well, i was informed to right you poem so here it is love. Wrote it a few years ago after stumbling upon the Princpia.
FNORD
Dancing through the night, roaming through the day,
Discord inhances all I see.
Discord in life is what I'll be.
Fnording and dancing my life away
"5 it's all 5!" will be all i say.
Damn Eris won't let me sleep at night,
Bitching because I can't use my pineal gland right.
So give an apple to the prettiest one with a smile on my face,
for i dance the path of discord,
a complete social disgrace.
YAY!
I love your poem!
Thanks, this is the first time i've shared it with anyone. :oops:
Quote from: redheadofrantingdoomThanks, this is the first time i've shared it with anyone. :oops:
I tip my hat to you, good lady.
*Tips hat*
Liar....you're not wearing a hat....
8)
aawww....you guys are makin me blush!
Hotsuma hasn't seen it yet. Er. He ought to. :P
Quote from: redheadofrantingdoomaawww....you guys are makin me blush!
::wiggles his eye brows at redheadofrantingdoom::
Another service we provide
Oh dear...... :wink:
gnomes are full of shit
run away, sister, run away
why ar ered heads so much more naughty?
and daring?
and wantable?
::sighs dreamily over the head heads here on the forums::
Quote from: Malaulwhy ar ered heads so much more naughty?
and daring?
and wantable?
::sighs dreamily over the head heads here on the forums::
A thousand red heads, shining with the glory of a thousand suns, are as but one grain of sand in a vast beach which is your beauty, for dark hair oft hides the depths of a deep, complicated work of art, a masterpiece made all the more beautiful by its intricacies, which one would love to spend their entire life exploring and getting to know, only to realise with every day there was still one facet of the precious jewel never before seen.
all righty then
I think he ansswered that one
Quote from: Malaulall righty then
I think he ansswered that one
Really?
I was just mushing for thee. Puellella Pulchra.
Puellella Pulchra?
say what now?
Quote from: MalaulPuellella Pulchra?
say what now?
Amor, Puellella, Similis Ignis Pro Tibi In Mei Corde Cremat
??????
i think he just called you a *(@(%)(# )(&#)&#
nahm, not him
he wouldnt say that to me
would he?
::looks worried::
I have a feeling it's something all icky and mushy....... sorry not one mush meself. :wink:
which somehow proves he has no penis at all!!!!
lol! i am so funny.
Quote from: redheadofrantingdoomI have a feeling it's something all icky and mushy....... sorry not one mush meself. :wink:
watch out for 'Zoid, hes all about the mush
Attention redheadofrantingdoom: because of your infringment of the NPFH (no poetry for hotsuma) treaty, you will be put to death. now take this fork, and go stick it into the nearest wall socket.
thank you.
He's just kidding.
He actually loooooves poetry.
An awful lot.
He just plays at being cranky and all.
Isn't that right?
ahem...
*clears throat*
There once was a poem for Hotsuma
I wrote it whilst on my computa
he thought it was dull
and stabbed through my skull
And in doing so, removed my tumor
I'll be here all week....
8)
Quote from: HotsumaAttention redheadofrantingdoom: because of your infringment of the NPFH (no poetry for hotsuma) treaty, you will be put to death. now take this fork, and go stick it into the nearest wall socket.
thank you.
hey!! I was put up to it!!!! Although the wall socket is looking pretty interesting....
Gnimbley, keep it up and I'll plant my boot in your ass.
>blows a kiss<
Quote from: Sol BadguyGnimbley, keep it up and I'll plant my boot in your ass.
::scurrys under cover::
The bunny makes me do it!
Honest!
::quivers::
Poems for Hotsuma
Is my mission in life.
It's a lonely calling
Full of anguish and strife.
Yet so rewarding as
Poems about are spread.
So damn the couplets!
Full rhyming ahead!
(No, that's not a smudge.)
I don't care who made you do it, you stil did it.
*murders Gnimbley to death*
:shock: NooooooOOOOOoooo!!!!! Not the gnome!!!!
ode to hotsuma
hotsuma hotsuma hotsuma
what rhymes with hotsuma?
stab stab stab
/me kicks hotsuma in the nads.
:mrgreen:
Quote from: Sol BadguyI don't care who made you do it, you stil did it.
*murders Gnimbley to death*
I am hurt.
A plague o' both your houses! I am sped.
Is he gone, and hath nothing?
What, art thou hurt?Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon.
Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.
I thought all for the best.Help me into some house, Benvolio,
Or I shall faint. A plague o' both your houses!
They have made worms' meat of me: I have it,
And soundly too: your houses!
::melodramatic swoon::
ode to gnimbley:
gnimbley, gnimbley,
what rhymes with gnimbley?
nothing.
murdering ceramic statuettes
the gnomes will have their vengeance!
You're good. :o
dont incourage him...
ode to big cat felix:
big cat felix
your avatar is a cat
holy crap!
was that a rat?
lazy cat!
Horab Horab Horab
what rhymes with horab?
almost fatbag, almost bagtag
but not quite either one
so the Ode to Horab stays...
undone.
8)
:cry: >sniff< makes me wanna cry......
:lol:
ode to redheaded doomsayer
redheaded doom sayer
your hair is red.
wtf are you looking at?
redheaded doomsayer
i think turd should definitely hold on to his dayjob.
Yay me! Someone wrote me a poem!!
SQUEEEEL! :lol:
k, time for bed before i say anything else.
I call this one "Love, thy name is Hotsuma"
Gore drips sticky from my blade,
Pooling at my feet the entrails of the latest.
Why do they not listen to what I have said?
Poetry sucks! Even that by the greatest.
I stab and stab all through the black night,
My sting wreaks glorious, justified vengeance!
O Eris! Does no-one understand my plight?
Their ignorance serves only to feed the mad dance.
I've told them. I've TOLD them!
I don't want to read this shit!
But they poke and they pick and they think I won't hold them
Accountable for every last iamb and foot I've to put up with.
This night's work done I sigh and settle on in,
Drink deep and await for Teletubbies to begin.
WICKED FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
:lol:
ode to turd.
turd,
turd
it kinda rhymes with bird
everybody knows the bird's
teh w0rd
heads up
incoming bird turd!
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I miss the Redheaded Doomsayer.
That is all.
(also, FUCK YOU for bumping this.)
I'll tell her you said hi....or something similarly coarse and lewd.