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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM

Title: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:12:27 PM
Should I make an ask me anything thread?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:13:07 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 04, 2011, 04:12:27 PM
Should I make an ask me anything thread?

Are you drunk?  If so, then I think you HAVE to.

Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Cain on November 04, 2011, 04:15:39 PM
J'refuse
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:17:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 04, 2011, 04:15:39 PM
J'refuse

YOU AREN'T A REAL DISCORDIAN.   :argh!:
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Salty on November 04, 2011, 04:19:18 PM
If I don't make an ask me anything thread what's left? What are my options?

Also, is My Chemical Romance the epitome of Rock and Roll leaving all others in their wake?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 04, 2011, 04:19:18 PM
If I don't make an ask me anything thread what's left? What are my options?

Also, is My Chemical Romance the epitome of Rock and Roll leaving all others in their wake?

I WILL GET ON A FUCKING DOGSLED AND COME UP THERE AND FUCKING YOUR SHIT.

DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME ON THIS.

TGRR,
EXPECTS YOU TO FIX THAT SHIT.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 04, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
I've been waiting 7 years for this...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.

ANAL?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
I've been waiting 7 years for this...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.

ANAL?

:lulz:

FATALITY.

ECH WINS.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
I've been waiting 7 years for this...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.

ANAL?

:lulz:

FATALITY.

ECH WINS.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 04, 2011, 04:46:36 PM
WHY DO YOU HATE MCR!!!!!
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Luna on November 04, 2011, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 04:24:10 PM
I've been waiting 7 years for this...

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.

ANAL?

:spittake:
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 05:21:00 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.

Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2011, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



So you're saying that I should go see Billy Ray Cyrus over both Taylor Swift and Hank Williams, Jr?

Also, which window sill? I'd like to know what my escape options are.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



I am stealing this, and putting it as my Facebook status. You know, to spread the holiday cheer.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:35:26 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



So you're saying that I should go see Billy Ray Cyrus over both Taylor Swift and Hank Williams, Jr?

Also, which window sill? I'd like to know what my escape options are.

1.  MAY AS WELL, YOU BOG-HOPPING BASTARD!  YOU'RE ON BORROWED TIME, DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?

2.  That would be telling.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:36:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 04, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:26:31 PM
:lulz:

You'll get yours.  Oh, yes.  You'll ALL get yours, one fine day.  You'll wake up to the sound of a chainsaw, and there I'll be, crouched on your windowsill wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, engineer boots, and a feral grin, and then it's all running around and screaming and the neighbors will tell the press that it was just awful, and all the police will stand around feeling all sick inside. 

And when they finally gun me down like a rabid dog, I'll be chewing on Billy Ray Cyrus's blood-stained femur and screaming about tear drops on my guitar, and they'll assume I was just all fucked up on drugs.  This will not be entirely inaccurate, but it won't be the whole story, will it?  No.  There was more.  And more.  AND MORE.



I am stealing this, and putting it as my Facebook status. You know, to spread the holiday cheer.

Make sure to attribute it to:

The Good Reverend Roger
(Who is coming for you all this Christmas)
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2011, 05:42:49 PM
Done.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 04, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKER
Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land was a literary masterpiece on par with Shakespeare!
Shakespeare greatly influenced the english language and so has Heinlein!
Grok is a real word so deal with it!
Or are you incapable of grokking grokking?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:47:21 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 04, 2011, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Should I get drunk so I can make an ask me anything thread or should I just go for it sober?

I don't really grok why people make them, what's the reason?

Given the choice between a Taylor Swift and a Hank Williams, Jr concert, which one should I go to?

Ayn Rand was a genius ahead of her time. Would you have proverbially hit that, if she decided you were the next alpha male to have an extramarital affair with?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTHERFUCKER
Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land was a literary masterpiece on par with Shakespeare!
Shakespeare greatly influenced the english language and so has Heinlein!
Grok is a real word so deal with it!
Or are you incapable of grokking grokking?

Yes, but I am capable of "water" sharing.

Open wide.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.

Nuh-uh.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.

Nuh-uh.

Nuh-huh.  I will repost them tonight.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:41 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 04, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
How come we've never seen a pic of you in your Stetson?

You have.

Nuh-uh.

Nuh-huh.  I will repost them tonight.

Don't remember 'em.  You is always baldheaded or young and redheaded...NO STETSON.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 04, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
I am pretty damn sure I remember those pics. Duster and Stetson, right? And Jeep? Or without Jeep?
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
I am pretty damn sure I remember those pics. Duster and Stetson, right? And Jeep? Or without Jeep?

Without Jeep.

With emotard Von Melee and toy gun.
Title: Re: I hate ask me anything threads.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 06:38:40 PM
I remember one, where he was pointing a gun at that guy emotard von Melee:

(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/57/rogervampirehunter.jpg)