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Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2011, 09:01:21 PM

Title: Crimes of the Dark Empress Nigel, part 2
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Kitchener

QuoteLord Kitchener sailed from Scrabster to Scapa Flow on 5 June 1916 aboard HMS Oak before transferring to the armoured cruiser HMS Hampshire for his diplomatic mission to Russia. Shortly before 1930 hrs the same day, while en route to the Russian port of Arkhangelsk during a Force 9 gale, Hampshire struck a mine laid by the newly-launched German U-boat U-75 (commanded by Curt Beitzen) and sank west of the Orkney Islands. Kitchener, his staff, and 643 of the crew of 655 were drowned or died of exposure. His body was never found

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?

But it gets WORSE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkney_Islands

Quoteand there are pipe bands in Orkney.

Title: Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress Nigel, part 2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.
Title: Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress Nigel, part 2
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 09, 2015, 05:33:54 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.

It's been 4 years, and I still can't improve on that.
Title: Re: Crimes of the Dark Empress Nigel, part 2
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 09, 2015, 06:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 09, 2015, 05:33:54 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 07, 2011, 10:55:15 PM
It was cold and the children needed soup.

It's been 4 years, and I still can't improve on that.

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