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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on November 04, 2011, 03:35:44 PM

Poll
Question: I'm:
Option 1: Drunk votes: 1
Option 2: Hungry votes: 3
Option 3: Horny votes: 5
Option 4: Angry votes: 1
Option 5: Trapped in an Existentially Nihilistic Vacuum and Can't Escape votes: 13
Title: I'm...
Post by: Dimocritus on November 04, 2011, 03:35:44 PM
 ...ask me anything.

Just don't be prepared for anything meaningful.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 03:58:09 PM
How do I get my life back on track?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
Why do I always date cheesedicks?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
If you cut the highlander precisely down the middle, does he die?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 04, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
Why do I keep falling behind?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Dimocritus on November 04, 2011, 06:34:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 03:58:09 PM
How do I get my life back on track?

Doesn't matter, as life is intrinsically meaningless. Furthermore, the concept of "on track" is entirely subjective, leaving the only person that can truthfully answer this question for you is you. Instead, I suggest the following distractions: A good book, An obsessive hobby, tasty food, Recreational drugs and/or Sex (meaningless sex, of course).

Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
Why do I always date cheesedicks?

Lack of foresight combined with bad decision making skills. That, and your actual odds of meeting any human being that isn't a complete cheesdick are astronomically against you, let alone one that you actually want to get freeky-deeky with.

Quote from: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
If you cut the highlander precisely down the middle, does he die?

No. However, there can only be one, so as soon as the cut is made, the two halves must duel immediately. But, because each side only has half a head, then neither side can ever die, because neither side can ever be fully beheaded.

Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 04:05:51 PM
Why do I keep falling behind?

Relative to what?

Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: notathing on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: notathing on November 04, 2011, 07:53:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.
i figured.
i accept my fate, i guess.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby. I like that idea! Will work on.

Good book; check. Tasty food; got it. Recreational drugs; probably nothing more than the occasional pot brownie.

Meaningless sex might happen, but odds are slim that I'll find anyone I like enough to want to fuck, but don't like enough to get attached to.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29677.0
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Don Coyote on November 04, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 07:36:30 PM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

You're fucked forever.

the robots killed my good computer. :argh!:
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: notathing on November 04, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29677.0


problem solved!
thanks trip
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)

:horrormirth: Is he still alive?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)

:horrormirth: Is he still alive?

Does it matter?
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)

:horrormirth: Is he still alive?

Does it matter?

If he's not, we can take the duct tape off...
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 07:58:24 PM
I do need a new obsessive hobby.

Stalking Charley Sheen.   :)

:horrormirth: Is he still alive?

Does it matter?

If he's not, we can take the duct tape off...

I checked and he is POSTING UP A STORM OF CRAZY on Twitter.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Dimocritus on November 04, 2011, 10:38:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
Does it matter?

No. Thus the aforementioned nihilistic vacuum.
Title: Re: I'm...
Post by: Triple Zero on November 05, 2011, 12:12:54 AM
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Marcel on November 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
i turned everyone into robots; how can i change them back?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29677.0


problem solved!
thanks trip

well that was quick.