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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 05:50:43 PM

Title: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 05:50:43 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15546124

Fucking Timelords :argh!:
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
I remember seeing this on yahoo news yesterday

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-meet-discuss-usefulness-gmt-082018659.html

Where it contained this quote:

Quote"These networks need to be synchronised to the millisecond," Arias said.
"We are starting to have parallel definitions of time. Imagine a world where there were two or three definitions of a kilogram."

No problem.
2.2046 lbs
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 06:20:56 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
I remember seeing this on yahoo news yesterday

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-meet-discuss-usefulness-gmt-082018659.html

Where it contained this quote:

Quote"These networks need to be synchronised to the millisecond," Arias said.
"We are starting to have parallel definitions of time. Imagine a world where there were two or three definitions of a kilogram."

No problem.
2.2046 lbs 12 yards, 3 inches

Fixed.  Quit making Americans look ignorant.
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Don Coyote on November 04, 2011, 06:33:46 PM
Quote"Without leap seconds we will lose contact with the reality of Earth's rotation. Eventually our midnight would happen at noon."

:lulz:
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Maybe they could use rockets to keep the earth rotating properly?
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2011, 06:58:39 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 04, 2011, 06:54:33 PM
Maybe they could use rockets to keep the earth rotating properly?

No, we must punish the moon for slacking on the job.
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Golden Applesauce on November 05, 2011, 12:02:14 AM
Quote
Peter Whibberley, senior research scientist in time and frequency at the National Physical Laboratory, in Teddington, said: "When the UK government did a survey of government agencies, they couldn't find anyone who was concerned with leap seconds. So we don't see the evidence presented for the problems caused by leap seconds as being all that serious."

"I mean, the department of motor vehicles didn't even know what a leap second was!  Clearly, they're not a problem."
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Freeky on November 05, 2011, 01:37:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 06:20:56 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
I remember seeing this on yahoo news yesterday

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-meet-discuss-usefulness-gmt-082018659.html

Where it contained this quote:

Quote"These networks need to be synchronised to the millisecond," Arias said.
"We are starting to have parallel definitions of time. Imagine a world where there were two or three definitions of a kilogram."

No problem.
2.2046 lbs 12 yards, 3 inches

Fixed.  Quit making Americans look ignorant.

Are you sure it isn't hectares?  I'm pretty sure it's hectares.
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Only six months notice of when a leap second would occur?  Only SIX MONTHS??

How can you expect anyone to work to such a tight schedule as that?
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 05, 2011, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Only six months notice of when a leap second would occur?  Only SIX MONTHS??

How can you expect anyone to work to such a tight schedule as that?

:lulz:

Also- Imagine a world in which two clocks in your house are slightly out of synch with each other by, let's say, a second. It would be utter chaos!
Title: Re: ROYAL SCIENTISTS ARE CAUSING RIFT IN INTERNATIONAL TIME COMMUNITY
Post by: Rumckle on November 05, 2011, 11:41:15 PM
Well, that got rid of leap microseconds last year, and look what havoc that caused. Neutrinos travelling faster than the speed of light? Not in my universe.