Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 04:35:08 AM

Title: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 04:35:08 AM
I, for one, find the term "dwarf planet" sizeist, offensive and beneath the dignity of our Lady of Discord.

I propose the less pejorative term Petite Planet.

I had a better name for Her moon as well, but I can't think of the word offhand.

Try the waitress, tip your tuna.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Pæs on November 21, 2011, 04:37:23 AM
What? FYI, we're not actually Discordians.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Kai on November 21, 2011, 06:23:28 AM
Oh jesus, we got another Discordian.

I know theres a disclaimer in the news bar (somewhere) that says we're not actually discordians, but maybe we need to make it clearer. Somewhere in big bold letters.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 06:35:42 AM
Sorry, posted that in the wrong forum.
What I meant to post was...
Stop making CP!!! It's bad.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Faust on November 21, 2011, 09:31:54 AM
Eris is good but its no yuggeth.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
Dimo did get on the topic of changing stellar categories on the grounds that theyre not consistent. It would have been in september or october. It was an interesting thread and not at all unnecessarily zany.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 04:48:06 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 21, 2011, 06:23:28 AM
Oh jesus, we got another Discordian.

I know theres a disclaimer in the news bar (somewhere) that says we're not actually discordians, but maybe we need to make it clearer. Somewhere in big bold letters.

Yes, I think it says "We're actually about disco, but thanks for playing."  Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 21, 2011, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on November 21, 2011, 04:37:23 AM
What? FYI, we're not actually Discordians.
What are discordians?
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 05:57:36 PM
SON OF A BITCH!

THIS IS THREAD NUMBER 14 ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING HIPPIE CRAP.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: LMNO on November 21, 2011, 05:58:25 PM
Fnored.

:pokewithstick:
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 06:00:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 21, 2011, 05:58:25 PM
Fnored.

:pokewithstick:

I will kill you with your own mustache.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2011, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 21, 2011, 04:35:08 AM
I, for one, find the term "dwarf planet" sizeist, offensive and beneath the dignity of our Lady of Discord.

I propose the less pejorative term Petite Planet.

I had a better name for Her moon as well, but I can't think of the word offhand.

Try the waitress, tip your tuna.

Seriously, you must think that EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET lives under a rock if you imagine that this is somehow a topic that hasn't been discussed to death here. Thanks for insulting everyone's intelligence by bringing up news that is ALMOST SIX YEARS OLD.

BTW, did you hear Obama won? We have our first black President! LOL23PINEALFNORD!
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:11:13 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.

Oh look! We all did just what he expected us to do.

:lulz:

You're a living trope!
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Phox on November 22, 2011, 07:16:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:11:13 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.

Oh look! We all did just what he expected us to do.

:lulz:

You're a living trope!
D'awww! I thought I did something completely unexpected.  :cry:
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
Quote from: wudgar on November 22, 2011, 05:45:02 AM
Yes it was evil of me but I just love hearing the monkeys howl.

Thanks for playing everyone.

:trolling:

I think we have wudgar figured out.
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 24, 2011, 11:53:28 AM
And yet posters still respond to the trolls even when they're obvious. I think the posters doth protest too much :D

Hail Eris!
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: rong on November 24, 2011, 12:12:29 PM
let the bodies hit the Fnord
Title: Re: DWARF? PLANET
Post by: Luna on November 24, 2011, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 24, 2011, 11:53:28 AM
And yet posters still respond to the trolls even when they're obvious. I think the posters doth protest too much :D

Hail Eris!

Boredom, mostly, I suspect.