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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM

Title: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Lies on November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-police-arrest-superhero-Phoenix-Jones-2210657.php

I TOLD YA FUCKING SO.

Gone now. *poof*.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 08, 2011, 09:01:18 AM
What? That a vigilante superhero would end up arrested on assault charges? I don't exactly think you were the first one who called that, unless you disregard almost everyone else.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2011, 01:10:48 PM
That guy is an idiot.

Phoenix Jones, I mean, not Lys. In spite of popular opinion, I like Lys. Phoenix Jones, however, is a self-aggrandizing twit who is lucky this happened before someone beat him into a coma or worse.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 08, 2011, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: Lies on November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
Gone now. *poof*.

Fucking pussy.  Nobody argued that he wouldn't be arrested.  But don't let that stop your hit & run butthurtmobile.

Go find a hole and crawl in it.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2011, 03:26:16 PM
My personal theory is that these "superhero" vigilantes are very common in and around Glasgow but none of them ever survive long enough to be photographed or seen by more than a couple of people and that's why you never hear about them.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 03:45:01 PM
hahahahah

so this guy fancies himself a super hero, goes lurking around the city in a form fitting muscle suit...

sees four people fighting

pepper sprays everybody

and gets chased off by the people he "saved"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



Can you imagine a batman comic like that?

Some woman's purse is getting snatched,

Batman leaps out of the shadows, punches out the mugger,

punches out the woman,

escapes into the night!

:lulz: :lulz:


Superheroes are assholes! I fucking love it. Just imagine Superman stopping a bank heist ... then he gives all the bank employees black eyes and nutshots. Then he flies off with a smug look on his face.

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
:lulz:

that makes me wish I could draw.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
                           /
(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2011, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
                           /
(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)

And he nut-punched a WWII vet, which was cool as shit.
\
(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Don Coyote on November 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."

Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: morosa on November 09, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."

Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???

Yes, they both train unflinching justice.
Quote of the Day?!?
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Don Coyote on November 10, 2011, 12:51:54 AM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Richter on November 10, 2011, 01:02:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

If you don't get to decide, why do it?  I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 10, 2011, 01:48:40 AM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2011, 01:55:48 AM
The vigilante community needs to think big.  Why spend time chasing petty muggers and criminals?

There are pirates in Somalia.  Pirates.  And since most vigilante superheroes are based on ninjas anyway, they'd make perfect enemies.

Plus, I wanna see some douche in a suit try and get the drop on a 17 year old Somali with an AK-47, and the hilarious consequences thereof.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Luna on November 10, 2011, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 10, 2011, 01:02:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

If you don't get to decide, why do it?  I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.

I'm thinking that if you and I, two perfectly rational, intelligent people (stop laughing, out there), can agree that somebody needs to be eliminated, wrapped in a tarp, and disposed of in the most profitable manner, then they OBVIOUSLY need to be cleaned up.  The city would be all the better for it.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: LMNO on November 10, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:


(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Luna on November 10, 2011, 02:55:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:


(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)

:baby:
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 10, 2011, 03:13:56 PM
LMNO's pic doesn't show up for me.

I'm probably happy about that.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: Freeky on November 10, 2011, 03:26:53 PM
 :lulz:  Overweight man with blond mullet in a superman spandex suit, with the same TGRR face as was the one that got plastered on that train WOMP.
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: the last yatto on November 12, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Someone should have told him not to quit his day job... o wait he got fired as he was labeled a safety risk :lulz:
Title: Re: I fucking CALLED IT
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 12, 2011, 04:07:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.

"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"

My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?

I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.

That's the beauty of being a vigilante.

Nobody needs to see me in spandex.

Nobody.

Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.

ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:


(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)

:lulz: