You going down there this weekend?
Down where? You mean that club with the peacock fights and ballpipe tournaments? I dunno, that depends if I'm still banned.
Or did you mean something else entirely?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2011, 03:36:05 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 14, 2011, 10:39:52 PM
Down where?
Down
ON
DEEZ
NUUUUTS!
Very 8th grade.
However, I was not expecting it, especially from you. I give you ten lulz.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:sexybeast:
:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Well fucking played, you godawful rotten bastard.
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2011, 03:40:54 AM
:crankey:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Well fucking played, you godawful rotten bastard.
I prefer to think of myself as an
artist. :lulz:
Hey Cainad - you looking forward to shivering your ballz off this weekend?
I have been trying to stay healthy, with marginal success. NOT looking forward to camping in November.
I AM looking forward to wearing heavy armor and stabbinating people with a knife on the end of a pole.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2011, 03:43:05 AM
I prefer to think of myself as an artist. :lulz:
Ah yes, how does the saying go? All great artists are champion asshats in their time? :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on November 15, 2011, 03:56:46 PM
Hey Cainad - you looking forward to shivering your ballz off this weekend?
I have been trying to stay healthy, with marginal success. NOT looking forward to camping in November.
I AM looking forward to wearing heavy armor and stabbinating people with a knife on the end of a pole.
I am so fucking ready, I knitted myself a woolen ball cozy. It's for keeping my balls warm. Richter will hopefully come through with that space heater so we don't all get assassinated by the Pneumonia Demon or whatever.
Also, there's a newbie team that's signed up who'll be staying near us. I propose immediate corruption to our degenerate ways.
Good, I think Lodai is bringing a space heater too.
If the new team isn't affiliated with anybody, let's try to identify them and feel them up with our eyes.
I demand photos of the ball cozy!
Quote from: Luna on November 15, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
I demand photos of the ball cozy!
Ah, well, you see the thing is... in order for such a thing to fit about my supernaturally manly man-geodes, it sort of, ah, exists outside of normal space. I could try to take a pic but I'm afraid the camera would melt.
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2011, 05:20:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 15, 2011, 05:13:11 PM
I demand photos of the ball cozy!
Ah, well, you see the thing is... in order for such a thing to fit about my supernaturally manly man-geodes, it sort of, ah, exists outside of normal space. I could try to take a pic but I'm afraid the camera would melt.
RICHTER!
Bring this one back for my use. His remains shall be returned when I'm good and through with him.
I am posting to encourage multiple space heaters. There are outlets enough for it, and I like being able to reheat when needed.
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous! You know how static electricity works. Ball lightning is a serious problem.
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous! You know how static electricity works. Ball lightning is a serious problem.
:crankey:
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous! You know how static electricity works. Ball lightning is a serious problem.
Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?
I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2011, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous! You know how static electricity works. Ball lightning is a serious problem.
Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?
I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.
:peedee:
I tipped her and requested: "PRAY. NOW."
If she got flustered and forgot her own "no touch" rule that is not my problem. What kind of person can wear platforms and be grounded anyways? That's just an ethical failure, nothing else explains it.
Quote from: Cainad on November 16, 2011, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:26:50 AM
Woolen testiclewear is dangerous! You know how static electricity works. Ball lightning is a serious problem.
Oh that's such baloney, especially coming from you. Do you really think we've forgotten the time you wore a Tesla coil as a codpiece to the Christmas party, constantly gyrating and bellowing out lyrics to Carmen Miranda songs in response to anyone who dared ask you what the fuck you were doing?
I will admit that I've never seen a lap dancer's hair stick straight up like that, though. Impressive shit.
Beer. Meet laptop.
Holy shit.
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
:spittake:
:thanks:
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2011, 03:44:13 AM
I tipped her and requested: "PRAY. NOW."
If she got flustered and forgot her own "no touch" rule that is not my problem. What kind of person can wear platforms and be grounded anyways? That's just an ethical failure, nothing else explains it.
Yes, very true. What were we talking about again?
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Toss in bay. Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Toss in bay. Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.
AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON. :x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Toss in bay. Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.
AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON. :x
I made Roger :x !
:banana:
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Toss in bay. Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.
AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON. :x
I made Roger :x !
:banana:
Of course you realize, there's going to be hell to pay for this.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:35:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Toss in bay. Cthulu can knit himself a sweater.
AND THEN ROGER WAS THE DEEPWATER HORIZON. :x
I made Roger :x !
:banana:
Of course you realize, there's going to be hell to pay for this.
Naturally.
But at least you will be entertained by the bringing of said hell.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 16, 2011, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
That's it. I am making my next boyfriend a ball cozy.
I wanted pics so I could duplicate the pattern... Cainad is being mean and won't share.
I could try to design one, myself, but I'm afraid somebody's going to have their junk stuffed in it and just WHINE...
I have a ball cozy built in.
TGRR,
Has an entire neck-down cozy. Yep. Even on my ass. ESPECIALLY on my ass.
I did NOT need to visualize that.
Honest.
Seriously. It's like someone nailed a mohair suit to me.
It's actually impossible for me to be nude.
Isn't. I know where to get the tools to shear a sheep. A shitload of wax... we could do this.
Is. You know how much it costs for a special waste dumpster?
Didn't Maria shave or wax your back at one point? The result of a lost bet on someone's part?
Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.
Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.
It didn't help. Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.
I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing. Like a hirsute Spawn.
Quote from: Richter on November 17, 2011, 02:59:18 AM
I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing. Like a hirsute Spawn.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Richter on November 17, 2011, 02:59:18 AM
I need body hair that will slowly infiltrate, eat, and replace me clothing. Like a hirsute Spawn.
Pretty sure this stuff is replacing my live cells, a bit at a time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 02:54:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.
Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.
It didn't help. Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.
THANK FUCK
I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 07:39:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 02:54:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.
Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.
It didn't help. Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.
THANK FUCK
I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.
You'd probably make up more shit and wouldn't afraid of anything.
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2011, 12:41:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 07:39:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2011, 02:54:04 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
Please please please tell me that actually happened and wasn't generated by my unconscious mind.
Yeah, it happened, but it was enabler, right after we shacked up.
It didn't help. Now the hair is all wiry, and can in a pinch serve as body armor.
THANK FUCK
I don't know what I would do with myself if I made that shit up in my head.
You'd probably make up more shit and wouldn't afraid of anything.
You'd start writing that shit down. You'd make Stephen King stab himself in the brain with a pen, leaving behind a note saying only, "I have been weak, and am unworthy to share a planet with the Dark Empress."
:lulz:
NIGEL!
I FOUND ONE!
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wtf-photos-videos-fuzzy-for-your-fuzzies.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 02:37:12 AM
NIGEL!
I FOUND ONE!
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wtf-photos-videos-fuzzy-for-your-fuzzies.jpg)
Awwwwww
I love the tassel!
Quote from: Nigel on November 20, 2011, 05:52:38 AM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 02:37:12 AM
NIGEL!
I FOUND ONE!
(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wtf-photos-videos-fuzzy-for-your-fuzzies.jpg)
Awwwwww
I love the tassel!
And in Christmas colors! Looks crocheted, not knitted, I'm thinking... Christmas presents!
:spit:
I did NOT expect that to come up for real. :lulz: Pretty naive of me, really.
Quote from: Cainad on November 21, 2011, 11:43:31 AM
:spit:
I did NOT expect that to come up for real. :lulz: Pretty naive of me, really.
Oh, ye of little faith. :lulz:
The funny part is that I didn't even go looking for it, I was just surfing around looking for pics to WOMP, and there it was.
Somehow the picture is made more funny for me by what looks like something that says "Bibble rotobibble" is attached to it.