Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell.
My symptoms include:
- abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
- loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss
I need MEDICAL ADVICE
from a QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL
right NOW
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Am I in the right place? I drank some lake water and I'm sick as hell. I could use some medical advice.
My symptoms include:
- abdominal cramps, watery diarrhea, vomiting, foul flatus, and fever
- loss of appetite, malaise, fatigue, and weight loss
2 Beibers and a cowbell, and call me in the morning.
The most important question is:
How's your hair?
I dunno, how's it look?
(http://howoldisjustinbieber.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beaver-fever.jpg)
In addition, my face seems to have broken out in some kind of rash or fur or something.
:lulz: Oh my god.
*shrieks*
sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse
*shrieks again for good measure*
by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar
EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR
:mittens:
(http://cache.gifts.com/photos/N/V/G/M/NVGM8E5JB4PEZSQDJ7RH_L.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*
sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse
*shrieks again for good measure*
by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar
EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR
NOW YOU FUCKING TELL US.
If I'm infected, I swear to fucking God, I will hunt your buck-toothed ass down and stomp on your fucking tail.
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE WILD BIEBERS PEED IN THE POOL ON THE ROOF
AND I GUESS I DRANK SOME OF THE WATER
GODDAMNIT
I'M LIVID ABOUT THOSE BEAVER'S PENISES
Seriously though, who let the beavers onto the roof? If we all wake up tomorrow with Justin Bieber avatars I am gonna kill a motherfucker. If that happens, we'll have to quarantine the board until it blows over.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfl904HqU1r21youo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2011, 08:23:12 PM
*shrieks*
sweet merciful fuck, it's getting worse
*shrieks again for good measure*
by posting in this thread I seem to have infected my avatar
EVERYBODY BE CAREFUL
IF YOU POST ITT YOU RUN THE RISK OF DEVELOPING A JUSTIN BIEBER AVATAR
They'll have to fight the robots first.
Nigel, :mittens:
And what the fuck--Friday Fever Blitz...? :lulz:
This is your pool?
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V1n9j0kuMkk/Ti7GiBAM9lI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/Yg3xBn_CTA4/s1600/wet_beaver_web.jpg)
Dammit Beaver this is where I piss!
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(http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/justin-bieber-pool-500x360.jpg)
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 22, 2011, 12:09:09 AM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Don't ask. Just run, RUN for the sake of what's left of your sanity!
I'm not feeling too great...
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/IGOTTHEFEVER.png)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8800/shavedbieber.jpg)
AIRWAY, BREATHING, CIRCULATION.
20mL/kg BOLUS ISOTONIC SOLUTION.
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO AUSCULTATE YOUR PULMONARY APICES.