BECAUSE THE FREE MARKET DEMANDED IT.
Also,
FUCK YOUR SHIT.
lolololololvodkalololololol.
Weather's great here!
LOL
PRECIPITATION IS HALF PASSED A MONKEYS ASS AND I JUST SHAT MY BODY WEIGHT IN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
MY BAROMETER READS CHOKING TO DEATH ON FUCKSHIT.
UH OH, LOOKS LIKE A WHORENADO IS ON IT'S WAY TO DICKVILLE.
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 10:30:18 AM
PRECIPITATION IS HALF PASSED A MONKEYS ASS AND I JUST SHAT MY BODY WEIGHT IN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
MY BAROMETER READS CHOKING TO DEATH ON FUCKSHIT.
UH OH, LOOKS LIKE A WHORENADO IS ON IT'S WAY TO DICKVILLE.
:mittens:
YOU'RE ALASKAN.
YOU'RE ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
YOU DON'T HAVE SUN THIS TIME OF YEAR.
New englanders bitch about the weather regardless of what it is. Dont like it? We demand constant partly cloudy weather in the 70s. Cant make that happen? Stfu and deal with our griping.
We find ways to bitch about the 70s too.
"It's not hot enough to go to the beach."
"It's not cold enough to light a fire."
"It's too bright outside."
I must admit that no matter where the fuck you're from, though. This 1/2" of accumulated street slurpee is fucking gross.
Not a problem for me. I hate the beach. And its never too hot to set fires.
I hate temperature extremes. Actually the funny thing that ive discovered is that the outside temperature in ireland is almost always comfortable to me. When im old i may opt to summer ans winter there. Which by boston standards will leave me staying in the united states for may and october.
THE DOPPLER REPORT SUGGESTS A CONVERGENCE OF TOTALLY EXPLAINABLE AND EXPECTED CHANCES OF WEATHER.
IN AN EFFORT TO HALT THIS INEVITABLE ONSLAUGHT OF ATMOSPHERIC NORMALITY LOCAL EXPERTS SUGGEST CHOKING A CHICKEN TO DEATH.
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.
AHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 07:06:24 PM
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.
:spittake:
Quote from: Alty on October 30, 2011, 07:06:24 PM
HOLY DICKBALLS. I JUST LOOKED AT A THERMOMETER AND SHIT 13 OZ. OF BLOOD.
STOP PUTTING IT IN YOUR ASS.
YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER.
OH DAMNIT NOT THE VICKS VAPO RUB AGAIN YOU'LL CRAP MENTHOL SHITSMOKES FOR A WEEK.
I TURNED ON THE AC TONIGHT!
MY BALLS STARTED TO PERSPIRE AND I SAID FUCK THAT SHIT, MY BALLS DESERVE THE COMFORT OF 74 DEGREE WEATHER!
WHY ARE WE YELLING IN TEXT!>!>!>!>!>!>
MY POWDERED BALLS FEEL GREAT
SERIOUSLY
WEATHER WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN.
Quote from: Richter on October 31, 2011, 02:33:46 AM
MY POWDERED BALLS FEEL GREAT
SERIOUSLY
WEATHER WILL NOT BRING ME DOWN.
Powd...
No.
I ain't sayin' SHIT.
70*F RIGHT NOW - OPEN WINDOW WEATHER. TOMORROW, 81*F. FUCK YEAH.
IT WAS 65 IN MY APARTMENT THIS MORNING!!!!! I PUT ON SOME FUCKING SOCKS AND SAID FUCK YA VIDEO GAMES!@!!!!!
IT'S 50 DEGREES TODAY IN PROVIDENCE.
2 DAYS AGO IT FUCKING SNOWED.
DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE?
NO. OKAY. LET'S DANCE.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
I feel as though something was lost in my subtlety.
FORECAST IS PARTLY CLOUDY WITH FLURRIES OF IRONY
So mother nature is a hipster with dirty glasses and dandruff.
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2011, 12:52:10 AM
So mother nature is a hipster with dirty glasses and dandruff.
:horrormirth:
didn't feel like scraping my windshield, so i rode my motorcycle to work.
suck it up, pussies!
Most of the New England Weather bitchin comes from Southern New Englanders. In fact, most of the people who bitch about the winter in Maine, that I've encountered, are transplants from Massachusetts or Connecticut.
We native Mainers don't waste too much time complaining about the winter. We've pretty much resigned ourselves to the fact that living in Maine entails AT LEAST 9 months of crappy weather, and approximately 3 weeks, if we're lucky, of summer.