No really...this is fucking creepy, especially when she gets in her car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2doG1XmR4w
Though I'm pretty sure that anyone in the Northeast can tell you that wild turkeys are fucking vicious.
1. Don't act like food. You'll get shit from the damn squirrels acting like that.
2. Turkeys will hurt you. My cousins kept a stick around for smacking the shit out of them when they got uppity, which worked out for them.
I watched a swan chase my brother for about a half mile once. Seriously, a fucking swan. Gracefully white, pristine, ass-up out of the water, swan.
He came home and got a bb gun to scare it off...which didn't work. Fucker circled the yard for a good hour. I was laughing my ass off, but my brother was scared shitless.
We also used to have problems with great blue herons in Florida. They would get into our screened in pool by OPENING THE FUCKING DOOR and coming up to the house to look inside the glass room. Those fuckers are like...4 ft tall and they STARE. They know what you're thinking, I swear.
And people still question dinosaurs evolving into birds. Christ.
hahahahaha
Did you see his tail feathers? That turkey wanted more from her than just a handshake, if you know what I mean.
Did you notice the heavy breathing after she ran, like, 20 feet? :lol:
There's a reason Ben Franklin wanted our national bird to be the turkey.
Isn't it the Massachusetts state bird? Rhode Island has a fucking endangered chicken.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 13, 2011, 08:12:12 AM
Did you notice the heavy breathing after she ran, like, 20 feet? :lol:
Totally! :lol: Also, the screaming and panicking seemed disproportionate to the actual threat of being followed by a large amorous turkey.
GIVE THE TURKEY TO ME
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 13, 2011, 08:12:12 AM
Did you notice the heavy breathing after she ran, like, 20 feet? :lol:
Fear response. Plus she might be holding more equipment and shit than you'd think.
Also, I would eat that turkey, right in its face.I would stone it to death with cranberries and throw it down my pie hole like it weren't no thang.
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 05:41:28 AM
hahahahaha
Did you see his tail feathers? That turkey wanted more from her than just a handshake, if you know what I mean.
I have truly grown to love and cherish you, Nigel. You always say what I'm thinking.
Quote from: navkat on October 18, 2011, 05:47:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2011, 05:41:28 AM
hahahahaha
Did you see his tail feathers? That turkey wanted more from her than just a handshake, if you know what I mean.
I have truly grown to love and cherish you, Nigel. You always say what I'm thinking.
:)