http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-police-arrest-superhero-Phoenix-Jones-2210657.php
I TOLD YA FUCKING SO.
Gone now. *poof*.
What? That a vigilante superhero would end up arrested on assault charges? I don't exactly think you were the first one who called that, unless you disregard almost everyone else.
That guy is an idiot.
Phoenix Jones, I mean, not Lys. In spite of popular opinion, I like Lys. Phoenix Jones, however, is a self-aggrandizing twit who is lucky this happened before someone beat him into a coma or worse.
Quote from: Lies on November 08, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
Gone now. *poof*.
Fucking pussy. Nobody argued that he wouldn't be arrested. But don't let that stop your hit & run butthurtmobile.
Go find a hole and crawl in it.
My personal theory is that these "superhero" vigilantes are very common in and around Glasgow but none of them ever survive long enough to be photographed or seen by more than a couple of people and that's why you never hear about them.
hahahahah
so this guy fancies himself a super hero, goes lurking around the city in a form fitting muscle suit...
sees four people fighting
pepper sprays everybody
and gets chased off by the people he "saved"
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Can you imagine a batman comic like that?
Some woman's purse is getting snatched,
Batman leaps out of the shadows, punches out the mugger,
punches out the woman,
escapes into the night!
:lulz: :lulz:
Superheroes are assholes! I fucking love it. Just imagine Superman stopping a bank heist ... then he gives all the bank employees black eyes and nutshots. Then he flies off with a smug look on his face.
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
:lulz:
that makes me wish I could draw.
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on November 09, 2011, 04:48:40 PM
He's the hero Seattle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)
And he nut-punched a WWII vet, which was cool as shit.
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(http://images.wikia.com/batman/images/e/ec/JamesGordonGaryOldman.jpg)
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."
Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on November 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Quote"Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background," Jones told seattlepi.com in 2010, "and we're well aware of what it costs to do what we do."
Because the two are the same thing. RIGHT???
Yes, they both train unflinching justice.
Quote of the Day?!?
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
If you don't get to decide, why do it? I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
The vigilante community needs to think big. Why spend time chasing petty muggers and criminals?
There are pirates in Somalia. Pirates. And since most vigilante superheroes are based on ninjas anyway, they'd make perfect enemies.
Plus, I wanna see some douche in a suit try and get the drop on a 17 year old Somali with an AK-47, and the hilarious consequences thereof.
Quote from: Richter on November 10, 2011, 01:02:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
If you don't get to decide, why do it? I mean, it'd be like me working for a pentcostal nursery school otherwise.
I'm thinking that if you and I, two perfectly rational, intelligent people (stop laughing, out there), can agree that somebody needs to be eliminated, wrapped in a tarp, and disposed of in the most profitable manner, then they OBVIOUSLY need to be cleaned up. The city would be all the better for it.
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)
:baby:
LMNO's pic doesn't show up for me.
I'm probably happy about that.
:lulz: Overweight man with blond mullet in a superman spandex suit, with the same TGRR face as was the one that got plastered on that train WOMP.
Someone should have told him not to quit his day job... o wait he got fired as he was labeled a safety risk :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 10, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Net on November 10, 2011, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:43:50 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 10, 2011, 12:43:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 12:22:10 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 09, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
I talked this out with a few people who thought "cleaning up the city" with huge swords sounded like a good idea.
"Cleaning up the city" would turn in to "get shot from behind, jumped and stomped, or tortured to death by pissed off criminals"
My main problem with that is, who gets to decide who needs cleaning up?
I mean, if I get to decide, then I'm all for it.
That's the beauty of being a vigilante.
Nobody needs to see me in spandex.
Nobody.
Speaking for PD.com, I'm afraid we do.
ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZsHC8y7iBA4/TrvWrePZDcI/AAAAAAAAARM/vlc56A2PMd0/s640/11%2B-%2B1)
:lulz: