This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/
:lulz:
Yeah you have to go extreme to make it noticeable and even then you couldn't really be sure.
Meet Tex Grebner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 20, 2011, 01:20:14 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2011, 09:15:56 PM
This is like 12 years old at this point, but well worth a reread. One of the most deliciously over-the-top (yet believable) trolls I've ever seen.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/09/the-legend-of-the-mall-ninja-gecko45/
:lulz:
Yeah you have to go extreme to make it noticeable and even then you couldn't really be sure.
Meet Tex Grebner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE
"After the shot went off, my training took over". :lulz:
The first thing I think when I look at these guys, is that if they really want to be badass they could start by getting in shape.
Quote from: nihilbilly on November 20, 2011, 01:20:14 AM
Meet Tex Grebner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE
I had to rewind after "I experienced a negligent discharge..."
I wanna go to that Mall. Gangs sodomizing people out by the dumpsters, kidnappers holing themselves up in the Gap, armed idiots in bodyarmour patrolling the place like a cheap knock-off version of Blackwater...sounds like a Neal Stephenson novel.
Quote from: Cain on November 20, 2011, 03:04:03 AM
I wanna go to that Mall. Gangs sodomizing people out by the dumpsters, kidnappers holing themselves up in the Gap, armed idiots in bodyarmour patrolling the place like a cheap knock-off version of Blackwater...sounds like a Neal Stephenson novel.
I know, BEST MALL EVER.
And he gets his orders from "high up", because protecting the mall is a matter of national security. Who knew malls were so important?
I imagine that there is a disturbing amount of these people working for Homeland Security.
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 20, 2011, 04:00:50 AM
I imagine that there is a disturbing amount of these people working for Homeland Security.
And TSA.
Brad Thor comes to mind.