I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his parang.
"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.
Quote from: The Payne on November 18, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his parang.
"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.
I bet he did.
I want a parang.
It will help me get thru this ghetto jungle I live in. Even crack heads speak BIG FUCKING BLADE!!!
:lulz:
Quote from: The Payne on November 18, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his THANG.
"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.
How I read this.
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.
You ever see Gran Torino? He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.
And it runs like a charm.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.
You ever see Gran Torino? He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.
And it runs like a charm.
I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did. Do you/
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.
You ever see Gran Torino? He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.
And it runs like a charm.
I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did. Do you/
Nobody can remember. It's part of how the brain defends itself.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2011, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 18, 2011, 06:52:08 AM
I bet Clint Eastwood has a parang.
You ever see Gran Torino? He killed a BEAR with a parang, and he carved a distributor cap out of its head with that parang, because they don't make parts for the Torino anymore.
And it runs like a charm.
I remember some hippie tried to stop him, but i don't remember what he did. Do you/
Nobody can remember. It's part of how the brain defends itself.
It's driving me crazy, trying to remember, though. I do remember he didn't want to sully his parang with hippie filth.
Until a moment ago I only knew "parang" as a type of Caribbean folk music and I almost didn't bother looking up the other definition as the idea of Clint Eastwood beating a bear to death with a cuatro seemed entirely plausible to me.
Quote from: Malachite on November 18, 2011, 10:51:44 PM
Until a moment ago I only knew "parang" as a type of Caribbean folk music and I almost didn't bother looking up the other definition as the idea of Clint Eastwood beating a bear to death with a cuatro seemed entirely plausible to me.
:lulz: He totally could AND WOULD.