17:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 10, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging). Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty". The ones in the North are surly and violent. The ones in the South are surly and violent. Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?
The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks.
And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, they could have contributed to the Zentastic movies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 11, 2011, 03:29:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2011, 03:17:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 10, 2011, 11:33:46 PM
More than once you rather ignorantly imply that I am a Scot. Or a Pict. Or some kind of skirt wearer. Might I just take this opportunity to categorically state, once and for all, that I am a fucking Englishman! Through my English veins runs the blood of Empire, of the proud, doughty John Bull himself, as he straddled whole Continents in his shiny black boots.
No offence, Sparky, but compared to the thin, colonial gripe water you American's seem so proud to spill on foreign Battlefields, the Blood of even the lowliest English serf seems the bluest of blue.
That said, you are still cordially invited to be guest of honour at the impaling ceremony, and you can ask this new Oracle it's first question. (As you spoon infected sheep brain pie into her drooling maw) Should be good for a giggle, what?
I'll have you know that we bleed pure FREEDOM, here (and from the looks of things, we're hemmoraging). Also, we can't be expected to tell the difference between the various inhabitants of "Blighty". The ones in the North are surly and violent. The ones in the South are surly and violent. Perhaps you can provide us with distinguishing features?
The ones in the North wear skirts. And have a concealed dagger. In their socks.
And the ones in the South conceal their daggers in...?
In the ones in the North.
:rimshot: :link: