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Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Chef on October 08, 2004, 08:07:31 PM
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Malaul on October 08, 2004, 08:24:51 PM
I use oil and salt and butter

so there
NYAH
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Chef on October 08, 2004, 08:36:33 PM
Quote from: MalaulI use oil and salt and butter

so there
NYAH

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Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: saint aini on October 08, 2004, 09:07:43 PM
I use butter.  It has all the salts and oils necessary.

I used to use olive oil, but solid foods require solid fats.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2004, 09:40:40 PM
put the oil or butter on the pasta after it's done cooking...putting oil or butter in the water with the pasta is bad...bad, bad, bad....it may completely disrupt the temporal flow of this timeline...as a chef, I'm with Chef on this one... 8)
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Guido Finucci on October 08, 2004, 11:21:30 PM
Quote from: ChefWHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Chef, don't you think threads about the finer points of pasta cooking are a little, well, metrosexual, for your big, bad palangi self?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: gnimbley on October 08, 2004, 11:27:32 PM
If you put oil in your pasta water you are just wasting oil.

(OMG, don't tell Dick Cheney. He'll get Bush to invade your kitchen!)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 09, 2004, 12:57:35 AM
I concur. Any kind of fat in pasta water is utterly useless. You have to put it on the pasta after filtering the water out, when pasta is cooked.

Acceptable forms of fat to put on pasta:
- spagghetti sauce
- carbonara sauce (+ raw egg as an option)
- napoletana sauce
- coconut milk with curry and fried onion rings and raisins
- tomato sauce with either garlic or basilic
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 09, 2004, 01:58:12 AM
Quote from: namuI concur. Any kind of fat in pasta water is utterly useless. You have to put it on the pasta after filtering the water out, when pasta is cooked.

Acceptable forms of fat to put on pasta:
- spagghetti sauce
- carbonara sauce (+ raw egg as an option)
- napoletana sauce
- coconut milk with curry and fried onion rings and raisins
- tomato sauce with either garlic or basilic

you forgot bolognese, puttanesca, and the Turd's own sun-dried tomato/walnut/spinach lemon cream sauce...
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: agent compassion on October 09, 2004, 02:36:22 AM
I think it's tasty, so there.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 09, 2004, 04:26:42 AM
actually about a tablesppon of vegetable oil in a pan of boiling water helps your pastacook faster :P

and CHEF, I'm with guido on this one.
PS your keyboard is broken, there's no lower case, are you speaking in acronyms all the time or shouting?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 09, 2004, 11:36:59 AM
Quote from: MalaulI use oil and salt and butter

so there
NYAH

oil AND AND butter?
dude! wtf?

gopt somethign agasin sticky noodles or soemthing?

personally i use water. tho i dont; make the stuff often. abit of salt to make the water boil faster. don;t help much tho, i jst read while i cook.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Bella on October 09, 2004, 06:42:29 PM
I normally do my best to avoid cooking.
But if I have to cook pasta, all I use is a little salt and then I add a bit of olive oil after the water has been drained off the noodles or whatever.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: saint aini on October 09, 2004, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: ChefWHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Chef, don't you think threads about the finer points of pasta cooking are a little, well, metrosexual, for your big, bad palangi self?

We might as well say Chef is gay today for he has started a thread.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Chef on October 09, 2004, 09:03:52 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: ChefWHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Chef, don't you think threads about the finer points of pasta cooking are a little, well, metrosexual, for your big, bad palangi self?

LOOK AT MY MONIKER, FOOL!

CHEF D,
IS SICK OF HAVING TO EXPLAIN THESE THINGS TO STUPID OPIEZ.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Chef on October 09, 2004, 09:04:29 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI normally do my best to avoid cooking.
But if I have to cook pasta, all I use is a little salt and then I add a bit of olive oil after the water has been drained off the noodles or whatever.

DO NEVER, CHICA.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on October 09, 2004, 10:26:55 PM
40/40... don't tell.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Bella on October 09, 2004, 11:59:04 PM
I ate pasta for lunch today.
Mmmm......pasta.
Not going to tell you if I cooked it or not - and if I did cook it, I'm not going to tell you what I put in the water.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 10, 2004, 01:20:42 AM
there's a cullinary purpose to putting oil in the water your using to cook water, I can't remember what it is right this second, but I know there is one.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 10, 2004, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Hotsumathere's a cullinary purpose to putting oil in the water your using to cook water, I can't remember what it is right this second, but I know there is one.
No.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 10, 2004, 03:18:41 AM
yes there is. my goldfish like memory prevents me from knowing what it is right now. but there is a purpose to putting oil in your pasta water.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 10, 2004, 04:59:46 AM
It's supposed to prevent the water from boiling over.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Chef on October 10, 2004, 05:49:34 AM
Quote from: Wenchmaster KIt's supposed to prevent the water from boiling over.

WRONG ANSWER.

IT IS TO PREVENT THE PASTA FROM GETTING STICKY.  COMPETENT CHEFS DON'T NEED IT.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: agent compassion on October 10, 2004, 06:19:21 AM
I like my pasta extremely slippery, like a good orgy.


"What is this? Are we back in Nazi Germany? You all act like a bunch of Hitlers! Some of you even look like Hitler. Joe smells like Hitler. And Barney Rigley the postmaster colonel, he sneezes like Hitler."
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 10, 2004, 11:37:16 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Wenchmaster KIt's supposed to prevent the water from boiling over.

WRONG ANSWER.

IT IS TO PREVENT THE PASTA FROM GETTING STICKY.  COMPETENT CHEFS DON'T NEED IT.

Both wrong.

Oil in water does not change any physical properties of water so it boils the same, and unless you poured a gallon of it over the water it wouldn't prevent a boil-over (but then it'd make vapor bubbles form under the oil and explode, sending boiling oil all over, which is WORSE).

Oil in water does not make the pasta un-sticky. It does not even gets inside the pasta because pasta is polar in nature and repels oil. So it has no flavoring purpose and no un-stickifying purpose.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: cyberus on October 10, 2004, 12:57:51 PM
eh, I'll do it anyway next time I make pasta.  Only because CHEF told me not to.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: gnimbley on October 10, 2004, 02:29:56 PM
Quote from: cyberuseh, I'll do it anyway next time I make pasta.  Only because CHEF told me not to.

*DING*

Right Answer!
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 10, 2004, 03:00:21 PM
Putting oil on pasta after pasta is cooked: tasty and yummy

Putting oil in water with pasta while boiling: stupid, pointless, and a waste of good oil...

you are using good oil, right? Cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil? none of this canola bullshit...
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Guido Finucci on October 10, 2004, 10:39:35 PM
Quote from: namuOil in water does not make the pasta un-sticky. It does not even gets inside the pasta because pasta is polar in nature and repels oil.

<deeep breath> right, where to begin....



.... ah fuckit, it's not like it change anything. <sigh>
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Bella on October 10, 2004, 11:17:38 PM
Quote from: Turd FergusonPutting oil on pasta after pasta is cooked: tasty and yummy

Putting oil in water with pasta while boiling: stupid, pointless, and a waste of good oil...

you are using good oil, right? Cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil? none of this canola bullshit...
Grandpa had an Italian restraunt/bakery for about 50 years and I spent a lot of time there,
so even I know that the only oil to have in a kitchen is cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil.

And he never added oil or butter to the water when he boiled pasta.
He kept a spray bottle of olive oil and sprayed a little bit on the pasta after it was cooked.

I would kill for some of Grandpa's homemade ravioli right about now.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Turd FergusonPutting oil on pasta after pasta is cooked: tasty and yummy

Putting oil in water with pasta while boiling: stupid, pointless, and a waste of good oil...

you are using good oil, right? Cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil? none of this canola bullshit...
Grandpa had an Italian restraunt/bakery for about 50 years and I spent a lot of time there,
so even I know that the only oil to have in a kitchen is cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil.

And he never added oil or butter to the water when he boiled pasta.
He kept a spray bottle of olive oil and sprayed a little bit on the pasta after it was cooked.

I would kill for some of Grandpa's homemade ravioli right about now.

*gives Bella five with a snap at the end*

that's what I'm talking about!  Now...I happen to have a stash of Grandpa's homemade ravioli...you will meet me at the corner of Hollywood and Coahuanga and await further instructions on the killing part....tell no one, or the deal is off... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 11, 2004, 01:41:35 AM
i always use furnace pressed, extra slutty olive oil...
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 01:46:44 AM
Extra slutty? Where do you get it? Do they ship internationally?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2004, 02:23:58 AM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
*gives Bella five with a snap at the end*

that's what I'm talking about!  Now...I happen to have a stash of Grandpa's homemade ravioli...you will meet me at the corner of Hollywood and Coahuanga and await further instructions on the killing part....tell no one, or the deal is off... 8)
Shhh.......This is Bella under deep cover.

It's a date.

ps: I'll bring the salad.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: B23.77 on October 11, 2004, 02:25:00 AM
You don't need oil for spaghetti.  Just pop it in the microwave for 23 minutes.  But remember my sons, if you do need oil, KILL for it.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 03:14:07 PM
*Decides to unilaterally invade a small southern european country under the auspices of removing a threat to our american way of life*

*cares nothing for innocent civilians*

*really just wants to protect his supply of olive oil*
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 11, 2004, 03:27:07 PM
Quote from: Turd FergusonExtra slutty? Where do you get it? Do they ship internationally?

i buy it from teh azn underaged rub-and-tug parlours.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on October 11, 2004, 04:15:42 PM
Quote from: namu
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Wenchmaster KIt's supposed to prevent the water from boiling over.

WRONG ANSWER.

IT IS TO PREVENT THE PASTA FROM GETTING STICKY.  COMPETENT CHEFS DON'T NEED IT.

Both wrong.

Oil in water does not change any physical properties of water so it boils the same, and unless you poured a gallon of it over the water it wouldn't prevent a boil-over (but then it'd make vapor bubbles form under the oil and explode, sending boiling oil all over, which is WORSE).

Oil in water does not make the pasta un-sticky. It does not even gets inside the pasta because pasta is polar in nature and repels oil. So it has no flavoring purpose and no un-stickifying purpose.



The oil at the top of the water breaks the surface tension of the water (which at this point contains gluten from the pasta), and prevents boiling over.

Alton Brown is The Man. (and is related to Pope Gregory XIII)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 11, 2004, 05:25:49 PM
Somehow I don't think the oil breaks the water's tension, since drops of oil in water stay round instead of immediatly spreading over the largest surface of water available.

I rest my case.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on October 11, 2004, 05:37:27 PM
Seeing as how I cannot find any science to back me up, I'll have to cede this one to you, sir.

::cedes::
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 11, 2004, 06:24:32 PM
Well, I could experiment with boiling water and oil, but I'd hate to waste all that just to prove a point :/
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 07:56:13 PM
if you did, I think you might find that the oil does indeed spread itself out and break the surface tension of the water...just don't put any pasta in the Infidel Oil-Water or you too will be first agains the wall when the revolution comes... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 07:58:39 PM
addendum to previous post: this may vary according to the viscosity of the specific oil, and the temperature of the oil and the water....I am strictly speaking for olive oil and boiling water...
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 11, 2004, 08:48:00 PM
I think making pasta is a lot like cunnilingus.  Everyone has thier own way, and it's all just about as good.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 09:16:28 PM
if you ask the girls I know, who tend to be brutally honest about those kinds of things, then no...it's not all just as good...being that my current career is heavily dependent on the correct cooking of pasta, I'm gonna have to say that your analogy is flawed on both ends...sort of like my ugly pet frog...he has a club foot...and he's lost one eye....
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 12, 2004, 05:18:13 AM
Quote from: LMNOAlton Brown is The Man. (and is related to Pope Gregory XIII)

Alton Brown also looks like Medeo's dad, so much so that it's kinda spooky.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: saint aini on October 12, 2004, 05:36:43 AM
And Chef looks like a piece of chopped liver.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 12, 2004, 06:11:16 AM
Chef is a peice of chopped liver.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 12, 2004, 04:04:18 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonif you ask the girls I know, who tend to be brutally honest about those kinds of things, then no...it's not all just as good...being that my current career is heavily dependent on the correct cooking of pasta, I'm gonna have to say that your analogy is flawed on both ends...sort of like my ugly pet frog...he has a club foot...and he's lost one eye....

Sorry about your frog.  But my experience (limit: one person(s)) dictates to me that it may as well be all the same, because I'm usually in a haze of sexual stupor when it happens anyway.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on October 12, 2004, 04:08:48 PM
Your survey sample is, how you say... limited, at the very least.

:wink:
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 12, 2004, 04:34:06 PM
Yarrrgh.  :x

Well, I'm relatively new to the practice.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 13, 2004, 12:17:38 AM
Don't worry...your town is FULL of horny drunk sluts...if you're 21, try the Croc, Neumo's, or the Rendezvous...if you're not 21 yet, well, you're basically screwed cuz Sea-town is not very all-ages friendly...all the all ages shows are full of pissed-off bitter pseudo-punk chicks who are really just interested in meeting Brian from the Catheters... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 13, 2004, 03:34:39 AM
The town's in-crowd is highly shit-based.  They're greyfaces who steal our women and our life. =>.<=

I feel a watery anger coming on.*

_____________________________________________________________
*You might call Felix fiery, but it'd be a misnomer.  Felix's element is not fire.  It is water; Being a double Scorpio in fact, it is the kind of water power that, rather than putting up with being bathed in, it crushes houses.  
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Delusion on October 13, 2004, 10:25:30 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDactually about a tablesppon of vegetable oil in a pan of boiling water helps your pastacook faster :P

and CHEF, I'm with guido on this one.
PS your keyboard is broken, there's no lower case, are you speaking in acronyms all the time or shouting?

MY APPLE ][ RULES J00.
BBS LIKE IT'S 1982!
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 13, 2004, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Big Cat FelixThe town's in-crowd is highly shit-based.  They're greyfaces who steal our women and our life. =>.<=

I feel a watery anger coming on.*

_____________________________________________________________
*You might call Felix fiery, but it'd be a misnomer.  Felix's element is not fire.  It is water; Being a double Scorpio in fact, it is the kind of water power that, rather than putting up with being bathed in, it crushes houses.  

from what I understand, everyone who isn't part of the in-crowd feels taht way...and actually, there are two in-crowds....you could loosely label them as the Cha-Cha crowd (about whom your assertions are entirely correct), and the Crocodile crowd (about whom your asssertions are only partially correct, since that's where the really cool kids tend to gravitate to)...but by the time you are of legal drinking age, I'm sure it will all be different.... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on October 13, 2004, 06:14:22 PM
There is very little I enjoy more than becoming enlightened to the inner workings of a completely alien and unidentified social network.

Neat-O.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 13, 2004, 07:03:49 PM
hey...I'm trying to help a brother get some...and it's not either of our fault that you don't know what we're talking about...why don't you move out of the sticks?    8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: doubtless incident on October 13, 2004, 09:14:39 PM
you people are nuts. i put pasta in my pasta water.
then i put curry sauce on the pasta and call it dinner.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 14, 2004, 04:35:57 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Turd FergusonPutting oil on pasta after pasta is cooked: tasty and yummy

Putting oil in water with pasta while boiling: stupid, pointless, and a waste of good oil...

you are using good oil, right? Cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil? none of this canola bullshit...
Grandpa had an Italian restraunt/bakery for about 50 years and I spent a lot of time there,
so even I know that the only oil to have in a kitchen is cold-pressed, extra virgin olive oil.

And he never added oil or butter to the water when he boiled pasta.
He kept a spray bottle of olive oil and sprayed a little bit on the pasta after it was cooked.

I would kill for some of Grandpa's homemade ravioli right about now.

*bows to the mistress*

Indeed she is a god, for she hath accumulated the cullinary wisdom of the centuries, handed down from time immemorial.

I even use olive oil for making popcorn.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 14, 2004, 04:36:27 AM
Quote from: doubtless incidentyou people are nuts. i put pasta in my pasta water.
then i put curry sauce on the pasta and call it dinner.

food vindaloo eh?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 14, 2004, 04:46:16 AM
Further... if the grease contained in the flaver sachet of one packet of instant noodles is enough to change the structure of approximately half a litre of water in such that it will boil over the pot and onto the stovetop if added all at once. how much oil would you need to do the same?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Guido Finucci on October 14, 2004, 06:02:28 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDFurther... if the grease contained in the flaver sachet of one packet of instant noodles is enough to change the structure of approximately half a litre of water in such that it will boil over the pot and onto the stovetop if added all at once. how much oil would you need to do the same?

Hint: it isn't the grease that does that and it isn't, "changing the structure of [the] water". It is the sudden addition of many, many gas nucleation points (the powdered flavour stuff) that allows water vapour to form lots of bubbles. The grease and stuff do help the foam hang around for a bit longer but that's about it.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 14, 2004, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDFurther... if the grease contained in the flaver sachet of one packet of instant noodles is enough to change the structure of approximately half a litre of water in such that it will boil over the pot and onto the stovetop if added all at once. how much oil would you need to do the same?

Hint: it isn't the grease that does that and it isn't, "changing the structure of [the] water". It is the sudden addition of many, many gas nucleation points (the powdered flavour stuff) that allows water vapour to form lots of bubbles. The grease and stuff do help the foam hang around for a bit longer but that's about it.

aha, all I needed to no, thankyou herr ferret
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 14, 2004, 03:25:56 PM
what the fuck is a "half a litre"? what the fuck is that? fuckin' metric-talking bastards... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 14, 2004, 04:05:58 PM
It's british.  Think, "A big gulp"
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Trollax on October 14, 2004, 04:40:35 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhat the fuck is a "half a litre"? what the fuck is that? fuckin' metric-talking bastards... 8)

at least my measuring system is in an easy ratio with its own number system you imperialist freak!
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 14, 2004, 05:24:34 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhat the fuck is a "half a litre"? what the fuck is that? fuckin' metric-talking bastards... 8)
Half a litre is approximately a pint.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 14, 2004, 11:58:44 PM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Turd Fergusonwhat the fuck is a "half a litre"? what the fuck is that? fuckin' metric-talking bastards... 8)

at least my measuring system is in an easy ratio with its own number system you imperialist freak!

ahh...so you prefer a sensible, well-ordered measuring system....aneristic impostor.... 8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 15, 2004, 04:01:10 PM
Do not forget, Turd, that the Aneristic order is of apparent order.  This is not to say that order is not useful.  The brain primarily recognizes patterns, so it's not so hard to see that naturally we'd measure things on a base ten system.


All hail the gallon. >.>
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on October 15, 2004, 06:44:16 PM
I'm practicing for evolution... base twelve muther fuckers.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 08:33:12 PM
*high-fives Psymoon with drop-rocks at the end*

8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: namu on October 15, 2004, 08:54:30 PM
*high-sixes psymoon*
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 09:23:20 PM
*sneaks a look at Namu's six-fingered hand*

Hello....my name is Inigo Montoya...you kill my father...prepare to die...

8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Mad Skillz on October 29, 2004, 12:46:49 AM
y'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: EraPassing on October 29, 2004, 02:14:38 AM
I burn the noodles.  Every time.  Even when I'm standing over the damned pot with a wooden spoon in my hand.
Screw the oil.  Screw the noodles, while you're at it.
The only Italian food I can cook is Chef Boyardee.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 03:24:14 AM
Quote from: Mad Skillzy'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

are you CHEF's delinquent little brother or something? shouldn't you be out playing in traffic? or do not enough of us "honkies" drive through your block?

*throws a 3rd grade english textbook at Mad Skillz's head*

just 'cause you talk like a fool doesn't mean you have to type like one. we already have one of those and we like him so he's not going anywhere.

8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: B_M_W on October 29, 2004, 03:43:04 AM
Quotey'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

Okay mister Gangster, if you can not even afford oil for pasta, then how are you able to access a computer? I think you need to go solicit your "mad skillz" somewhere else. Because personally this hurts my brain more than Horab's writing, and it is also unable to give me a high, so I just end up with a head ache which wasn't caused by a long night partying.

Dig?

8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Malaul on October 29, 2004, 04:41:58 AM
Quote from: EraPassing
The only Italian food I can cook is Chef Boyardee.
I like to call it Chef Boy Im Lazy


kinda rolls right off the tongue eh?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: EraPassing on October 29, 2004, 05:06:23 AM
Ever thought of working in marketing, Malaul?

Always an opportunity for a mind-fuck on a grand scale.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Malaul on October 29, 2004, 04:48:44 PM
I did take marketing in highschool
but now Im atg starbucks adn the potential is amazing
sell people copffee machines they diont need
make sigles in there caramel macchiattos

good times there
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Mad Skillz on October 29, 2004, 05:37:55 PM
Quote from: Ythactha
Quotey'all put oil in yo' pasta water, just means y'allz some busta-ass muhfuhs that probably live in tha suburbz in some condos or some shit...reel gangstas don't gots to worry 'bout that shit cuz they cain't 'ford nothin' more than some ramen noodles anyway...maybe a jumbo jack once in a while, fo' a treat. dig.

Okay mister Gangster, if you can not even afford oil for pasta, then how are you able to access a computer? I think you need to go solicit your "mad skillz" somewhere else. Because personally this hurts my brain more than Horab's writing, and it is also unable to give me a high, so I just end up with a head ache which wasn't caused by a long night partying.

Dig?

8)

dig this: I cain't affo'd no oil fo' pasta cuz my momz gots 6 otha mouthz to feed. I gots a 'puta to use cuz I go to college. UC Irvine, busta. Full schola'ship too, case you waz wond'rin. Jus' cuz I think it's fun to type like I talk, don' mean I ain't got a brain up in my dome. An' I'm sorry if it makes y'all uncomfortable fo' a brotha to show up in this bitch talkin' like a brotha. I'se pretty sho' y'allz goddess don' mind at'all tho'. She pro'lly enjoy watchin' y'all squirm. Keep yo' mind on tha message and y'all be straight wit' it. Let y'sef lose sight of it, and y'all gone be just as gray as gray can be. See? I done read y'alls books and shit. Eris ain't just fo' white kidz from tha suburbz, y'know.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on October 29, 2004, 05:40:55 PM
Word up, dawg.  Some of dese foo's be trippin.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 07:52:54 PM
fo' real, tho'

8)

BTW, I'm a white kid from the suburbs, and I once lived in Lincoln Heights, which as you well know (if you're really from Irvine and not Billings as I suspect) is a MUCH rougher hood than yours. Dig.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Felix on October 29, 2004, 09:00:55 PM
I too talk like I type.  Or was it the oth-

Anywho.  I rather like it, despite that I'm used to reading easily because I know almost any word by sight, so it's a slight headache to read ebonics.  I can deal with it, though.

Welcome, by the way!
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: agent compassion on October 30, 2004, 02:10:18 AM
QuoteI did take marketing in highschool
but now Im atg starbucks adn the potential is amazing
sell people copffee machines they diont need
make sigles in there caramel macchiattos

Man, I was looking for a coffee machine, and I went into Starbucks, and they had just the kind I wanted - a little one, like a 2-cupper. I asked them how much it was and they said $349. I about sht myself, this was not a fancy digital reads your mind and makes the coffee you're thinking of making kind of thing, it was a bare bones model. So I went next door to Fred Meyer and found the exact same kind machine for $60. Hah. Stupid schmucks. I haven't bought Starbucks since. Why should I, when I can make my own?
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 02:50:03 AM
Starbucks = CRAPPIEST CRAP EVER

long live Millstone!!

8)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Malaul on October 30, 2004, 03:24:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is where I bring up Foamy
http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html
http://www.illwillpress.com/coffeehouse.html
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 30, 2004, 07:01:36 AM
So that's where you got your sig. Was wondering if it had anything to do with Star$.
A coffeehouse in Brockport sells bumperstickers that say "Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks." They make the best Tiramisu, too.
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: agent compassion on October 30, 2004, 07:07:26 PM
You know what's lame? I actually like the taste of Starbucks, I know if I go in there and cough up three bucks, they'll give me a very nice cup of joe. But I just can't do that anymore, 'cause hubby and me gotta get up early for school and it's fucking cold out - so we'd go broke with a Starbucks habit. I'm pretty sure that we've already had more than 20 cups of coffee from that machine, so it's paid for itself. :)

Speaking of Foamy, I was at Hot Topic last week, and they have a button with a pic of him holding an acorn. The text reads "Feel the wrath of my nuts!"  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I have a sign in my window that reads "Bush sucks, Kerry sucks, Nader sucks, Foamy for President."

:)
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Malaul on October 31, 2004, 10:13:04 AM
@ AG
PM me your snail mail addy
Ill send you so,e free coffee coupons!!!
Title: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: sakredchao on October 31, 2004, 02:46:26 PM
i understood what madskills said, and i'm not from the suburbs, i'm from alaska (a suburb of america, maybe).  

i listened to a rap cd once.  it was about how he sold crack for a living.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 09, 2009, 01:14:34 AM
 8)
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Bruno on July 09, 2009, 02:33:19 AM
Spaghattica!
Spaghattica!
Spaghattica!
       \
:sotw:
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: AFK on July 09, 2009, 10:58:21 AM
Quote from: sakredchao on October 31, 2004, 02:46:26 PM
i understood what madskills said, and i'm not from the suburbs, i'm from alaska (a suburb of america, maybe).  

i listened to a rap cd once.  it was about how he sold crack for a living.

Sarah Palin? 
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Richter on July 09, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
Oil in the pasta water has always helped get just a bit on the pasta to prevent it from sticking together.  I have added it later, but usually get too much.  I might not use oil if I plan to sauce the pasta, but I've never really tried this.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: fomenter on July 09, 2009, 05:10:13 PM
i used to think it (a couple drops of oil) kept the boiling water from frothing and foaming and reduced boiling over, but its a unnecessary precautions..
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on July 09, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 09, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
Oil in the pasta water has always helped get just a bit on the pasta to prevent it from sticking together.  I have added it later, but usually get too much.  I might not use oil if I plan to sauce the pasta, but I've never really tried this.

no.

Quote from: fomenter on July 09, 2009, 05:10:13 PM
i used to think it (a couple drops of oil) kept the boiling water from frothing and foaming and reduced boiling over, but its a unnecessary precautions..

yes.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Triple Zero on July 09, 2009, 07:59:46 PM
that.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
I put oil in my pasta water sometimes.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on July 09, 2009, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 09, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
I put oil in my pasta water sometimes.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Step1.jpg)
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Richter on July 09, 2009, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2009, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 09, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
I put oil in my pasta water sometimes.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Step1.jpg)

An August birthday party in the Special Ed. class will not convince me.  I'm oiling my pasta water until I hear good evidence otherwise.

(Doesn't fear joining the ghetto shrine.)
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
I also oil myself in the shower.

COINCIDENCE?
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2009, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
I also oil myself in the shower.

COINCIDENCE?


fapilicious!
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2009, 02:30:44 PM
I like a little Pam myself.

Shhh.  Don't tell my wife. 
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Triple Zero on July 16, 2009, 04:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
I also oil myself in the shower.

COINCIDENCE?

no connection what-so-ever.

you see, pasta water makes the noodle go limp.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: LMNO on July 16, 2009, 04:44:17 PM
 :lol::1fap:
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2009, 07:07:36 AM
Ahem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7UcCAw39c

Skip to the 2:35 mark.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2009, 07:26:20 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 16, 2009, 04:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 10, 2009, 09:05:09 AM
I also oil myself in the shower.

COINCIDENCE?

no connection what-so-ever.

you see, pasta water makes the noodle go limp.

:lulz:
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 23, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2009, 07:07:36 AM
Ahem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7UcCAw39c

Skip to the 2:35 mark.

I                                                                                                           Alton Brown
(http://www.freewebs.com/aephi/ist2_419124_painted_hearts.jpg)


It's always easier when Mr Squid or friends are doing something wrong to food to just say "Alton says no" than to go into a big long explanation.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on August 23, 2009, 05:28:14 PM
You all seem to be missing the obvious.

Not all people like their pasta boiled, so putting oil in the water means that you can both boil and fry the pasta simultaneously.

Thus every diner at your table is pleased. except for the namby-pamby-no-oil-in-my-pasta purist heretics.
Duh.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 23, 2009, 06:50:14 PM
I was gonna launch into a scientific explanation of why your post was crap, but then I realized you were just failing to be funny.
Title: Re: IF YOU PUT OIL IN YOUR PASTA WATER
Post by: Suu on August 23, 2009, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: Shub-Crackerath on August 23, 2009, 05:28:14 PM
You all seem to be missing the obvious.

Not all people like their pasta boiled, so putting oil in the water means that you can both boil and fry the pasta simultaneously.

Thus every diner at your table is pleased. except for the namby-pamby-no-oil-in-my-pasta purist heretics.
Duh.

WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS STEP?!