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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Luna on October 22, 2011, 01:27:15 AM

Title: Dan Savage challenges Herman Cain...
Post by: Luna on October 22, 2011, 01:27:15 AM
Y'all know Dan Savage.  He's the advice columnist that set up the "Spreading Santorum" website, tagging ol' Frothy with a Google problem that just won't go away.

Herman Cain is next in his sights.

Herman apparently has decided that being homosexual is a choice.  Period.  End of discussion.  Kids just wake up one day and decide, "nope, I just WANT to be gay."

Dan Savage, rather predictably, has taken offense.

Has he reacted by turning his readers loose in a frenzy of "what kind of horrible sex act can we name after this guy?"  Nope.  He's being, I must say, VERY reasonable.  He's offering Mr. Cain the opportunity to prove his point.

QuoteDear Herman,
If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that's done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I'll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,
Dan Savage

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/21/dan-savage-herman-cain-oral-sex-gay_n_1024315.html
Title: Re: Dan Savage challenges Herman Cain...
Post by: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.
Title: Re: Dan Savage challenges Herman Cain...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 22, 2011, 02:15:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.

:mittens: ++
Title: Re: Dan Savage challenges Herman Cain...
Post by: Luna on October 22, 2011, 02:16:01 AM
This is, by the way, an open "Choicer Challenge," however, the challenge DOES require that the "choicer" not only suck his dick, but maintain an erection while doing so.
Title: Re: Dan Savage challenges Herman Cain...
Post by: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2011, 02:15:11 AM
Quote from: Jenne on October 22, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
"Suck my dick, Herman."

BEST QUOTE OF THE DECADE.

:mittens: ++

I'm going to make it part of my lexicon and brandy it about this weekend.  We'll see if it catches on.