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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM

Title: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell.
My symptoms include:



I need MEDICAL ADVICE
from a QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL
right NOW
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2011, 08:17:39 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell. I could use some medical advice.

My symptoms include:


  • abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
  • loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss


2 Beibers and a cowbell, and call me in the morning.
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2011, 08:19:12 PM
The most important question is:


How's your hair?
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:19:12 PM
I dunno, how's it look?

(http://howoldisjustinbieber.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beaver-fever.jpg)


In addition, my face seems to have broken out in some kind of rash or fur or something.
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Juana on October 21, 2011, 08:22:22 PM
:lulz: Oh my god.
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR



Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2011, 08:24:00 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
(http://cache.gifts.com/photos/N/V/G/M/NVGM8E5JB4PEZSQDJ7RH_L.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2011, 08:24:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR





NOW YOU FUCKING TELL US.

If I'm infected, I swear to fucking God, I will hunt your buck-toothed ass down and stomp on your fucking tail.
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:29:36 PM
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WILD BIEBERS PEED IN THE POOL ON THE ROOF

AND I GUESS I DRANK SOME OF THE WATER

GODDAMNIT


I'M LIVID ABOUT THOSE BEAVER'S PENISES



Seriously though, who let the beavers onto the roof? If we all wake up tomorrow with Justin Bieber avatars I am gonna kill a motherfucker. If that happens, we'll have to quarantine the board until it blows over.
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2011, 08:39:13 PM
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfl904HqU1r21youo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2011, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*

sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse

*shrieks again for good measure*


by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar


EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR





They'll have to fight the robots first. 
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
Nigel, :mittens:

And what the fuck--Friday Fever Blitz...?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Penumbral on October 21, 2011, 09:49:03 PM
This is your pool?
              \\
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V1n9j0kuMkk/Ti7GiBAM9lI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/Yg3xBn_CTA4/s1600/wet_beaver_web.jpg)

Dammit Beaver this is where I piss!
                 \\
(http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/justin-bieber-pool-500x360.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Pæs on October 22, 2011, 12:09:09 AM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Luna on October 22, 2011, 01:10:10 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 22, 2011, 12:09:09 AM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Don't ask. Just run, RUN for the sake of what's left of your sanity!
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Pæs on October 22, 2011, 01:28:17 AM
I'm not feeling too great...
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Aucoq on October 22, 2011, 01:29:24 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 22, 2011, 01:28:17 AM
I'm not feeling too great...

That's great!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Pæs on October 22, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/IGOTTHEFEVER.png)
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: Madi on October 24, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8800/shavedbieber.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi I'm looking for the Beaver Fever board
Post by: navkat on October 24, 2011, 10:15:30 AM
AIRWAY, BREATHING, CIRCULATION.

20mL/kg BOLUS ISOTONIC SOLUTION.

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO AUSCULTATE YOUR PULMONARY APICES.