Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: trix on November 03, 2011, 01:36:50 AM

Title: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: trix on November 03, 2011, 01:36:50 AM
Hello!
I hear you're having a shitty day.  That sucks.  We all have them.

So I made you a fread to cheer you up!!

However, as you may have noticed, I am a one-wit-wonder.  So, instead of boring you with my own tripe, I will link you to OTHER FUNNY SHIT ON THE INTERBUTTS!

First, I bring you a hilarious prank call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg8VJpe4uAM%5B/url)  I first heard this one on a radio station I used to listen to when I was sentenced to three years in Florida.

Second, I bring you the Impossible Mario Level (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8).  Where, basically, some guy gets drunk or something and tries to beat the hardest fan made level of the first Mario I have ever encountered.

Finally, I bring you a picture of my embarrassing tattoo. (http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/17248_1334685573824_1431610217_30940702_4112445_n.jpg)  So the next time I piss you off, which is almost guaranteed to happen if this thread hasn't done it by itself, you have more ammo to use to pick on me for.  Also, I find the tatt funny, so maybe you will chuckle.  If that isn't enough ammo, I am a Juggalo!  :eek:  Yes, for real.

Anyway I hope that cheers you up.  It certainly relieved a bit of my own boredom and tedium from this project I am working on, the details of which I wont bore you with.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 03, 2011, 01:55:24 AM
You have done a very nice, and I totally appreciate it.  :)
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:59:34 AM
The commentary on the Mario thing is brilliant.

"This is worse than reading an R. L. Stine novel...this is fucking worse than Panic! at the Disco."
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:21:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:59:34 AM
The commentary on the Mario thing is brilliant.

"This is worse than reading an R. L. Stine novel...this is fucking worse than Panic! at the Disco."

"This is fucking worse than reading Youtube comments!"
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 03, 2011, 12:30:26 PM
Quote from: trix on November 03, 2011, 01:36:50 AMI am a Juggalo!  :eek:  Yes, for real.

And suddenly, it all made sense.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: trix on November 03, 2011, 01:38:37 PM
I was wondering who'd be the first to go for the low hanging fruit  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
I considered saying something.  But I eventually decided nothing was more humiliating than self-identifying as a Juggalo, so I gave up.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: trix on November 03, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
I considered saying something.  But I eventually decided nothing was more humiliating than self-identifying as a Juggalo, so I gave up.
:mrgreen:

depends on how you define "self-identify" I suppose.

I mean sure, you can do it the pussy way and be all scared of identifying as a label or stereotype.  Or you can be all monkey and embrace a label and let it become you.  Or you can be a real man and collect them labels until you are so many things you become SINGULARITY
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 03, 2011, 02:02:35 PM
I've actually got no real problem with Juggalos (or anyone else with terrible taste in music and fashion). I do, however, find everything about the subculture terribly amusing to the point that I am almost physically compelled to poke them with sticks and see what happens.

In the nicest and most non-judgmental way possible, of course.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:10:53 PM
WHAT this is no time to be all rational man, there's a fucking GANG MEMBER HERE
You are just scared of The Fam!  WE'LL FUCK YO ASS UP!  Unless you are Batman.
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-juggalos.jpg)
But he's just a hater.
Title: Re: ATTN: NIGEL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2011, 02:20:04 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 03, 2011, 02:02:35 PM
I've actually got no real problem with Juggalos (or anyone else with terrible taste in music and fashion). I do, however, find everything about the subculture terribly amusing to the point that I am almost physically compelled to poke them with sticks and see what happens.

In the nicest and most non-judgmental way possible, of course.

Juggalos are essentially damaged goods.  They don't harm anyone.

But I gotta giggle when I see them.