...ask me anything.
Just don't be prepared for anything meaningful.
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 03:58:09 PM
How do I get my life back on track?
Doesn't matter, as life is intrinsically meaningless. Furthermore, the concept of "on track" is entirely subjective, leaving the only person that can truthfully answer this question
for you
is you. Instead, I suggest the following distractions: A good book, An obsessive hobby, tasty food, Recreational drugs and/or Sex (meaningless sex, of course).
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
Why do I always date cheesedicks?
Lack of foresight combined with bad decision making skills. That, and your actual odds of meeting
any human being that
isn't a complete cheesdick are astronomically against you, let alone one that you actually want to get freeky-deeky with.
Quote from: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
If you cut the highlander precisely down the middle, does he die?
No. However, there can only be one, so as soon as the cut is made, the two halves must duel immediately. But, because each side only has
half a head, then neither side can ever die, because neither side can ever be fully beheaded.
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
Why do I keep falling behind?
Relative to what?
I do need a new obsessive hobby. I like that idea! Will work on.
Good book; check. Tasty food; got it. Recreational drugs; probably nothing more than the occasional pot brownie.
Meaningless sex might happen, but odds are slim that I'll find anyone I like enough to want to fuck, but don't like enough to get attached to.
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.
Stalking Charley Sheen. :)
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29677.0
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.
Stalking Charley Sheen. :)
:horrormirth: Is he still alive?
Does it matter?
If he's not, we can take the duct tape off...
I checked and he is POSTING UP A STORM OF CRAZY on Twitter.